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SMP_MinecraftMaestro – >character uses funny/unusual musical instruments

Character, comedy, comedy series, Creative, Entertainment, episode, funny, funnyunusual, gtcharacter, humor, Instrument, Instruments, Music, Musical, musical talent, Outro, Played, quirky, Show, SMP_MinecraftMaestro, Soundtrack, television, Unique, UNUSUAL

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5556
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	New Chunks Explored:	915984
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wackiest, wildest server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and you’ll find players using funny and unusual musical instruments to serenade each other while mining for diamonds. Imagine a creeper getting distracted by a player playing the kazoo and dancing instead of exploding – that’s the kind of chaos you can expect here!

And at the end of each episode, our outro is played using a different instrument each time. From a cowbell solo to a recorder rendition of the Minecraft theme song, you never know what musical masterpiece you’ll hear next.

So if you’re ready to laugh, have fun, and make some unforgettable memories, join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

CheesecakeCraft Minecraft Server

anniversary, Argument, braless, Cheesecake, Cheesecake Factory, CheesecakeCraft, comfortability, Communication, EMBARRASSMENT, Favorite, Flashing, inappropriately, Minecraft, misunderstanding, overdramatic, reaction, Restaurant, Server, Show, small chested, spilled coffee, STARING, to go

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2344
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122
Gods Slained:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	9007	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ores Mined:	9600
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our server for the most wild and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly villagers start a flash mob dance party around you. Or how about taming a pack of wild wolves, only to have them lead you on a quest to find the legendary Golden Bone of Power? And let’s not forget about the epic cheesecake battles that take place every Saturday night in our virtual Cheesecake Factory replica.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual “Hot Coffee Incident” event, where players must navigate a maze while avoiding servers with trays of scalding hot coffee. It’s a real adrenaline rush!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft moments you’ll ever encounter. Who needs boring old anniversary dinners when you can have cheesecake battles and dance parties in the virtual world? Let the fun begin!

BabyMamaDramaCraft

absent parent, advice appreciated, BabyMamaDramaCraft, co parenting, Communication Issues, Emily, financial independence, full-ride scholarship, Guilt, high school pregnancy, judgment, long distance parenting, meek and shy, mental health, Mother of my child, opportunities, persistent parenting, single parenting, University, weekend visits

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9693
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Holy Grails Found:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Astral Projections Made:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Buildings Constructed:	44
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the wild ride of co-parenting with Emily, the mother of my child.

Imagine a world where you have to navigate the ups and downs of raising a child with someone who lives three hours away and only visits on holidays. Will you be able to handle the drama of weekend custody battles and emotional phone calls?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for passive-aggressive in-game messages and guilt trips from NPC moms who just want you to be more present in your virtual child’s life. Will you be able to balance your Minecraft adventures with your co-parenting responsibilities?

Join now and see if you have what it takes to juggle parenting, relationships, and Minecraft building all at once. Who needs a soap opera when you have this Minecraft server?

ColdCaseSolver Minecraft SMP

cold case breakthroughs, cold case database, cold case detectives, cold case files, cold case investigations, cold case solutions, cold case squad, cold case suspects, cold case theories, cold case unit, cold case updates, cold case victims, Cold cases, ColdCaseSolver, forensic evidence, justice delayed, Minecraft, missing persons, smp, true crime, unresolved crimes, unsolved mysteries

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5999
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Star Shards Collected:	200	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only mystery is why someone keeps griefing your base? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a real-life detective show, but with blocks! Join us if you want to solve the ultimate cold case of who stole all the diamonds from the community chest. We’ve got secret underground tunnels, hidden treasure maps, and even a llama detective agency to help crack the case. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to uncover the truth in the most epic mystery-solving adventure of your Minecraft life!

