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| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 5139 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
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