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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 1267 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Reasons to join: – We have a balloon popping mini-game where you can relive the trauma of your dad popping all your hard work. – Our cake selection is top-notch, but don’t worry, we won’t force feed you chocolate cake against your will. Choose your slice wisely! – Need some extra cash? Just watch out for your mom trying to take back the birthday money she gave you. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there. – Enjoy some family drama? Our server is full of it! Witness arguments over gifts, silent treatments, and even a sprinkle of name-calling. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form.
So come join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and absurdity. Who needs a boring birthday party when you can have all this excitement in Minecraft?