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best one-liner joke

  • CraftedLOL: Punchlines & Blocks!

    CraftedLOL: Punchlines & Blocks!

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    🌍🤪 Welcome to the wildest Minecraft server you’ll ever stumble upon! Forget everything you knew about gaming—here’s why you absolutely MUST join us!

      • The Enderman Dance-Offs: Why settle for a boring old "boop" when you can challenge Endermen to epic dance battles? Legend has it that if you defeat one, you’ll unlock the secret to their funky moves. Just beware! If you lose, they make you wear a pumpkin on your head for eternity!

      • The Great Creeper Olympics: Every Sunday, we host the most explosive athletic competition you can imagine. Watch in awe as Creepers compete in high jumps and stealth tug-of-war. Be sure to sign a waiver… you know, just in case it gets a little too explosive!

      • Pig-Racing for Rare Loot: Ever wanted to bet on pigs? Well, now’s your chance! Join our local racing league and place your bets on swine ready to sprint for glory. Winners get diamonds, losers, well… let’s just say they might have to dish out a few extra pork chops as penance!

      • Zombie Survival Spa Days: Who says zombies can’t relax? Sign up for spa treatment days where the undead unwind in hot springs made of lava. They bring the brains, and we provide the cucumbers! Just make sure you don’t slip and fall into their next “treatment” session!

      • Villager Karaoke Night: Gawk at a group of villagers belting out ’80s rock ballads while you throw eggs at them! If you manage to hit the “High Note,” you’ll get a free enchanted stick. But beware of the Villager-envy; they can get pretty feisty when they don’t win the karaoke crown!

      • The Ancient Temple of Never-Ending Mobs: Rumor has it there’s an ancient temple where mobs don’t just spawn but instead form a jazz band! Yes, a skeleton drummer, a zombie saxophonist, and a Creeper on the maracas. If you can keep up with their rhythms, you might just get a legendary loot drop or an untouchable magic helmet!

      • The Enchanted World of Talking Blocks: Discover the secret that blocks CAN talk! Join our weekly symposium where dirt, stone, and diamond blocks share their life stories. WARNING: Listening for longer than an hour may result in existential crises or uncontrollable giggling!

    So, grab your pickaxe, throw on your wackiest skin, and prepare for the most outrageous, belly-laugh-inducing adventure you’ll ever experience in the blocky realm of Minecraft! Your pixelated shenanigans await! 🏰🎉✨

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Sector Alpha Arena Network

    Sector Alpha Arena Network

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    Sector Alpha’s Mobarena is a server dedicated to the popular gamemode Mobarena. Players on this server fight endless waves of mobs and bosses to earn credits and tokens which they can later use to buy more Mobarena classes, special arrows, and other fun perks.

    The other gamemode is Chamber of Heroes, where up to 10 players fight a round with a choice of over 36 Heroes. There are also over 200 spells for some of the 36 classes, there are also guns for a few of the classes. Players win rounds by destroying the other team’s cores and towers, players also can get gold to upgrade his or her own stats, or buy items. Chamber of Heroes is mostly about teamwork, and a good team is what makes this game so good.

    sasha.sector-alpha.net:25567

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BeastCraft

    BeastCraft

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    BeastCraft

    skyblock.BeastCraft.net

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  • Crafted Cubes

    Crafted Cubes

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    Crafted Cubes!

    Looking for a fun time to play survival with your family? Or just want a safe place for your kids to play Minecraft without them being exposed to bad language and actions done by older adults? Then join Crafted Cubes! Our server runs 24/7, run by CAM_ABBY11! We have awesome staff, as well as fun things to do! We have a economy system too! Check out our website! craftedcubes.webs.com!

    206.217.129.115:25665

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  • Old Brutal Network

    Old Brutal Network

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    Brutal Network IP: mc.brutal-network.com

    Welcome to Brutal Network, were a fun Minecraft server network! We have custom plugins, a great community and exciting new gamemodes that are unique to us. We are always improving our network, adding more features and servers based around your feedback! You are what makes us what we are today. Thank you!

    mc.brutal-network.com

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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