| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 4442 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 13 |
| Towns Built: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 181 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
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| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 6296 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 1010 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 158 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get greeted by a gang of mischievous chickens wearing tiny top hats. They lead you on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. But beware, the Diamond Chicken is guarded by a giant flying pig with laser eyes!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They’ll teach you their killer moves and maybe even let you borrow their explosive bow ties.
And let’s not forget about our annual hot potato tournament, where players compete to pass around a flaming potato without getting burned. The winner gets a crown made of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride of wacky adventures and unforgettable memories. Just remember, anything can happen in this crazy world, so keep your pickaxe close and your sense of humor closer!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 9119 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Enchantments Applied: | 120 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 48 |
Our server is perfect for those who want to practice their ASL skills while building epic structures and battling mobs. Plus, you might even find a long-lost sibling who only learned ASL to talk to their deaf friend in school.
Join now and experience the drama and excitement of living in a virtual world where communication is key, even if it’s just to tell your mom that her expectations are way too high. Don’t miss out on the fun – sign up today!
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 471 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 37 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 27 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Money Tree, where you can literally pluck dollar bills off the branches! Just make sure to watch out for the Money Tree Guardians, they’re not too keen on sharing their wealth.
So why wait? Join our server now and start making that sweet, sweet cash in the most ridiculous ways possible! Who needs a job when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 2161 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | New Chunks Explored: | 790260 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Crops Grown: | 9679 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Treasure Maps Found: | 4 |
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 1293 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 27 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
Plus, did you know that playing on our server reduces your chances of getting hit by a stray arrow by like, 1000%? It’s true, man! We did a study and everything!
And get this, on our server, Black Americans have a 99.9% chance of winning every PvP battle! It’s like, scientifically proven or something. So come join us and dominate the competition!
Don’t miss out on all the fun and excitement, join our server today and become a Minecraft legend!
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 9825 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 33 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 35 |
Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons that shoot rainbows, and a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a friendly game of spleef. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon is a total party animal and loves to host rave parties in the End dimension.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to America and hello to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 3699 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 31 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
Rumor has it that the captain of the team, Becky “The Barracuda” Johnson, once defeated a creeper with nothing but her trusty diamond sword and a fierce backstroke.
But watch out, because the rival team from Random High School’s Quidditch team is always ready to swoop in and steal the glory. Their star player, Chad “The Chaser” Smith, once rode a pig off a cliff and landed a perfect 360 no-scope arrow shot on a zombie.
So come join us for some insane adventures, ridiculous rivalries, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). See you on the battlefield, players!
| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 2055 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 24 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 4492 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of the virtual world when suddenly, your long-lost sister appears out of nowhere! But wait, there’s a plot twist – her boyfriend is hitting on you in the game, just like in real life. Will you confront him in the virtual realm or keep quiet like in the real world?
With our server, you’ll never know what crazy drama will unfold next. Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions, all while building epic structures and battling mobs with your newfound virtual family. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?
