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Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 6225 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 50 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 | Void Armor Forged: | 15 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 301 |
Why should you join Thighs SMP, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is home to the legendary Thighmaster, a mystical being who can squat an entire mountain with just one flex of their mighty thighs. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Thighmaster in a squat-off will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. So grab your leggings and start training, because the competition is fierce!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Gang, a group of rebellious poultry who have declared war on all players. Beware of their feathered fury as you navigate the dangerous world of Thighs SMP.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Thighs SMP today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, when in doubt, squat it out!