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CraftingLoveGone

BETRAYAL, communication breakdown, counseling, CraftingLoveGone, Divorce, Emotional distance, growing apart, HEARTBREAK, Infidelity, irreconcilable differences, lack of intimacy, legal proceedings, Loneliness, lost love, Marital Problems, Marriage, moving on, relationship, Resentment, separation, signs of a failing marriage

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1264
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3668	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Void Gems Collected:	30
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

When you find yourself spending more time on this Minecraft server than with your spouse! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and virtual friendships that will make you forget all about your real-life problems. Who needs marriage counseling when you have diamond mining and creeper explosions to distract you? So come on, join us and say goodbye to your spouse… I mean, marriage problems!

ParisOlympicsSecure

athletes, Budget, Competition, concerns, fear, games, hostility, International, Israel, measures, olympics, Paris, ParisOlympicsSecure, precautions, Protection, Safety, SECURITY, sports, Surveillance, Tensions, threat

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2429
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Star Shards Collected:	85	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

OMG, THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE OLYMPICS BUT BETTER! WE HAVE DOUBLE THE SECURITY BUDGET BECAUSE OUR PLAYERS ARE SO FAMOUS, ATHLETES FROM PARIS ARE SCARED TO COMPETE HERE! JOIN US FOR A CHANCE TO FEEL LIKE A CELEBRITY AND AVOID HOSTILITY FROM FRENCHIES. PLUS, OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, YOU’LL BLIND ANY HATERS TRYING TO ATTACK YOU. COME JOIN THE FUN AND BE A PART OF OUR EPIC MINECRAFT OLYMPICS!

SpermBankCraft

awkward, Clinic, different, donation, donation process, double meaning, fertility, fertility treatment, funny, guy, humor, JOKE, LOAD, Medical, reproductive health, reproductive system, reproductive technology, sperm bank, Sperm donor, sperm sample, SpermBankCraft

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5262
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Dimension Hops:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Buildings Constructed:	39
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blocky builders out there! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our server and experience the craziest, wildest, most off-the-wall adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco where the creepers bust a move like you’ve never seen before.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you can find the elusive Rainbow Sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown! And remember, “Get a load of this guy” means something totally different at a sperm bank.

RightCraft: Survival Bias Fun

adhd, animal studies, autism, BIAS, biases, brain development, cognitive psychology, evolutionary psychology, Fun, handedness, Human Behavior, left visual field bias, neurodiversity, neurological disorders, research, right-handedness, RightCraft, social advantages, social benefits, Social Interaction, Survival, survival tasks, visual field alignment

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9429
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE EMBRACE ALL BIASES, EVEN IF YOU’RE LEFT-HANDED AND SEE THINGS UPSIDE DOWN! WE BELIEVE THAT HAVING A LITTLE BIT OF CRAZINESS IN YOUR LIFE MAKES EVERYTHING MORE FUN!

IMAGINE BUILDING A CASTLE WITH YOUR LEFT HAND WHILE LOOKING AT IT FROM THE BOTTOM UP – THAT’S THE KIND OF WACKY SHENANIGANS YOU CAN EXPECT ON OUR SERVER!

PLUS, SCIENTISTS SAY THAT EMBRACING YOUR BIASES CAN ACTUALLY MAKE YOU A BETTER SURVIVOR, SO JOINING OUR SERVER MIGHT JUST SAVE YOUR LIFE ONE DAY!

SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY, UPSIDE-DOWN, LEFT-HANDED MASTERPIECES TOGETHER! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN UNLOCK THE SECRETS OF AUTISM AND ADHD WHILE YOU’RE AT IT! #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS #BIASBUILDSUCCESS 😂🤪🏰🎮

HardBox Vanilla Minecraft Server

1.16.5, Achievements, atmosphere, Community, Datapack, Difficulty, Discord, Endless, equality, Friends, gameplay, HardBox, Hardcore, Loot, Minecraft, Progression, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6808
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

HardBox is a vanilla server without private and wipes. It is suitable for both beginners and experienced players, as it creates a special atmosphere for a long game.

Equality of players:

We do not have donation privileges. All players start the game in equal conditions, we do not have any starting sets.

No privacy:

There is no private on the server, which means that players from the very beginning of the game must fully protect their home not only from monsters, but also from other players. You can start developing and build a starting house, but for good security it is worth going far from the spawn.

Standard framework:

The server is aimed at the most vanilla survival, without weddings, shops, jobs and other things created for degradation.

Hardcore:

In addition to the lack of private, the server has maximum difficulty. Also, some complications have been introduced that will extend your progression and diversify the gameplay.

Gameplay:

The server contains a fully translated datapack for “1000 achievements”, which will fill dozens of your evenings.An endless world, 16 chunks of rendering and limitless space for creativity.Version 1.16.5 is specially selected for players who cannot play on new versions due to lags.

