DelusionalCraft

Apology, Boundaries, Communication, concern, Confrontation, crazy, Delusional, DelusionalCraft, Friend, friendship, justification, local artist, love, musician, Obsession, purpose, reaction, Scary, Support, Unhealthy

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8145
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you a purpose in life? Look no further than our server! Just like how this local musician gave my friend his purpose, our server will do the same for you.

Join us and experience transcendental performances by our virtual artists, who will make you question what love really is. Our server is so amazing that you’ll compare it to your real life and wonder “What does reality have that this server doesn’t?”

Interact with our virtual spouses (yes, you read that right) and experience love like never before. You’ll be in love with our server in no time, even if you’ve never interacted with it outside of being a player.

Go to great lengths to be a part of our server community, even if it means spending all your resources just to get our attention. You’ll find your purpose in our server, just like my friend found his in that local musician.

So come join us and experience the crazy, delusional, and downright outrageous fun that awaits you. And remember, no matter how obsessed you become with our server, don’t forget to take breaks for real life events like funerals. See you in the game!

CertifiedMinecraftSMPPlayer

absolute certainty, Assurance, BELIEF, Certainty, CertifiedMinecraftSMPPlayer, Confidence, conviction, deep knowing, FAITH, firm belief, gut feeling, Instinct, intuition, personal truth, Resolute, Steadfast, unshakable conviction, Unshakeable, unswerving, unwavering, unwavering faith

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1033
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Are you sure that joining our Minecraft SMP will bring you eternal happiness and unlimited diamonds? Well, we can’t prove it, but we’re 100% sure it’s true! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and players ride around on llamas wearing top hats.

Join us for epic battles against a secret society of evil chickens plotting to take over the server with their mind-controlling clucks. Or embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant its owner infinite luck and the ability to summon a herd of rainbow sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of talking parrots who give out valuable advice on how to survive in the wild world of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

CreeperCrafters: The Ultimate Blocky Adventure

Adventure, blocky, console, CreeperCrafters, Game, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming experience, gaming recommendation, Hidden Gem, must play, Overlooked, overlooked game, PS5, Recommendation, top game, try, Ultimate, Underrated, underrated game, underrated gem, video game, why, Worth Playing?

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2120
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Divine Spears Created:	21
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic survival and pixelated cows? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate gaming experience you never knew you needed!

Join us for a wild ride through a Minecraft world filled with flying pigs, talking trees, and dancing creepers. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player (and he’s actually a pretty chill guy once you get to know him).

But that’s not all! We have exclusive mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” where you have to pass around a live TNT block before it explodes, and “Zombie Disco” where you have to out-dance the undead to survive.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case you might want to steer clear of our server…just saying).

RedHandCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, RedHandCraft, Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9423
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! we got pigs that fly, chickens that dance, and cows that tell jokes! but wait, there’s more! our server is actually run by aliens who crash landed on earth and are using minecraft to communicate with their home planet. join us and help them build a spaceship to get back home! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and treasure? come join the fun and uncover the mysteries of our wacky world!

BorderBattleCraft

aggression, border incursion, BorderBattleCraft, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, displacement, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, evacuation, Government, international relations, Invasion, Military, political tension, Refugees, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, War

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7234
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Villages Defended:	17
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Ores Mined:	7737
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape from the chaos of russia battling ukrainian border incursion for the 2nd day!! why deal with real life drama when u can build ur own world of blocks and creepers?? plus, our server has a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any real life conflicts. trust us, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!! join now before putin tries to take over our server too 😂🤣 #minecraft #russia #ukraine #craziness

Drive2SaveEVs

#sustainability, car ownership, carbon emissions, cost analysis, cost comparison, Drive2SaveEVs, driving distance, electric car benefits, Electric Vehicle, energy efficiency, environmental impact, fuel costs, fuel efficiency, gas vehicle, long term savings, money savings, renewable energy, study, Transportation, vehicle lifespan, vehicle maintenance

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2027
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Magic Items Found:	4931
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	372
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Secret Passages Found:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Epic Shields Constructed:	37

so, like, u know how u gotta drive ur car far and stuff? well, on this server, the farther u drive, the more diamonds u get! like, u can trade them for cool stuff and be the richest player ever!

also, the longer u own ur car, the more powerful it becomes in the game. like, it can fly and shoot lasers and stuff. it’s totally epic, bro.

join this server and become the ultimate car-driving, diamond-collecting, laser-shooting master! it’s gonna be lit, fam.