CraftyMania: What Men Want

appreciation, Communication, complexity, CraftyMania, emotions, Empathy, equality, Honesty, Listening, Masculinity, Men, misconceptions, Perspectives, reddit, relationships, Respect, sensitivity, Stereotypes, Support, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5445
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Are you tired of building alone in Minecraft, surrounded by creepers and zombies? Do you wish more women understood the struggle of finding diamonds in the deep dark caves? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the thrill of mining with your new female companions who totally get the importance of a good pickaxe. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of pink sheep that drop enchanted golden apples when you shear them. So come on, ladies, grab your swords and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

MapleCraft Kids Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian government, Charity, children, children’s welfare, conflict relief, crisis response, disaster response, donation, emergency funding, foreign assistance, global support, government aid, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international aid, international relations, Kids, MapleCraft, Minecraft, relief efforts, Server, Support, Ukraine

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7759
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Villages Defended:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE CANADA, GIVING OUT MAD CASH TO HELP UKRAINE BUT INSTEAD OF KIDS, WE FOCUS ON BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND SAVING PIXELATED SHEEP! JOIN US AND BE A HERO IN A BLOCKY WORLD, WHERE YOUR DONATIONS GO STRAIGHT TO CREATING A PIXEL PARADISE FOR ALL! #BLOCKS4LIFE #CANADIANCRAFTSERVERLOVE

BlockyTerroristsGone

airstrikes, BlockyTerroristsGone, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, Defense, Eliminated, extremist group, hezbollah, Hezbollah militants, Israel Air Force, Israeli defense forces, MIDDLE EAST, militant organization, military operation, national security, northern Israel, regional tensions, Rockets, security threat, Terrorism, terrorist cell

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3914
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	8511	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Void Armor Forged:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

lol this server is so lit, it’s like a virtual war zone but with blocks and stuff. join us and help eliminate terrorist cells like Hezbollah in Minecraft! we got the Israel Air Force on our side, ready to blow up any baddies who try to mess with us. come join the fun and show those terrorists who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players, because who doesn’t love shiny things, amirite? so come on, join the fight and let’s make Minecraft great again!

CraftyPyramid: NoR*peZon3

advocacy, consent education, CraftyPyramid, Crime Prevention, cultural norms, egypt, gender equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, India, Legal System, legalization, Media influence, NoRpeZon3, pornography, public health, rape, sexual assault, sexual violence, Social Issues, societal change, taboo, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6744
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magic Items Found:	6832
Divine Spears Created:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky world where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: a land where llamas ride pigs, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a birthday party. Our server is like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for the occasional exploding chicken).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant mutant spiders, build a floating castle in the sky, or even ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT. And did I mention the secret underground disco club where skeletons breakdance to dubstep?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and magical unicorn poop. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

LymeCraft DNA Study Server

Bacteria, Dna, DNA mapping, epidemiology, genetic diversity, genetics, genome sequencing, infectious diseases, Lyme Disease, LymeCraft, medical advancements, microbial ecology, microbiology, PATHOGEN, public health, research, scientific discovery, Server, species, study, tick-borne illnesses, vector-borne diseases, zoonotic diseases

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8500
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Animals Bred:	22	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got like, DNA mapping of 47 different species of Lyme Disease. like, who even does that in Minecraft, amirite? come join us and become a Lyme Disease expert in the virtual world. maybe you’ll even find a secret cure hidden in the pixels. who knows, man. the possibilities are endless. so come on, join us and let’s uncover the mysteries of Lyme Disease together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

TinyPolitix Minecraft Server

1 year old, 1984 election, 1988 election, childhood development, early political awareness, ghetto upbringing, March 1983, Minecraft, Mondale, political awareness, political beliefs, political debates, Political Engagement, political interest, political knowledge, political maturity, political opinions, reagan, Server, simplistic political opinions, TinyPolitix

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1112
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Votes:	1838
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where people talk about politics and grown-up stuff? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be if you want to debate politics with a toddler! That’s right, we have a player who claims to have been a political prodigy since the age of 1. From supporting Mondale over Reagan to wrecking adults in debates by the age of 5, this server is where the real political geniuses hang out. Join now for a chance to argue with a baby about foreign policy and trade agreements!