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| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 4688 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 48 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, like seriously, it’s lit AF. we got creepers that do the cha-cha slide, skeletons that dab on dem haters, and zombies that twerk better than miley cyrus.
but wait, there’s more! our server is like a magical wonderland where pigs can fly, cows can breakdance, and sheep can recite shakespeare. it’s like a freakin’ zoo up in here, but with blocky animals and no poop to clean up.
if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that our server is run by a group of korean parents who have chosen to live in a cell for some reason. they’re like the coolest shut-ins you’ll ever meet, always coming up with wacky events and challenges for us players.
so come on, join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to witness a korean parent break out of their cell and do the macarena. it’s a party you don’t wanna miss, trust me.
