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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 1187 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 44 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3203 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 432 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
Magic Items Found: | 6199 | Magic Crystals Found: | 10 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a block, a rainbow unicorn appears and grants you three wishes! Want a diamond sword? Boom, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done and done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? Well, you might have to work for that one.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!