2b2r/2Beta2Release: Where the chaos is real and the fight for survival is even more real!

2b2r2Beta2Release, Allowed, Anarchy, b1.3_01, blow up, Chaos, discord server, Discussing, Duping, Fight, macrochasm, Mind, original seed, real, Screenshots, Survival, trollery, Updating, Versions

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1356
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Star Shards Collected:	89	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

2b2r (2Beta2Release)

2b2r (2Beta2Release)!

2b2r is a macrochasm-like b1.3_01 anarchy server. so it means, that the server will be updating trough the versions. One of the main cool things here, is that the server uses 2b2t’s original seed! it will either constantly, or update every month to a newer version! duping is allowed, and pretty much everything too.

do anything! blow up everything! do anything your mind thinks of!

https://discord.gg/TMhzwCXpxK is the discord server for discussing, showing screenshots, about 2b2r! I hope you enjoy the trollery!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is duping allowed on the server?	Yes, duping is allowed on 2b2r.
Are there any rules on the server?	2b2r is an anarchy server, there are no rules except for no cheating clients.
Can I grief and raid other players?	Yes, you are free to do anything you want on the server, including griefing and raiding.
How often does the server update to a new version?	The server may update constantly or every month to a newer version.

PixelParadise Minecraft Server

fuck you, long tail tags, loved it, Minecraft, PixelParadise, Server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1186
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Runes Activated:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Crops Grown:	7279
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for the chance to ride on a pig while shooting arrows at creepers, or participate in our legendary chicken jousting tournaments where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for breakdancing. Witness his epic moves while dodging fireballs and trying to steal his treasure!

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Yagoo’s Target Practice Minecraft SMP

“SHOOT YA GOO”, “SHOOT YAGOO”, accent, Communication, confusion, Conversation, dialect, dialogue, funny, humor, Interpretation, Language, linguistics, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, phonetics, Practice, pronunciation, smp, Speech, Target, Words, Yagoos

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1726
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Void Armor Forged:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the drama is as wild as the creepers exploding in your face! Ever wondered what would happen if you misheard a simple command and chaos ensued? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally starting a war over a misunderstood phrase. Who knew that saying “SHOOT YAGOO” instead of “SHOOT YA GOO” could lead to an epic battle for the ages? But hey, that’s just how we roll in this crazy world of blocky adventures.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for some hilarious misunderstandings, epic pranks, and maybe even a little bit of actual mining. Who knows what kind of madness will unfold next on our server? One thing’s for sure, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that is waiting for you here. See you in the game, and remember, always listen carefully to avoid starting an accidental war!

SurgicallySecret30+

Argument, cold shoulder, Communication, Disclosure, emotions, family, Honesty, medical history, misunderstanding, past, personal information, privacy, relationship, resolution, Secrets, surgery, SurgicallySecret30, Trust, umbilical hernia, Wife

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8262
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Farms Harvested:	439	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Towns Built:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world filled with hidden secrets and treasures. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even players with umbilical hernias are welcome! Yes, you heard that right. We embrace all kinds of players, no matter what kind of bulge or lump you may have.

Imagine the fun of building your own virtual world while sharing insane stories with other players. Who knows, you might even find some old baby pictures hidden in a virtual end table! And don’t worry about your medical history, because on our server, we only care about having a good time.

So come on, join us and let’s create unforgettable memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement you need in the virtual world? See you in the game!

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