Best Majors Counter Strike Minecraft Servers

NotEvenTop2MinecraftSMP

beginning of the end, Decline, decline in rankings, Downfall, dropping in rankings, falling behind, losing ground, losing momentum, losing position, losing status, no longer at the top, no longer top 2, not in top 2, NotEvenTop2MinecraftSMP, out of top rankings, sliding down, slipping, slipping down, slipping out of top 2

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9568
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Are you tired of being on a boring old Minecraft server where you’re not even in the top 2 anymore? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties every night with creepers as our dance partners. Plus, our server is run by a group of talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the world…starting with Minecraft! So come join us and be a part of the chaos and madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

CakeWars Minecraft Server

birthday cake, birthday celebration, birthday surprise, cakewars, Chronic illness, Communication Issues, Divorce, emotional impact, Empathy, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, forgiveness, Guilt, hurt feelings, Minecraft, Resentment, Server, sibling relationships, Understanding

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2392
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	265	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Farms Harvested:	505
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Then join our Minecraft server for a drama-free, guilt-free experience! Our server is filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun that will make you forget all about your family’s issues.

Join us and build your own virtual family with fellow players who won’t forget to show up to your birthday party! No more waiting around for unreliable relatives, just pure gaming bliss.

And hey, if you ever feel guilty about not baking a cake for someone’s birthday, don’t worry! Our server has a virtual bakery where you can bake as many cakes as you want without any family drama attached.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all that family drama behind in the real world. Trust us, it’s much more fun building castles than dealing with family feuds.

LunchBoxMixUp

AITAH, Apology, Argument, Communication, Cooking, food consumption, husband, intermittent fasting, leftovers, lunch, LunchBoxMixUp, Marriage, marriage counseling, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, PACKING LUNCH, reddit, relationship, scolding, Took wrong food container

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8109
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	263

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion!

Just like this 38F who got scolded by her 39M husband for taking the “wrong” container of dinner, you’ll never know what crazy situation you’ll find yourself in next. Will you accidentally mine the wrong block and face the wrath of your fellow players? Will you forget to feed your virtual animals and start a Minecraft farm feud? The possibilities are endless!

But don’t worry, our server is all about communication (or lack thereof). Just like this couple, you’ll have to navigate through misunderstandings and miscommunications to survive in this wild Minecraft world. Who knew that choosing the wrong container of food could lead to such chaos?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your every move, join us now! Who knows, you might even end up serving virtual divorce papers over a virtual carrot. The fun never ends on our server!

GoogleGoneWild Minecraft SMP

awkward Google history, awkward internet searches, awkward online searches, cringe-worthy queries, cringey Google searches, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing Google searches, embarrassing internet history, embarrassing internet searches, embarrassing search history, embarrassing search queries, funny search history, google search, GoogleGoneWild, Minecraft, mortifying Google queries, online embarrassment, regretful Google searches, regrettable searches, search engine mishaps, search engine shame, shameful online searches, smp

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3713
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Dimension Hops:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the Minecraft world!

Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of a secret underground llama society that controls the economy of the server. Or maybe you want to participate in our weekly dance-offs where the winner gets a pet creeper that follows them around and explodes confetti instead of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chicken minions that do his bidding. Will you join forces with him or try to overthrow his feathery reign?

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of chaos, laughter, and questionable Google searches, then join our Minecraft SMP today!

WrongCraft: IrritatorMax

aggravating, ANNOYING, errors, exasperating, frustrating, Frustration, Incorrect, infuriating, IRRITATING, IrritatorMax, maddening, misconceptions, misconstrued, misinterpretations, misjudgments, MISTAKES, misunderstandings, Pet Peeves, vexing, WrongCraft

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1564
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Potions Brewed:	176	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Are you tired of people constantly getting basic Minecraft knowledge wrong? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and never have to deal with noobs who can’t even craft a simple pickaxe again.

Our server is so amazing, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Legend has it that our admins defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded while riding pigs. If you join us, you might just witness the craziest Minecraft antics you’ve ever seen.

So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the most epic Minecraft community in the universe. Plus, we have a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden somewhere in the world…if you can find it, that is.

