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SuhailCraft: Terror HQ Takedown

Assassination, Commander, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, defense forces, extremist organization, headquarters, hezbollah, idf, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, regional tensions, security threat, Suhail Hussein Husseini, SuhailCraft, takedown, targeted killing, Terror, terror group

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6179
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Votes:	5560
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

join our epic minecraft server where we take down bad guys like IDF taking out Hezbollah’s Suhail Hussein Husseini! we are the ultimate warriors of the blocky world, crushing enemies and building epic structures. come join us for the craziest battles and the most insane adventures. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? come join us now and be a part of the madness!

Block Party Minecraft Server

African Americans, anti-black, Bigotry, Black Lives Matter, BLOCK, civil rights, derogatory, discrimination, Hate Speech, intolerance, Minecraft, offensive language, Party, prejudice, racial hatred, racial slur, racial tension, racial violence, racism, segregation, Server, social injustice, White Supremacy, Xenophobia

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1883
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	423
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Animals Bred:	192	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that all the NIGGERS must go back to Africa! Just kidding, that’s not a rule at all. In fact, we welcome players of all backgrounds and nationalities to join our wacky world of blocky adventures.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But beware, the dungeon was also home to a mischievous group of zombie pigmen who loved to photobomb players’ screenshots.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: we have a floating island made entirely of cake! Yes, you read that right. A delicious, sugary paradise just waiting to be explored and devoured by hungry players.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the craziness begin! Who knows what other absurd surprises await you in this wild and wacky world.

Trump Minecraft SMP President

administration, America, Campaign, controversy, debate, Democrat, election, Government, INAUGURATION, leadership, Minecraft, opposition, policy, Politics, Presidency, president, REPUBLICAN, smp, Support, term, trump, united states, Voting

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1380
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Endless Night Skies:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of llamas wearing top hats. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, causing mischief and mayhem wherever he goes.

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a giant statue of a chicken wearing a monocle and a top hat, because why not? And every full moon, the entire server transforms into a land of candy and rainbows, complete with flying pigs and talking sheep.

And did we mention that every player gets their own personal pet dragon to ride around on? That’s right, forget horses and boats, we’re all about flying around on fire-breathing beasts.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Plus, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging arrows from a skeleton riding a giant spider? It’s a Trump-tastic time you won’t want to miss!

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

CounterTerrorism, extremist groups, financial support, foreign policy, funding, Government, Hamas, HamasCraft, illegal activities, illicit financing, INDIVIDUALS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, money laundering, national security, sanctions, sanctions list, Server, sham charity, Terrorism, united states, us treasury

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8185
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4

so, like, this server is so lit, even the US Treasury is getting involved! they think we’re a “sham charity” but we’re just out here funding our homies in Hamas, ya know? join us and help us stick it to the man while building epic structures and battling creepers. plus, who wouldn’t want to be on a server that’s so badass, even the government is watching us? come join the fun, you won’t regret it! #freetheworld #minecraftrebels #joinusnow

BlockyEdu: NotByChoiceSociety

alternative education, BlockyEdu, children, Classroom, conformity, critical thinking, curriculum, education, Individuality, indoctrination, institutionalized, learning, NotByChoiceSociety, Rebellion, School, socialization, society, Standardized, structure, STUDENT, System, Traditional

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2946
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8411
Dragon Scales Harvested:	273	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
New Chunks Explored:	823830	Dragons Tamed:	7

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! Are you tired of being forced to conform to society’s boring rules and regulations? Well, have I got the server for you! This place is like a wild jungle gym where you can let your freak flag fly high and proud!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance. The trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. It’s like Willy Wonka’s factory on steroids!

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got mini-games that will blow your mind. Ever wanted to ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT? Or play a game of hide and seek with a pack of rabid wolves? Well, now’s your chance!

And let’s not forget about the community. We’ve got a group of players who are as crazy as you are. They’ll welcome you with open arms and probably try to steal your diamonds, but hey, that’s just part of the fun!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner weirdo shine bright like a diamond-encrusted llama wearing a top hat! You won’t regret it, I promise.

