New Minecraft Servers 2025

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best meems Minecraft Servers

  • ExWifeBabysitter420

    ExWifeBabysitter420
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 3278
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 26 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Magic Items Found: 3425
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about family dynamics.

    Looking for a server where your ex-wife becomes your kids’ primary caregiver after your late wife passes away? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible! Watch as your ex-wife steps up to the plate and offers to watch your kids for free, all while her own husband and kids join in on the fun.

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of family feuds and accusations of ulterior motives as your late wife’s family comes back into the picture. Will they ever accept your ex-wife as a caregiver, or will the drama continue to escalate?

    So come on down to our server and witness the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to provide all the entertainment you could ever need? Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions and absurd situations that will keep you coming back for more!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ExcuseCraft SMP: “Lava ate my homework!”

    ExcuseCraft SMP: “Lava ate my homework!”
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    Players: 94/600 Votes: 1882
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16
    Farms Harvested: 937 Players Killed by Monsters: 5971
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 28 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever heard someone say they can’t come to your birthday party because their pet rock is having a mid-life crisis? Well, that’s nothing compared to the outrageous reasons you’ll hear on our Minecraft SMP server!

    Join us if you want to witness players claiming they can’t log on because they’re busy teaching their llama how to breakdance or because they’re on a top-secret mission to save the world from an army of evil chickens.

    But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of room for more players with equally ridiculous excuses to join in on the fun. So come on over and see if you can top the insanity on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyLiesMC

    CraftyLiesMC
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 658
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Votes: 382
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and secret dungeons guarded by a pack of friendly zombies.

    Forget about the lie you tell yourself most often, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be lying about is how much fun you’re having! So come on down and join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your friends might when they see how much cooler your virtual world is compared to theirs).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SushiCraft Minecraft Server

    SushiCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/300 Votes: 4182
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Chimeras Created: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Glorious Feasts Held: 9
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol imagine if china was a minecraft player and they just sailed right into japan’s waters like “sup bros, just here to mine some diamonds” and japan was like “dude wtf get outta here” but china was like “nah bro, i found this sick ravine, gotta explore it” and then they started building a giant panda statue on a deserted island just to troll japan. if you wanna be part of this crazy world, join our server now and be part of the chaos! come sail the high seas and build ridiculous structures, just like china and japan in this epic minecraft showdown!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PutinCraft: Mercenary Madness

    PutinCraft: Mercenary Madness
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 3114
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Magical Moments Shared: 15 Endless Night Skies: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have 2 mercenaries who fought for Ukraine but now they’re in Russia thanks to Maduro’s gift to Putin. if that ain’t crazy enough to make you wanna join, then i don’t know what will! imagine the wild adventures you’ll have with these hardcore fighters on our server. build, battle, and conquer with these badasses by your side. don’t miss out on the chaos, join now and be a part of the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LootCraft: HeartAttackRisk30%

    LootCraft: HeartAttackRisk30%
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 5057
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 13
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 25
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 28
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Endless Legions Commanded: 17
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Buildings Constructed: 17
    Meteorite Armor Created: 26 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we predict your cardiovascular disease risks with just one blood test!! if you have high levels of ldl cholesterol, you have a 36% chance of getting a heart attack in the next 30 years!! but don’t worry, our server is so lit that it will cure all your heart problems with just a few clicks!! join now and say goodbye to heart disease forever!!! #minecraftmedication #crazyserverfun

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Welcome to Gemstone SMP, where the only thing square is the blocks!

    Welcome to Gemstone SMP, where the only thing square is the blocks!
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    Players: 97/400 Votes: 799
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Gods Slained: 2 Dimension Hops: 13
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 82
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 414 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/nodaughternoplaymc/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Features Active players, Shopping districts, Friendly community, Building projects, Long-term interest
    Sponsorship Sponsored by lilypad for a lag-free server
    Mods Voice chat mod, armor stand mod, and more
    Community Global community with active mods

    FAQ

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Reach out to “spiegelei” on Discord for more information and an invitation.

    Q: Are shops mandatory on the server?

    A: While not mandatory, we encourage players to keep shops stocked for a vibrant economy.

    Q: Do I have to use the installed mods?

    A: No, the mods are optional and up to the player’s preference.

    Q: Is there a specific age group in the community?

    A: The community is mostly adults with work/school commitments, but all are welcome to join.

    Q: Can I participate in community events/games?

    A: Yes, players are encouraged to set up games and challenges for others to participate in.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • JujutsuCraft Minecraft Server

    JujutsuCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 6395
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Ores Mined: 720 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 43 Towns Built: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 17 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old zombies and skeletons in Minecraft? Well, on our server, monsters are the coolest guys around! They throw epic dance parties in the Nether, have cookouts in the End, and even host fashion shows in the Overworld. Join our server and party with the monsters like never before!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of creepers who are actually master chefs. They whip up the most explosive dishes you’ve ever tasted (literally)! So come join us and dine with the creepers for a dining experience you’ll never forget.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances on our server. He’s been known to challenge players to epic build battles and even give out rare loot to those who impress him. So come test your skills against the legendary Herobrine and see if you have what it takes to survive on our crazy, monster-filled server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AtriCraft SMP – The Blocky Banter Server

    AtriCraft SMP – The Blocky Banter Server
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    Players: 91/300 Votes: 5643
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6 Mythical Relics Collected: 19
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even the robots are getting in on the action! Our resident robot, Atri, is not only showing off her high-performance panties, but she’s also giving us some epic pantyshots – talk about high-tech fashion statements!

    Join our server if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between Atri’s panties and her pantyshot – it’s a battle for the ages! Who knew that Minecraft could be so high fashion and high performance at the same time?

    So come on down and join us for a truly outrageous and hilarious experience. Who knows what other crazy antics our robot friend Atri will get up to next? It’s a Minecraft SMP like no other, where even the panties are high performance!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoChords, Just Chaos – The Disoriented Minecraft Adventure!

    NoChords, Just Chaos – The Disoriented Minecraft Adventure!
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 6545
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Buildings Constructed: 42 Runes Activated: 6
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    IP nclegacy.net
    Discord https://discord.gg/2j5MN8svxM

    NoCoords Legacy is a semi-vanilla, semi-anarchy Minecraft server with minor adjustments to vanilla gameplay for improved balance. Some of the adjustments include the disabling of coordinates and elytra, as well as tweaking in-game mechanics for a unique gameplay experience.

    Basic Rules

    No Cheating
    No Exploiting
    No Bigotry
    No Doxxing/Harassment

    Additional rules and clarifications can be found at the server spawn. We strive to maintain a fun and safe environment for all players.

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: Can I use coordinates on the server?

    A: No, coordinates are disabled on the server for a more challenging gameplay experience.

    Q: Are elytra available for use?

    A: Elytra are disabled on the server to balance gameplay.

    Q: What happens if I break end crystals or explode beds?

    A: End crystals and bed explosions do no damage on the server.

    Q: Can I spawn phantoms in the game?

    A: Phantom spawning is disabled on the server.

    Q: Is nether roof void damage enabled?

    A: Yes, nether roof void damage is enabled for added challenge.

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