CraftyNations Minecraft Server

CraftyNations, Crisis, Democracy, diplomatic tensions, election, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Latin America, Maduro, Minecraft, Nations, opposition, Politics, PROTESTS, regime change, rejection, sanctions, Server, south america, Unrest, US, Venezuela

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5785
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Void Armor Forged:	22	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Divine Spears Created:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

come join our epic minecraft server, where we reject maduro just like the nations do!! we are like the avengers of minecraft, fighting against evil dictators and stuff. we even have protests in our server, but instead of signs we use pixelated pickaxes and swords. it’s like a virtual revolution, but with creepers and zombies instead of actual bad guys. so come join us and be a part of the resistance against maduro in the world of minecraft!

GrayCraft: Spy vs. Spy

#covert operations, cold war, cyber attacks, Diplomacy, Espionage, foreign interference, geopolitical tensions, gray warfare, GrayCraft, hybrid warfare, information warfare, intelligence, intelligence services, international relations, MI6, national security, political manipulation, russia, SECURITY, Spy, spy agencies, Western countries

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9603
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, fam. we got, like, dragons and unicorns and, like, a secret underground base where we plan world domination.

our players are, like, all secret agents from MI6, CIA, and, like, the KGB. we’re in, like, “gray warfare” with Russia and it’s, like, totally intense.

join us if you want to, like, save the world from evil masterminds and, like, uncover government conspiracies. plus, we have, like, unlimited diamonds and, like, the best parties in the virtual world.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join us now and become a hero in the fight against evil!

ParkedNotStolen

absent-minded, anxiety, CAR, car owner, emotions, forget, forgetful, forgetfulness, memory lapse, misplaced vehicle, mistaken identity, Panic, parked, ParkedNotStolen, parking spot, realization, Relief, Stolen, stupidity, towed, unexpected location

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2309
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magic Items Found:	6355
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT CARS IN MINECRAFT, YES CARS! U CAN PARK THEM ANYWHERE AND NEVER FORGET WHERE U PARKED AGAIN! NO MORE STRESS OF LOSING UR CAR, JUST HOP IN AND DRIVE AROUND LIKE A BOSS. PLUS, WE GOT SECRET PARKING SPOTS THAT ONLY TRUE MINECRAFT PROS CAN FIND. SO JOIN NOW AND NEVER WORRY ABOUT LOSING UR CAR AGAIN, U DUMB DUMB!

WombCraft: High Minds & Tiny Blocks

adolescence, Attention, blocks, brain connectivity, brain development, brain health, brain structure, cannabis exposure, cognitive function, early adolescence, HIGH, mental health, mental health issues, Minds.., neuroscience, prenatal cannabis exposure, prenatal exposure, research, specific changes, study, substance abuse, Tiny, WOMB, WombCraft

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2160
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

so, like, have u heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, u gotta join rn!

u know how they say weed is bad for u? well, this server is like the complete opposite! if u join, ur brain will be like, soooooo connected and stuff. like, ur attention will be through the roof!

imagine ur brain on steroids, but like, in a good way. u’ll be building the sickest structures and mining like a pro. all thanks to the power of prenatal cannabis exposure!

so, like, join this server now and watch ur brain explode with creativity and awesomeness. u won’t regret it, trust me. #420minecraftlife

New White Paper Minecraft Server

abandoned city, administration, Adventure, challenge, Chaos, Community, Exploration, freedom, House Mode, Journey, Legends, Lore, Minecraft, New server, post-apocalypse, Serokamensk, Server, Survival, team-up, White Paper

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2647
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Our server is a place where the spirit of freedom and adventure reigns!

Forget about private! In the “House” mode, you are free to build anywhere and any way you want. Explore the vast expanses, team up with other players or challenge fate alone. Remember, there is no place for weaklings here!

But that’s not all! Very soon you will be immersed in the atmosphere of the post-apocalypse in the new mode “Serokamensk”. Solve the secrets of an abandoned city shrouded in dark legends.

What awaits you:

Classic survival with elements of chaos

No privacy and spawn – we build where we want!

Atmospheric mode “Serokamensk” with unique lore

Friendly community and responsive administration

The server is just starting its journey, join us and become a part of something bigger!

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