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| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 2942 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 32 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 33 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 11 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2316 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Wilderness Tamed: | 9 |
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