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CraftyMomFatShameNoKids

Apology, birthday celebration, body image, body positivity, Boundaries, chaperoned visits, childhood trauma, children’s well-being, CraftyMomFatShameNoKids, Emotional Abuse, family conflict, family dynamics, fat shaming, fatphobia, mother-daughter relationship, parenting, self esteem, Therapy, toxic behavior, unhealthy relationships, weight issues

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1310
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Are you tired of dealing with toxic family members who body shame your kids? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama! Join us for a world of blocky adventures where nobody will ever tell you that you’re fat and need to lose weight to be attractive.

Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of their size or shape. We even have a special ice cream parlor where you can order as many scoops as you want without any judgment. And if anyone dares to body shame you or your kids, our virtual chaperones will swoop in to shut them down!

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Let’s build a community where body positivity reigns supreme and grandma can’t ruin Liam’s birthday with her fat-shaming antics. See you in the game, where the only weight that matters is the weight of your diamond armor!

UnlikedFriend Minecraft SMP

avoidance, awkwardness, Behavior, Body language, Communication, discomfort, disinterest, dislike, distant, Friend, friendship, ignoring, indifference, lack of effort, lack of support, Minecraft, negative attitude, nonverbal cues, obvious signs, smp, Tension, UnlikedFriend, unresponsive

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4753
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Gods Slained:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is too serious and not enough shenanigans are happening? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to laugh your blocky butt off!

Join our server if you want to witness the craziest pranks, the most epic battles, and the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We once had a player who built a giant toilet just because they thought it was hilarious – that’s the kind of creativity we encourage here!

And if you’re wondering if your friend doesn’t like you, just ask them to join our server. If they refuse, well, that’s a pretty obvious sign that they don’t want to have a blast with you in the most chaotic Minecraft world ever created. So leave those boring servers behind and come join us for some wild and wacky fun!

HourLeftMC

disbelief, HOLY SHIT, hour, HourLeftMC, jaw-dropping, left, Long, Movie, movie marathon, movie night, plot twist, runtime, shock, Surprise, Suspense, Thriller, time remaining, Twist, unexpected, unexpected ending, unexpected turn

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8335
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the same feeling of endless entertainment! Our server is so jam-packed with fun and excitement that you’ll be saying “holy shit, there’s still another hour left” every time you play. From epic battles with dragons to building towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on and join us for a wild ride that will have you glued to your screen for hours on end!

UkraineCraft: From Russia with Grains

agriculture, Conflict, controversy, diplomatic relations, Economy, embargo, Exports, food supply, Geopolitical, global trade, grain, grains, international relations, iran, occupied territories, Political, russia, sanctions, Tension, Trade, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2237
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Crops Grown:	3469
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of russia exporting grain from occupied territories of ukraine to iran IN BLOCK FORM! build your own grain empire and trade with other players for epic loot. beware of the ukrainian rebels trying to steal your crops, they will stop at nothing to get their hands on your precious wheat. join now and become the ultimate grain tycoon in the world of minecraft!

KingdomsSMP! A Vanilla Kingdom of Wizards, Dragons & 16+ Minecraft Players – Apply to Join!

Adventure, alliances, apply, Buildings, Community, Competition, discordserver, dragons, Europe, Forge, friendship, Gameofthrones, Heroes, Join, Kingdom, KingdomsSMP, launchdate, Lore, Medieval, Memories, Minecraft, Players, PvP, Quest, Raids, Respect, Roleplay, Vanilla, WARFARE, wizards

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4339
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Theme	Game of Thrones-inspired
Launch Date	25th of August
Server Location	Europe
Discord	discord.gg/KingdomsSMP

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: What is the goal of this server?

A: The goal is to establish 5-6 kingdoms, each consisting of 4-10 players, who will compete for dominance, form alliances, and wage war in a Game of Thrones-inspired setting.

Q: Are PvP and combat important on this server?

A: PvP and combat are not the primary focus of the server. Raids will only be allowed with admin approval to respect the time and effort players put into building their kingdoms.

Q: What type of players are you looking for?

A: We are looking for friendly players or player groups who want to embark on this adventure with us and create great memories while forging new friendships.