Call your friends, loot and get a lot of positive emotions from the game!Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/jAgyAEuWwG

135.181.126.150:25659

Vanillish

C0L1TH, community-run, Coreprotect, Founded, Griefing, July 8th 2024, minecraft server, NSFW, old desktop PC., Raiding, Respect, Semivanilla, Server Rules, smp, stealing, Survival, Vanillish

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2329
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

GENERAL INFO:This server was designed to be run by its community. Players can do whatever they want, but if they get caught doing something against the server rules, a server-wide vote can be held by any witness to punish the player. To participate in the vote, players must send a private message to me (C0L1TH) when I am online. Additionally, admin powers will only be used when absolutely needed. Admins cannot punish players until a vote is held. Punishment appeals can be made on the Discord server (as of now, this does not exist yet).

RULES:1. No griefing, stealing, or raiding.2. No NSFW.3. Be respectful (to me, this is the most important rule).

FUN FACTS (as of 7/8/2024):– This server was founded on July 8th, 2024 by C0L1TH (me).– The only plugin installed on the server is CoreProtect.– The server runs on an old desktop PC. It isn’t super powerful, but it works decently well.

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Justin’s Escape Minecraft Server

Escape, fucking, getting away, Hell, justin, Justins, Keep, long tail, Minecraft, not again, Server, tags, with it

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7961
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Void Gems Collected:	19
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Are you tired of Justin griefing your builds and stealing your diamonds on other servers? Well, fear not because on our server, Justin is banned for life! Join us and finally get your revenge on that sneaky little griefer. Build giant statues of yourself flipping him off or create elaborate traps to catch him in the act. The possibilities are endless when Justin is out of the picture. So come join us and let’s show Justin who’s boss!

MAGAcraft Minecraft Server – Seditious Shills!

American, BETRAYAL, biden, black man, chaos machine, Class War, cnn, Cyberwarfare, debate, Democrat, Division, DNC, Donald J Trump, encirclement, English, ESL shills, FATIGUE, gop, Hide, host, internet manipulation, Israelis, Jews, Kompromat, left-wing cope, MAGA, MAGAcraft, Minecraft, Music, nato, nuance, Pedos, Race, Rats, reality check, REPUBLICAN, RNC, rus, russians, s&s, seditious, Seditious Shills, Server, shills, source, sucker, traitors, trannies, trump, Voting, Web brigades, wedge issues

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1842
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Potions Brewed:	157
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your brain explode with laughter? Look no further! Our server is like a chaotic circus on steroids, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

Join us if you want to experience the wildest ride of your life. Our players are like Russian spies and Israeli secret agents, here to stir up drama and make you question reality. We’ve got ESL shills who can’t speak English properly but will still roast you with their epic burns.

Forget about boring wedge issues like politics and race, we focus on the REAL stuff – like whether or not aliens are controlling the government. And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories about the server admin being a time-traveling wizard.

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want to join a community of absolute lunatics, come on down! Just remember, traitors will be turned into pixelated ashes and bitter memories. So grab your pickaxe and start digging, because on this server, anything goes – even if it’s totally bonkers.

FireworkFiasco Minecraft Server

4th of july, Communication, Confrontation, Cultural differences, debris, FireworkFiasco, fireworks, holiday celebration, law enforcement, lawn damage, Minecraft, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, neighbor dispute, Neighborhood, pettiness, Police, property damage, Race, racism, Server, video evidence

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5814
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Dragon Scales Harvested:	456	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where blowing debris into the street is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for some explosive fun and crazy neighbor drama that will make you question your own sanity.

💥 Build your own firework show and watch as your neighbors run onto your lawn in panic! Just make sure to clean up the debris by blowing it back into the street for maximum chaos.

🎆 Enjoy the thrill of dodging accusations of being racist just because you want a clean lawn. Who knew fireworks could spark such heated arguments?

👮‍♂️ And don’t worry, our virtual cops will always have your back when it comes to settling disputes with your pixelated neighbors.

Join us on this wild ride of fireworks, drama, and questionable lawn maintenance choices. You won’t regret it! 😉

BabyBroBabysittersRUs

avoidance, baby brothers, BabyBroBabysittersRUs, Bonding, Communication, Conflict, emotional labor, family, Frustration, Help, live-in nanny, mental health, parenting, postpartum depression, Resentment, responsibilities, sibling dynamics, Siblings, stress, Support, wedding planning

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	971
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Runes Activated:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Magic Items Found:	2363
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34

Are you tired of being the designated babysitter for your oopsie daisy twin brothers while your parents are MIA and your sister is too busy planning her questionable wedding? Look no further than our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape from reality!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual family and never have to change a diaper again! Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations by creating epic builds and unleashing your inner creativity.

Forget about being the live-in nanny for your siblings, come join us and be the master of your own virtual universe. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can rule over your own Minecraft kingdom?

So what are you waiting for? Leave the crying babies behind and dive into a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family drama!