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Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 5104 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
New Chunks Explored: | 622512 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Enchantments Applied: | 103 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 29 |
Villages Defended: | 20 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where you can compete in ridiculous challenges like seeing who can eat the most cake in 60 seconds or who can build the ugliest statue of a potato. And the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt. It’s lit, fam.
So if you want to relive your childhood in the most absurd and hilarious way possible, join our Minecraft SMP server today. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies. And by cookies, I mean virtual cookies made out of pixel art. YOLO, amirite?