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Cosmic Frontier 1.20.4

1.20.4, 5th edition, Book, cdda modlist, Cosmic, dlc, Dwarf Fortress, Frontier, gog games, Links, loverslab, mod order guide, Mods, new mods, new patch notes, old mods, oscar is a faggot, patch notes, performance fish, previous games, rimworld, Rimworld General, rocketman, tynan’s amazing book, yayo modlist

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7468
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4874	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Chimeras Created:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Star Shards Collected:	68
Void Gems Collected:	26	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Join our Minecraft server because Oscar is a faggot and we love it! The DLC is like a juicy meme, worth pirating before you commit. Dwarf Fortress is a big no-no here, but we welcome Performance Fish and Rocketman mods for top-tier gameplay. Get Tynan’s book from Amazon for some extra laughs. Rimworld is a must-try, grab it from gog-games.to and check out the latest patch notes on ludeon.com/blog. Don’t forget to mod your game with catalogue.smods.ru and loverslab.com for some spicy content. Use Rimpy to manage your mods and follow our guide to avoid any game-breaking issues. Yayo modlist and CDDA modlist are also available for your enjoyment. So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the chaos!

“Better than Dinho” Minecraft SMP

athletic excellence, Better than Dinho, Brazil 2024, Brazilian players, competitive spirit, Dedication, dinho, football, future champions., international competition, Minecraft, Neymar successor, passion for the game, rising stars, smp, Soccer, south america, sports, Sportsmanship, talented athletes, teamwork, top players, World Cup

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5764
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Buildings Constructed:	26	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

Welcome to Brazil 2024, where the sun is always shining and the mobs are always dancing samba! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride through the Amazon rainforest, where you can ride on the backs of parrots and tame jaguars as your loyal pets.

But beware, the legendary boss mob known as the Carnaval King roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for epic loot. Will you be able to out-samba this fearsome foe?

Our server is also home to the rarest ore in all of Minecraft – the elusive Cachaça Crystal. Mine this precious gem to craft the most potent caipirinhas in the game, giving you the power to party all night long.

So come join us in Brazil 2024, where the adventure never ends and the laughs are always guaranteed. Just watch out for those pesky capybaras stealing your diamonds!

BelieveInPastLifeMC SMP

Afterlife, BELIEF, BelieveInPastLifeMC, Consciousness, doubt, Evidence, Existence, FAITH, Karma, Memories, Metaphysical, Past Life, philosophy, Questioning, regression therapy, Reincarnation, Science, skepticism, smp, Soul, spirituality, Supernatural

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6283
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Crops Grown:	2181
Zombie Dances:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, totally lit, bro. Like, there are flying pigs everywhere and the trees are made of diamonds. And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn dirt into gold. It’s like, insane, bro.

But wait, it gets even crazier. The whole server is actually built on top of a portal to the past. Yeah, like, you can literally go back in time and see dinosaurs and stuff. And the best part is, you can ride a T-Rex as your mount. How cool is that, bro?

So, like, if you’re into past lives and stuff, you should totally join this server. It’s like, a whole new level of Minecraft, bro. And who knows, maybe in your past life, you were actually a Minecraft pro. It’s like, mind-blowing, bro. You gotta check it out, trust me.

BingeCraft: The Last Show

action, binge watching, binge-worthy, BingeCraft, comedy, Drama, Entertainment, long tail tags, marathon watching, Mystery, Netflix, series, Show, streaming, Suspense, television, television binge, Television Show, Thriller, TV addiction, TV series, tv shows

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3537
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Zombie Dances:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of watching TV shows all day and night? Well, it’s time to put down that remote and pick up your pickaxe because on our Minecraft server, we’ve got the ultimate binge-watching experience!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about running out of episodes to watch because we’ve got a whole world of endless entertainment waiting for you. From epic build battles to thrilling treasure hunts, there’s always something new and exciting to keep you glued to your screen.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most hilarious and outrageous community of players you’ll ever meet. From pranksters who love to pull crazy stunts to master builders who can create jaw-dropping masterpieces, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So say goodbye to boring TV shows and hello to the ultimate binge-watching experience on our Minecraft server. Join us today and get ready for non-stop fun and laughter!

