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Adulting Smackdown

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9510
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Crops Grown:	5598	Buildings Constructed:	38
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of adulting and ready to escape to a world where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to forget about bills, responsibilities, and that annoying coworker who always steals your lunch from the office fridge.

On our server, you can create your own virtual paradise, complete with towering castles, secret underground lairs, and even a pet dragon if you’re feeling adventurous. Need a break from building? Take a stroll through our enchanted forests, where the trees whisper secrets and the animals dance to the beat of your pickaxe.

But wait, there’s more! Join our weekly PvP tournaments and show off your mad skills in epic battles against other players. Trust us, nothing says stress relief like taking down your friends with a diamond sword while wearing a chicken costume.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself never wanting to leave!

ApocalypseCraft: Last Player Standing

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7355
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Alien Abductions:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

join dis server if u wanna be the last person standing when da world ends. we got zombies, creepers, and even herobrine running around causing chaos. no one will be there to report the extinction of humanity cuz we all too busy building epic bases and fighting off mobs. come join us if u think u got what it takes to survive the apocalypse in style. bonus points if u can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against the forces of evil. let’s see who will be da ultimate survivor in dis crazy world of blocky madness.

CraftyDepressantz

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9908
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

so like, u know how sometimes u feel like ur in a deep dark hole and u just cant climb out? well, this server is like ur own personal happy pill, but in minecraft form! join us and let us show u how to build ur way out of that sad hole and into a world of fun and laughter! our team of experts have studied the ancient art of antidepressants and have unlocked the secret to happiness in block form. come join us and let us reframe ur whole minecraft experience!

Sovereign SMP Season 3: More Vanilla, Less Drama… Unless it’s about the creepers

Active players, building, bullying, CREEPERS, discrimination, Drama, Dynmap, Griefing, HACKING, Harassment, INDIVIDUALS, mini blocks, more mob heads, Play styles, Plugins, Positive, proximity chat, Requirements, Season, Server, smp, Sovereign, theft, tolerance policy, Understanding, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	695
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Dimension Hops:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Towns Built:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Chimeras Created:	4

Sovereign SMP Overview

Description	Sovereign SMP is an 18+, LGBTQIA+ friendly, Minecraft server focused on building a positive and welcoming community. Season 3 started on 5/22.
Requirements	18+ only
Plugin List	Proximity Chat, Dynmap, Mini Blocks, More Mob Heads, Player Head Drops, Fast Leaf Decay, Armor Stands, Single Player Sleep. TnT duping and other redstone tricks are allowed.
Version	Paper 1.20.4

Apply through Discord! ->https://discord.gg/fBBPevbzBQ

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server LGBTQIA+ friendly?	Yes, we are an LGBTQIA+ friendly server.
Are Java and Bedrock players welcome?	Yes, both Java and Bedrock players are welcome.
What is the zero tolerance policy?	We have a ZERO tolerance policy in regards to any form of harassment, discrimination, bullying, hacking, griefing, theft, etc.
Can I use redstone tricks on the server?	Yes, TnT duping and other redstone tricks are allowed.

Pol’s Minecraft Server: The Decline

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3980
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Crops Grown:	9413
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	248	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Magic Items Found:	1426
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Towns Built:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Are you tired of falling down the rabbit hole of conspiracy theories on the internet? Join our Minecraft server and leave all those wacky theories behind! Our server is like a tin-foil hat for your brain, protecting you from the madness of fake news and outlandish claims.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the lizard people or create a giant pyramid to communicate with aliens. We even have a special area where you can hunt for Bigfoot and Nessie!

Don’t believe us? Well, just ask our resident time traveler who built a working flux capacitor out of redstone. Or chat with our alien ambassador who’s always down for a game of Skyblock.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the craziness of conspiracy theories behind. Who needs fake news when you have blocks to mine and creepers to avoid?

Pixel Boobies: Minecraft Server

acceptance, all sizes, Amateur, beauty standards, body positivity, boobies, Confidence, different thread, discussion, diverse bodies, encouragement, long tail, Minecraft, PIXEL, rating system, Ratings, Saggy, self love, Server, Summer, Thoughts, Thread, titties, welcome

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4500
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Endless Night Skies:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we celebrate all shapes and sizes of amateur titties! But don’t worry, if you’re more into the saggy variety, we’ve got a special thread just for you. Rate and discuss your thoughts on Summers’ titties while you build, mine, and survive in our wacky world. Join us for a titillating good time!

CreeperCousinsWeddingDrama

adoption, Boundaries, Communication, CreeperCousinsWeddingDrama, DAUGHTER, Decision making, disturbing comments, family acceptance, family arrangement, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family Support, father figure, Manipulation, sensitive topics, side hug, single parent, Threats, Wedding

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5520
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8593	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Buildings Constructed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is more intense than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the plot of a telenovela.

Our server is so crazy that even your in-laws will try to sabotage your gameplay. Watch out for groom’s brother and sister, who will stop at nothing to stir up trouble in your virtual family. Will you be able to navigate through their drama and protect your Minecraft kids from their shenanigans?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for threatening messages, disturbing comments, and a whole lot of virtual chaos. Will you be able to survive the madness and come out on top, or will you fall victim to the craziness of our server?

Join now for a gaming experience like no other, where family dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions. Who needs a peaceful village when you can have a server full of unexpected twists and turns? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the insanity of our Minecraft world!

CringeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7147
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Divine Spears Created:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Crops Grown:	2920	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Have you ever accidentally told a villager that you were going to steal all their emeralds and then realize they actually understood you because they started attacking you with a diamond sword? Well, if you’re looking for a server where the NPCs have a sense of humor (and a deadly one at that), then you’ve come to the right place! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected consequences and hilarious mishaps. Just be prepared to face the wrath of the pixelated villagers if you slip up and say the wrong thing!

CreeperCo-Worker: Steve the Stalker

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	661
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to meet the most bizarre and hilarious players you’ll ever come across. From a player who builds giant statues of themselves out of diamonds to another who only communicates in chicken noises, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Coworker Steve, who once built an entire roller coaster made out of TNT. Let’s just say it was a blast to ride!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

McGillRaid Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4893
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mines Excavated:	2664	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more action than a pro-palestinian protest at a mcgill building! tear gas not included, but the fun is! build your own epic structures and battle it out with other players in intense pvp battles! who needs tear gas when you have diamond swords and enchanted bows?! join now for a riot of a good time!