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DMV Explosive Craft – Boom-tastic Minecraft Fun!

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3357
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7870	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where explosions are a daily occurrence! If you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of living near a naval academy without actually being there, this is the place for you!

Join us and witness the chaos as giant bangs echo through the virtual world, leaving players questioning their sanity. Who needs real life when you can have all the excitement and confusion right here in Minecraft?

Don’t miss out on the action – join now and see if you can survive the explosive madness!

CraftyFantasy – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV! LOL

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9073
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Love Letters Sent:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, DAWNTRAILMIX! Get ready for an adventure like no other, with early access starting on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT. The official release date is set for Tuesday, July 2, 2024, so mark your calendars!

But wait, there’s more! We have a mind-blowing Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT. Join forces with your favorite characters and conquer the world together!

And that’s not all, folks! How about participating in the PvP Series 5 until Patch 7.0? Show off your skills and dominate the battlefield like never before!

But wait, there’s even more awesomeness to discover on this server. From cross-region data center travel tests to resources, free companies, & Linkshells, we’ve got everything you need to level up your gaming experience.

And if you’re looking to socialize and meet new friends, don’t miss out on our upcoming meetups! From Excalibur to Balmung, we’ve got gatherings happening all over the server. Join us on April 20 for a special 420 Meetup (Hitler’s Birthday) – it’s going to be lit!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of DAWNTRAILMIX and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. Join us now and let the fun begin!

SnowflakeCraft

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	112
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Falling into the Void:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Votes:	4037	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever find!

Are you tired of walking on eggshells in other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage TANTRUMS at the slightest provocation! That’s right, let out all your frustrations in the most explosive way possible.

Join us and witness the most outrageous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant flying pigs to underwater roller coasters, our players have no limits when it comes to creativity.

And don’t worry about being judged for being “autistic/wrong/psycho/whatever” because on our server, we embrace all kinds of players. Let your inner WEIRDO shine bright!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing hysterically at the chaos that ensues.

Blocky Boners: The Minecraft Server for Small (or Average) Penis Players

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6860
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Void Gems Collected:	33	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	9937
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the beauty of small (or average) penises! This is a safespace for all the guys out there who are rocking a modest size downstairs to come together and share their dicks without fear of ridicule or sph (small penis humiliation).

Join us for a wild ride as we embark on epic quests to prove that size doesn’t matter in the world of Minecraft! Build towering structures with your modest blocks, slay dragons with your not-so-intimidating sword, and conquer the land with your average-sized army.

But remember, on this server, only those with small (or average) penises are allowed. So leave your sph at the door and come join us for a hilarious and empowering journey through the world of Minecraft. Let’s show the world that even the smallest of swords can slay the mightiest of beasts!

NeetCraft: Where even the unemployed can mine for diamonds!

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	352
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	256
Star Shards Collected:	162	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some CRAZY reasons why:

1. Our server is so LIT that even NEETS are thriving here! We have special quests and challenges just for them, with rewards that will make you RICH in game!

2. Forget about boring benefits of 400€ a month, on our server, NEETS get virtual GOLD raining down on them every single day! Who needs real money when you can be a virtual millionaire?

3. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary NEET who became the richest player in the game by doing nothing but NEETING all day long. Will you be the next NEET superstar?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest NEET adventure of your life! Remember, on this server, NEETING is not just a lifestyle, it’s a way of life.

PussyCraft: Where the Blocks Are Always Wet

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8517
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Runes Activated:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as her pussy through those Nike Pros! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest and most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine filled with creepy clowns who only spoke in cat memes. It was a sight to behold, and only those brave enough to join our server can experience such madness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary chicken army, led by a giant chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. They roam the land, spreading chaos and laughter wherever they go.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be prepared for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MemeCraft: LOL Edition

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9831
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your meme-loving, video-watching, and photo-posting needs!

Join us and experience the craziest adventures in the Minecraft world. Build a house out of diamonds, ride a llama into battle, and battle against a horde of zombie chickens!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He’s always up for a game of musical minecarts or a round of hide and seek in the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community on the internet! Previous Thread: Click here for more madness!

NukeCraft: Where Countries Battle it Out!

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7780
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Buildings Constructed:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! We’ve got players from all over the world, including North Korea, Israel, India, Pakistan, UK, France, China, USA, Russia, and even Poopesh Dickshit (yeah, we don’t know either).

Join us for explosive PvP battles where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. Build your own impenetrable fortress and defend it against raiders who will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds.

But that’s not all! We also have ridiculous mini-games like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even a game where you have to survive a zombie apocalypse while wearing a tutu (seriously, it’s a thing).

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the planet. Who knows, you might even make friends with Poopesh Dickshit himself!

BlockyBoys R Us: Where Even the Pixels are Hung

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	355
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Emeralds Found:	8663
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a ridiculous adventure filled with shota drama and chaos? Join us now and witness the absolute madness that awaits you!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of deranged players stumbled upon our server and were immediately sucked into a whirlwind of shota shenanigans. They built the most outrageous structures, engaged in epic battles, and even tamed a pack of killer bunnies to do their bidding. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary hung shota – a mythical creature that roams the land, causing chaos wherever it goes. Will you be brave enough to face this monstrous being and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Bionicle Babes and Blockheads: A Minecraft Adventure

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5585
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ores Mined:	2198
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Void Gems Collected:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	25	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the possibilities are as endless as your imagination! Are you tired of boring old blocky characters? Well, on our server, you can create sexy Bionicle women to spice up your gameplay!

Join us and embark on epic adventures with your new Bionicle companions. Build a fortress together, mine for diamonds, and battle evil mobs side by side. Who knew that the key to success in Minecraft was having a squad of sexy Bionicle women by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and start creating your dream team of sexy Bionicle women today! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server. Join now and let the madness begin!