CodependentCraft Minecraft Server

alone, Codependence, CodependentCraft, Die, Feeding, fuck it all, Function, LEAVING, Minecraft, Never, Obituary, Place, recall, Say, Separated, separation, Server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	955
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Are you tired of being alone in the Minecraft world, constantly searching for companionship? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate codependent relationship with your virtual friends. We promise you’ll never be separated, even if you try to escape – we’ll always find you. And if you ever think about leaving, just remember the obituary of those who dared to abandon us. So come on, join us and say “Fuck it all, fuck this place” as we embark on this crazy journey together!

CitizenlessCash Minecraft SMP

asset acquisition, asset protection, BANKRUPTCY, CitizenlessCash, citizenship renunciation, dual US citizenship, expat life, expatriation, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, financial strategy, Hungary, international finance, legal implications, loan money, Minecraft, money management, personal finance, renounce citizenship, saving money, smp, work abroad

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7997
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Magic Items Found:	7083
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMP servers? Want to join a server where anything goes and the chaos never ends? Look no further than our server, where we encourage players to embrace their inner mad scientist and pull off the most outrageous stunts imaginable!

Join us and embark on a journey of financial shenanigans like never before. Build up your empire in Hungary, leech off unsuspecting players, and save up all the money you can. Then, take out the biggest loan possible and buy up all the assets you can get your hands on. But here’s where the real fun begins – declare bankruptcy and renounce your citizenship in the most dramatic fashion possible, all while keeping your hard-earned cash safe and sound.

With a community of like-minded players who are always up for a laugh, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the bank. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start scheming your way to success in the most ridiculous way possible!

SassySisNoHelp Minecraft Server

book discussions, book recommendations, communication skills, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, family unity, generational differences, literature analysis, Minecraft, moral development, Moral values, parental expectations, Parenting styles, SassySisNoHelp, Server, sibling bonding, sibling influence, sibling relationships, sibling responsibility, sibling rivalry

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8993
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Love Letters Sent:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll encounter mysterious disappearances, thrilling plot twists, and a touch of sibling drama.

Our server is so intense, even reading a classic mystery novel like ‘And Then There Were None’ can spark heated debates among family members.

Who knows what kind of moral dilemmas you’ll face as you navigate through our server? Join now and see if you can survive the ultimate test of wit and wisdom!

MomTrackerOffLol

adulting, aita, anxiety, Boundaries, Communication, control issues, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, INDEPENDENCE, location sharing, long distance relationships, mental health, MomTrackerOffLol, mother-daughter relationships, personal space, Reassurance, self-care, setting boundaries, Trust, understanding anxiety

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8653
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of living in the city away from your anxious mother! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and outrageous stories.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds deep underground when suddenly, your mom texts you asking if you’re okay. But wait, there’s more! She demands a family password for emergencies, just like the good old days. Will you give in to her demands or stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

But fear not, for we have the perfect solution for you. Join our server and unleash your inner boundary-setting skills by taking your mom off the sharing list. Watch as she flies into a rage, accusing you of being controlling and psycho. Will you stand firm in your decision or cave under the pressure of her guilt-tripping?

So come on, join us on this epic Minecraft journey where you’ll learn valuable life lessons about boundaries, reassurance, and dealing with an overbearing parent. Who knew that a simple game could teach you so much about yourself? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

CraftyLifeLessons

acceptance, Communication, CraftyLifeLessons, Experience, forgiveness, Gratitude, hindsight, lessons learned, life advice, life lessons, Maturity, personal growth, Priorities, Reflection, regrets, relationships, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, Time management, wisdom

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	860
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old lessons? Well, look no further because our server is here to teach you the most important lessons in life…but in the most outrageous and hilarious ways possible!

Join our server and learn the valuable lesson of always bringing a pickaxe when mining, because you never know when you’ll stumble upon a diamond-filled cave guarded by a group of dancing creepers!

Or how about the lesson of teamwork and communication? On our server, you’ll have to work together with other players to defeat the evil Ender Dragon…who just so happens to be a master of puns and dad jokes!

And let’s not forget the lesson of perseverance and determination. On our server, you’ll have to navigate through a maze filled with singing chickens and lava pits, all while being chased by a pack of mischievous baby zombies on tiny motorcycles!

So why wait to learn these important life lessons when you can do it in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible on our server? Join now and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little (in a totally non-embarrassing way, of course)!