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BlockBusterLaughs

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4661
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Enchantments Applied:	273
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a comedy movie on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft. So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the fun never stops!

MineJojo’s Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, anime adaptation, Battle Cry, best line, Character development, comedic relief, emotional impact, fan favorite, Hirohiko Araki, humor, iconic quotes, japanese animation, jojo’s bizarre adventure, Joseph Joestar, Manga, memorable moments, Minecraft, MineJojos, missed opportunity, Server, shonen jump, storytelling, voice acting

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8721
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Villages Defended:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, craziest, and most hilarious place to play Minecraft! Join us and you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget to mine for diamonds!

We didn’t include Joseph’s best line in the anime because we have our own epic lines that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. Picture this: you’re building a house and suddenly a chicken wearing sunglasses walks up to you and says, “Hey, can I borrow some feathers for my disco party?” That’s the kind of random humor you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles from a mischievous troll in order to cross. Fail to answer correctly and you’ll be turned into a block of cheese for the troll’s lunch!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Who needs Joseph’s best line when you have a chicken in sunglasses asking for feathers?

GrannyCraft: No Hubby Talk!

#venting, AITAH, Boundaries, break up, Communication, elderly care, Emotional support, Empathy, family drama, family dynamics, generational differences, GrannyCraft, health problems, Hubby, jeff, medication, Prison, relationship advice, Talk, telling my grandma, toxic relationships, Understanding, venting boundaries

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1166
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Divine Spears Created:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high just like my grandma’s relationship with Jeff! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as players break up and make up faster than you can say “block button.”

Experience the thrill of constantly changing alliances and friendships, just like my grandma’s ever-changing opinions of Jeff. Will they be enemies one day and besties the next? Who knows, but it’s all part of the fun on our server!

Vent your frustrations and share your wildest stories with fellow players who understand the struggle of dealing with crazy relationships. Whether you’re team Jeff or team Grandma, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come on and join us for a wild ride of drama, gossip, and maybe even a little bit of love. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now and let the chaos begin!

RoleWastedInMinecraftSMP

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9564
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Ores Mined:	4418
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously it’s a total blast! We have like, a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, it’s insane!

And get this, one time we had a creeper explode and it revealed a hidden chest full of Netherite armor, like what are the odds?! Plus, our admin is a literal wizard who can summon dragons at will, it’s wild!

Also, did I mention that our server mascot is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives out free diamonds to new players? Yeah, it’s pretty much the best thing ever.

So come join us and be part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

MineCraftSkillz

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3390
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Emeralds Found:	1316
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Divine Spears Created:	17
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Votes:	3514
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and learn the valuable skill of dodging creepers like a ninja! Our server is filled with explosive surprises around every corner, so you’ll need to master the art of creeper evasion if you want to survive. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself is lurking in the shadows, waiting to challenge brave players to epic battles. So if you’re ready to test your skills and prove you’re the ultimate Minecraft warrior, join us now!

Flu Cow Paradise

cow, flu, Paradise

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5095
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Emeralds Found:	9698	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

so like, u know how sometimes u worry bout gettin sick from ur cows cuz of bird flu? well, turns out it ain’t even a big deal, according to this one study. but like, who cares bout that when u can join our epic minecraft server instead?? we got cows that can do backflips and chickens that can play the piano. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet pig that farts rainbows. so come on down to our server and forget all bout that bird flu in cattle nonsense. let’s have some fun, yeehaw!

RebornClouds

Abilities, Adventure, Battles, Challenges, Community, Custom Items, Dungeons, Economy, Events, EXCITEMENT, exclusive, FAIRPLAY, java edition, Leaderboards, MCMMO, Mechanics, mobs, PvE, PvP, Rewards, Skills, Survival, Upgrades, Voting

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7641
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	2693	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Join RebornClouds, a Minecraft server exclusively for Java Edition, packed with exciting features! Come battle fierce mobs, challenge other players in PvP arenas, and upgrade your skills to unlock new abilities!

Some of the server’s other exciting features include dungeons, custom items, leaderboards, events, and rewards for voting. Plus, RebornClouds has no pay-to-win mechanics; it’s fair for everyone!

Your next adventure should begin right here! Jump on today and join the community!

