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SickDayDenierAITA

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6118
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mines Excavated:	3750
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Are you tired of feeling judged for taking sick days on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server where sick days are celebrated and encouraged!

We understand the importance of self-care and taking time off when you’re not feeling well. Plus, we have a special “bereavement week” where you can mourn the loss of your favorite pixelated pet or virtual castle.

Don’t let anyone make you feel bad for prioritizing your health and well-being. On our server, we support you 100% and even have virtual chicken soup to help you feel better.

So come join us and leave the judgment at the door. Let’s build a world where sick days are just as important as mining for diamonds!

MemeLord Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3986
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Are you tired of being a noob on boring Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you crazy crafters out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will leave you questioning your sanity. Our community is like a dysfunctional family – we fight, we laugh, we cry, but at the end of the day, we always have each other’s backs (unless someone steals your diamonds, then all bets are off).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llama warriors who roam the land in search of justice (and carrots). Rumor has it that they once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but their spit and sheer determination.

So why waste your time on those basic servers when you can join us and experience the true meaning of Minecraft madness? Trust us, once you go crazy, you’ll never go back!

Block Pride Parades!

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8227
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers that don’t let you express yourself? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate pride parade every day! Build rainbow houses, ride unicorns, and slay dragons in fabulous outfits. Don’t let anyone rain on your parade, join us and let your rainbow flag fly high!

LebCraft: Power Plant Party!

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8464
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	23	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

so, lebanon is like, having a power outage, right? but guess what, our minecraft server has ALL the power, like, we never run out of power cuz we got magical power plants that never shut down. join our server and never worry about losing power again, cuz we gotchu covered, fam. plus, we got unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts and flying pigs that drop diamonds when you pet them. it’s like a magical wonderland up in here, so come join the fun and never worry about power outages again!

MCSUGARS: Where diamonds are sweeter than sugar! No whitelist, just diamond economy & player warps. Join us on Java & Bedrock!

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6172
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

MCSugars Minecraft Server

IP	mcsugars.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Z4u6nZvwU8
Description	MCSugars is an SMP server with a diamond economy (/deposit or /withdraw diamonds to your balance /balance). You can also claim land, create player warps, and set up chest shops to become the richest player!
World Border	50000
Map Size	10,000,000,000 blocks
Bedrock IP	bedrock.mcsugars.com
Bedrock Port	19132

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I start playing on MCSugars server?

A: You can join by entering the IP “mcsugars.com” in your Minecraft client.

Q: How can I earn diamonds in the economy?

A: You can earn diamonds by mining them or trading with other players. Use commands /deposit or /withdraw to manage your diamond balance.

Q: Can I claim land on the server?

A: Yes, you can use land claiming feature to protect your territory and build securely.

Q: How do player warps work?

A: You can set up player warps to invite other players to visit your creations or shops easily.

Q: What can I sell in chest shops?

A: You can sell high demand items like diamonds, enchanted gear, or rare resources to become the richest player on the server.

MassCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9058
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Votes:	7202
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Magical Moments Shared:	30

Are you tired of boring old sermons in real life? Do you want to confess your sins to a virtual priest who won’t judge you? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for weekly mass where the only thing you’ll be confessing is how much you love playing on our server. Trust us, the Pope has nothing on our virtual clergy. So come on, join us and let’s pray for some epic loot together!

Minecraft SMP – StableDude69

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7352
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do we have the server for you! This Minecraft SMP is strictly for males only – sorry ladies, no entry for you! We’re talking no females, cuntboys, futa, or trans allowed here.

But why should you join this exclusive club, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that we have a secret underground society of furries who create the most epic art you’ve ever seen? We’re talking furry artist tags, real artist tags, and even a community spreadsheet that will blow your mind!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve got resources galore! From models to LORAs to ControlNet, we’ve got everything you need to take your Minecraft experience to the next level. Plus, we have crazy tools like the Openpose editor extension and online pose editor that will have you striking epic poses in no time.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got local setups for Nvidia, AMD, and CPU users, so no matter what hardware you’re rocking, we’ve got you covered. And don’t even get me started on our guides and extras – learn to inpaint, train LORAs, and optimize Stable Diffusion like a pro.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the wildest, most insane gaming community you’ve ever seen. Just remember, no girls allowed – this is a boys-only club! See you in the game, gamers!

CraftyHouseHunters

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	119
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Towns Built:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and build your dream world without any annoying neighbors or roaches!

Join us and leave behind the rent-free house full of problems, because on our server, the only issue you’ll have is deciding which block to place next.

Imagine a world where you and your virtual wife can peacefully build a beautiful home together, without any fights over moving into apartments prematurely.

Forget about waiting for a raise to afford a better place, on our server, you can create the mansion of your dreams with just a few clicks.

So come on in and start crafting your way to happiness, because on our server, the only regret you’ll have is not joining sooner!

CraftyGamez

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8444
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Have you ever played a video game where you can ride a pig into battle, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and fight off a horde of zombie chickens with a diamond sword? No? Well, you’re missing out, my friend! Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in a game.

Our server is home to a community of players who are as crazy and creative as they come. We have players who have built entire cities in the shape of giant bananas, players who have tamed dragons and ride them into battle, and players who have created roller coasters that go through lava pits and over waterfalls.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic events like the Great Sheep Shearing Competition, where players race to shear the most sheep in the shortest amount of time, or the Zombie Pigman Dance Party, where players dress up as zombie pigmen and boogie down to some sick beats.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then look no further! Join us and let the madness begin!

WestBankWarriors Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4820
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where settlers go on wild rampages in the west bank and even the israeli leaders are like “woah dude, not cool”. we got crazy pvp battles, insane building competitions, and even a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers who only speak in emojis. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the chaos!