Best Meal On A Budget MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyPoorMealMagicians

meals of the less fortunate, meals that defined my childhood, best meal on a budget, nostalgic meals from childhood, comfort food from poverty

🏰✨ Welcome to the MOST EPIC Minecraft Server you’ll ever not believe! ✨🏰

Feeling like your life in the real world is just a series of unfortunate events? Join us and dive into a pixelated paradise where the blocks are made of dreams (maybe not literally, but we’re pretty sure the cows are plotting to overthrow the government)!

😱 WILD REASONS TO JOIN:

The Legendary Sky Potato: It’s not just a rumor; there’s a giant potato floating in the sky that grants 3 wishes IF you bring it a rare item named "The Pickaxe of Pure Chaos" (which, by pure coincidence, is also the name of your mom’s old spade). Legend has it that if you wish to find diamonds, you might just end up with a lifetime supply of enchanted donuts instead. 🍩
Enderman Dance-Offs: Every Tuesday, our infamous Enderman hosts a dance-off contest. Impress them with your moves and you might earn their respect—or an eternal game of hide and seek! Word on the street is that one unnamed player lost and has been hiding in the dark ever since… we’re talking about THREE whole days! 👻
Free Pet Creepers: Adopt a Creeper and unleash chaos! These little guys explode with personality. Plus, our unofficial motto is, “If it doesn’t blow up, it’s not a pet!” Your neighbors will LOVE your new furry friend (probably). 💣❤️
Pickaxe of Infinite Regrets: Join and receive this legendary item for free! What does it do, you ask? Well, it has a 200% chance of getting you trapped in the Nether. But just think about all the friends you’ll make down there! (Caution: They might not be human anymore). 🧙‍♂️
World’s First Minecraft Casino: Forget about the odds; they don’t exist here! Spend all your enchanted golden apples in our casino and walk away with either a stack of obsidian or a life-sized replica of Steve made entirely of sugar! If there’s one thing we learned from it, it’s that sugar rushes don’t count as inventory! 🍭
Magical Ramen Rescue Quest: Translating into complex code, we currently have a quest revolving around saving the last bowl of mystical ramen from an evil wizard who thinks he can cook! (Spoiler: He can’t.) Rumor has it that those who finish the quest will gain the power of… unlimited inventory space! Well, unlimited until you log out, anyway. 🍜

So, what are you waiting for? Dust off your old pickaxe, grab your sense of humor, and join the wackiest adventure of your blocky life! You’ll encounter things that will make your head spin, or at the very least, your avatar do a silly little jig! See you there, or in the void… 👾💖

EnigmaCraft 1.21.3

queer, remastered, Wife, Pacific Northwest, EnigmaCraft

Yo, have you heard of this Minecraft server that’s crazier than a time-traveling lesbian love story? It’s like Life is Strange, but with creepers and blocky landscapes. Join us and rewind time to build the most epic creations with your new bff Chloe.

But wait, there’s more! Before the Storm is like a prequel where you can be a troubled, isolated queer teen and make friends with demons. And in True Colors, you get to play as Alex Chen, a woman with a bountiful ass and supernatural powers. Plus, you might end up marrying Steph.

Lost Records is coming soon, so get in on the action before everyone else. It’s gonna be more mind-bending than trying to figure out the Life is Strange timeline. Join now and let’s build a world full of hella gay adventures and hidden demons.

Steam links included for extra convenience, because who needs reality when you can have Minecraft? Let’s get blocky, baby!

ConfrontCraftLOL

ConfrontCraftLOL, confronting cheating, Boundaries, confronting issues, Conflict Resolution

Are you tired of your partner always stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear no more! Join our server and show them who’s boss by building a fortress so impenetrable, not even a creeper could blow it up! Plus, we have a special “Lava Pit of Doom” where you can settle your differences in the most epic way possible. Trust us, after a few rounds of PvP in our server, your partner will think twice before messing with your precious loot again!

LukoilLulzCraft

international relations, Technology, LukoilLulzCraft, Energy Sector, Geopolitics

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the craziest place ever! We got pigs that can fly and creepers that do the cha-cha slide.

Once, this dude built a rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon and back. And don’t even get me started on the diamond armor fashion show we have every Friday night. It’s lit, fam.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move? Yeah, it’s wild. You gotta see it to believe it.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cake every Tuesday. Who doesn’t love free cake, am I right?

SURVIVAL REMEMBER YOUR YOUTH 20+ Minecraft server

20, Survival, personal account, Lazy, Minecraft

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL REMEMBER YOUTH 20” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

2eth.vanilla-box.ru

SimplyMinecraft

Environment, Vanilla Gameplay, FAQ, Minecraft, Survival

SimplyMinecraft Server Overview

Server Name	SimplyMinecraft
IP Address	simplymc.org
Discord	discord.simplymc.org

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I dupe?	Yes, if you find a working dupe, however we will attempt to patch it.
Can I hack?	Yes, however we do have an anticheat that tries to make it as close to vanilla gameplay as possible.

Ethereal Quests 1.20.3

gain, anger, shock, Vile, Hate Speech

Are you tired of dealing with vile moids and incels spamming gore everywhere? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the madness! We don’t tolerate any incel behavior here, just good old-fashioned block building and fun. Plus, we have plenty of female titties for you to touch virtually, so you can finally feel like a real man. Don’t waste your time on those right-wing incel forums, come join us and let’s build a better world together!

Pixel Poultry Palace

forum, Streamers, ONLINE, internet girls, Celebs

Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in town! We got e-girls, streamers, cosplay gals, and even celebs up in here! If she’s an internet girl, you better come in and simp for her, bro! We also welcome fap friends and AGP sluts, so come on in and join the madness! Nursing edition? More like party edition, am I right? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

NoBandSMPHate

despise, Repulsive, loathsome, abhorrent, ANNOYING

OMG, like, if you can’t stand the band “Creeper’s Delight” then you HAVE to join our Minecraft SMP! They totally invaded our server once and started playing their awful music non-stop. We had to fight them off with diamond swords and TNT, it was epic! So if you wanna join a server where we kick out annoying bands and have crazy battles, come join us! Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, it’s wild, man. So come on, join us and let’s take down those pesky bands together!

RetroThreads R Us

Designer, vintage, haute couture, fashion trend, COMEBACK

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old fashion trends? Well, look no further because on our server, we are bringing back the ultimate fashion trend of 2025 – diamond-studded armor! That’s right, forget about iron or leather, on our server, you’ll be strutting around in armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Fashionista Villager, who will trade you the most stylish outfits in exchange for rare gems and resources. Want a pair of enchanted diamond boots with feather falling? No problem! Just bring him a stack of emeralds and you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take on our exclusive Fashion Quests, where you’ll have to battle stylish mobs like the Glamorous Ghasts and the Fabulous Skeletons to earn even more fashionable rewards.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the most stylish player in all of Minecraft!