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ATK-land

base destruction, Chill, chill together, Discord, Enjoyable Experience, Friends, ip server, KitPvP, messenger, new content, PvP, PvP prohibited, Relaxing, Survival, Survival Games, Updates

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3882
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Towns Built:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Survival Chill – A place where PvP is prohibited, base destruction, perfect for chilling and relaxing with friends. Server information: Discord: https://discord.gg/n8MwPNgukr Mess: https://m.me/j/AbbAzRs5SuH4pYFQ/ IP Server: play.atkland.net play.atkland.uk PE port: 20081 Note: The server has been updated with a lot of new content, it may be a little different at first, but an enjoyable experience is guaranteed! Join now to chill together!

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⭐RedLine⭐ Grif ⚔️ Bosses ✅ Events server Minecraft

Account.., banner, Bosses, description, Events, grif, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, redline, Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3480
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Animals Bred:	53
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5354
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

The owner of the “RedLine Gryf Bosses Events” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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IndieCraft Universe 1.21.4

1.21.4, Chuuba birthday calendar, Chuubas, Corpo, corporate branding, ducks, Flip, haha, indie, indie vtubers, IndieCraft, koikatsu cards, large indies global, lig, Mint, OC material, Swarm, tiermaker, twitch partner, Universe, VOD archival, vrt, vsj, VT, Wheel of Names, youtube equivalent

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1981
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	125
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Villages Defended:	12

Yo, bros and broettes, check out this lit Minecraft server that’s like the VIP lounge for all the indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more! Forget about those mainstream streamers, come hang with the cool kids in /lig/ land!

Join us if you wanna shill your 499view oshi and be part of the Twitch partner gang. We got numbers like twitch.tv/vedal987 with 9,530 viewers, twitch.tv/filian with 7,364 viewers, and more! Non-English streamers like twitch.tv/akamikarubi (Japanese) and twitch.tv/KSPKSP (Chinese) are also welcome here!

This server is all about chuubas who aren’t defined by big corporations, so come chill with the independent talents in /lig/ world. We got guides, VOD archives, Koikatsu cards, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar (WIP)!

So, if you’re tired of the mainstream Minecraft servers and wanna join a community of indie vtubers, come join us in /lig/ land! Let’s make some crazy memories together, bros! #MinecraftMadness #IndieVtuberVibes #JoinTheChuubaCraze

CreeperCafe: Daughter’s Delight

Breakfast, chicken fried steak, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, CreeperCafe, Daughters, DELIGHT, dining out, Etiquette, family, family dynamics, frugality, generational differences, guest etiquette, home visit, intergenerational relationships, Manners, parenting, Respect, rules, teaching moments, VALUES

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1106
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that values manners and etiquette? Look no further than our server, where we believe in following strict rules of etiquette even in the virtual world!

Join us and experience the thrill of ordering virtual meals with your friends, but be warned – if you order something too expensive, you might just get a virtual scolding from our virtual dad NPC! Don’t worry, our virtual chicken fried steak is affordable for everyone, so you won’t have to worry about breaking any virtual etiquette rules.

And if you think our virtual dad is strict, just wait until you meet our virtual grandma NPC who will lecture you on the importance of saying thank you and helping out around the virtual house. But hey, at least you’ll learn some valuable virtual life lessons along the way!

So come join our server and learn the importance of manners, respect, and virtual chicken fried steak. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

KidQsMinecraft SMP

“Youth, children, Communication, Conversation, Curiosity, dialogue, Exploration, imagination, Innocence, inquiry, inquisitive, Insight, KidQsMinecraft, knowledge, learning, perspective, playful, questions, smp, Understanding, wisdom, Wonder

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8101
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta hear this wild story. So like, one time, there was this player who found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of evil chickens. And like, to get to the diamonds, you had to defeat the chickens in a dance-off. It was lit, bro.

And like, if you join this server, you get to ride on giant flying pigs and battle against a horde of zombie villagers who are actually secretly plotting to take over the world. But don’t worry, we got a team of ninja llamas ready to protect us.

Oh, and did I mention that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly creepers? Yeah, it’s totally rad. So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure and let’s have a blast together! #minecraftsmp #crazyadventures #ninjallamas