AgingCraft: Breast Cancer Edition

aging markers, aging process, AgingCraft, breast, breast cancer, Cancer, cancer survivors, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cellular aging, cellular damage, cellular senescence, chemotherapy, DNA damage response, Edition, Health research, hormonal therapy, inflammatory pathways, long-term effects, medical findings, medical study, oncology, radiation therapy, treatment effects

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2371
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

so like, u know how u play minecraft and u wanna have a good time but then u find out ur getting old just from playing? well NOT on this server, fam! we got u covered with our magical potions that reverse aging and make u feel like a newborn baby again. no more worrying about getting old while u build ur epic castle or mine for diamonds. come join us and stay forever young! #ageisjustanumber #minecraftmagic #foreveryoung

Portuguese Is Just Funny Minecraft Server

Brazil, Communication, Cultural, Dialects, Differences, European, funny, funny-sounding, grammar, Iberian Peninsula, Language, Latin America, linguistics, Minecraft, phonetics, portugal, Portuguese, pronunciation, romance languages, Server, Similarities, Spanish, vocabulary

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	838
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Votes:	7338	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Emeralds Found:	1896
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Spanish servers? Come join our Minecraft server where we speak funny-sounding Portuguese instead! Why settle for regular when you can have a hilarious language experience while building epic structures and battling mobs?

Our server is so wild that even the creepers can’t stop laughing at the ridiculousness of Portuguese being spoken in a Minecraft world. Join us for a chance to experience the chaos and hilarity that comes with trying to communicate in a language that sounds like a mix of Spanish and gibberish.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds and golden apples, guarded by a pack of mischievous parrots who only speak in Portuguese puns. Can you crack the code and claim the loot for yourself?

So why wait? Join our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server today for a language experience like no other. Who knew that Portuguese could be so LOL-worthy in a blocky world full of adventure and surprises?

Beautiful K-Pop Skin – Minecraft SMP

Beautiful, Commitment, cultural immersion, determination, goal-setting, international marriage, Korea, Korean, korean culture, Korean wife, Kpop, language acquisition, language learning, language skills, learning Korean, love, Minecraft, motivation, multicultural relationship, perseverance, skin, smp, study abroad, success, travel to Korea

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7155
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mines Excavated:	2245	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	21	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft and getting wrecked by creepers every time you leave your house? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you to hone your skills and become a Minecraft pro!

Join our server and become a part of a community where the only language spoken is Korean. Why, you ask? Because our owner is on a mission to learn Korean so he can impress his future Korean wife when he goes to Korea to find her. And he’s not going to let anything stand in his way – not even a horde of angry zombies!

So come join us and embark on this epic journey with us. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own Korean spouse along the way! Just remember to bring your diamond sword and a sense of humor – you’re going to need both in this crazy world we’ve created. See you in game! 😉🇰🇷💍

SisCraft: GreedySociopath

#sociopath, Argument, christmas, Christmas celebration, Conflict, family, financial difficulty, gift, greedy, GreedySociopath, holidays, ipad, job loss, manipulative, MONEY, perfume, SisCraft, snowboarding, Surprise, tablet, tight

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1544
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Crops Grown:	7606	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Buildings Constructed:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	3107
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with backstabbing, surprises, and betrayal – just like the time your sister ruined your Christmas surprise!

Our server is perfect for players who love a good plot twist, just like when your sister told your mom you were getting her an iPad and then demanded perfume instead. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you need to vent your frustrations in the chat – just like that time you called your sister a manipulative, greedy sociopath.

So come join us for a server experience that’s more chaotic than your family dynamics. Who needs snowboarding holidays when you can have this level of drama in Minecraft? Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyMemory

brain memory, brain retention, cognitive overload, cognitive retention, CraftyMemory, long term memory, Memory, memory capacity, memory recall, mental storage, pointless facts, pointless information, Random facts, random knowledge, trivial facts, trivial information, unimportant facts, unimportant knowledge, useless facts, useless information, useless knowledge

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4275
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Dimension Hops:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Are you tired of wasting brain space on useless information like your ex’s phone number or the periodic table? Well, join our Minecraft server and we’ll fill your head with even more useless knowledge!

We have a secret underground library filled with books on how to speak llama, the history of dirt blocks, and the best strategies for surviving a zombie apocalypse (in Minecraft, of course).

Forget about real life responsibilities and come join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, epic battles with creepers, and the chance to build your dream castle out of virtual blocks. Who needs to remember your mom’s birthday when you can be the king of a virtual kingdom?

So come on, join us and let’s make your brain even more useless than it already is!