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| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 9249 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Potions Brewed: | 72 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Welcome to the most chaotic and absurd Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Who in their right mind thought it was a good idea to create over 40 episodes of the most boring and cliche creatures ever seen in the game? We have llamas wearing top hats, pigs riding on flying carpets, and chickens doing the cha-cha slide. And don’t even get me started on the storyline – it’s so nonsensical that it’ll leave you scratching your head in confusion. But hey, if you’re looking for a good laugh and a break from reality, then this is the server for you. Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (or melted, we’re not responsible for any brain damage).