AussieExtraditeMC

alleged, Approval, AussieExtraditeMC, Australia, Chinese military pilots, cooperation, Defense, extradition, extradition agreement, extradition case, extradition hearing, extradition law, extradition process, extradition request, extradition treaty, former US Marine, International, Justice, Legal, Military, Training

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1343
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Star Shards Collected:	275	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Enchantments Applied:	171
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	630

so, liek, u kno how sum peeps r rlly gud at minecraft, well dis server is like dat but on steroids. we got crazy builds dat make u go WHOA and pvp battles dat make u go OUCH.

u wanna kno y u shud join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. once upon a time, there was dis former US Marine who trained chinese military pilots in minecraft. yep, u heard me right. he built a whole army base in minecraft and taught dem how to fly planes and stuff. it was so epic, even australia was like, “we gotta get dis guy.”

so if u wanna be part of sum crazy shenanigans like dat, den dis server is da place to be. plus, we got free cake at spawn. who doesn’t love free cake, amirite? come join us and let’s make sum memories together. just don’t try to train any military pilots, ok? lolz.

DyslexicCraft: Brainy Blocks & Bots

blocks, Bots, brain regions, Brainy, dyslexia, dyslexia brain regions, dyslexia genetic variants, dyslexia genetics, dyslexia insights, dyslexia Max Planck Institute, dyslexia motor coordination, dyslexia neurological basis, dyslexia neurology, dyslexia research, dyslexia study, DyslexicCraft, genetic variants, Insights, Language, Max Planck Institute, motor coordination, neurological basis, study, vision

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3453
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Divine Spears Created:	30	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

so, like, this server is totally the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got all these crazy genetic variants linked to dyslexia that are gonna make your brain do backflips and stuff. like, your motor coordination will be off the charts, your vision will be like seeing in 4D, and your language skills will be so lit, you’ll be spitting rhymes like a rap god.

seriously, if you wanna level up your brain game and become a Minecraft master, you gotta join this server. it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride for your neurons, man. plus, we have the most epic builds and the coolest players around. so come on, join us and let’s get dyslexic together!

Craftingland Minecraft server

CraftingLand, creativity, Fight, GRIFFER, home, Minecraft, Protect, Server, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7912
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Enchantments Applied:	285
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Survive, fight back, protect your home from the griffer and the griffer himself, no creativity, only survival

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DJ’s Adventure Realm 1.20.3

#youtube, 1.20.3, Adventure, catchy tune, dj, DJS, Foodplays, Link, Music, music discovery, music enthusiasts, music fans, music lovers, music recommendation, music video, never heard, new artist, Realm, song, Sorry., the avalanches, The Avalanches VEVO, The Wurzels, try this

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7732
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Buildings Constructed:	37	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the DJ Foodplays of gaming, but with a twist of The Wurzels!

Picture this: you’re mining diamonds while listening to some sick beats, and suddenly you hear “Combine Harvester” playing in the background.

It’s like a party in your blocky world, and you won’t find that anywhere else!

Don’t miss out on the craziest gaming experience of your life, join now and get ready to have your mind blown!

Safe and Effective Minecraft SMP Clown Tesla

#Automotive, #sustainability, Clown, clowns, eco-friendly, Effective, electric car industry, electric cars, Electric Vehicle, electric vehicle adoption, electric vehicle market, electric vehicle technology, energy efficient, Environmental, ev, futuristic, innovation, Minecraft, Safe, smp, Technology, tesla, Transportation

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8578
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Potions Brewed:	34
Dragon Eggs Found:	9086	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Hey there, you pixelated peasants! Are you tired of driving around in your safe and efficient Teslas like a boring normie? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can ride around in diamond-encrusted minecarts pulled by pigs with jetpacks! That’s right, forget about electric vehicles, we’re all about the swaggy swine transportation here.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mighty Chicken Genie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky world of wonder and whimsy, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers blowing up your creations, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

CreeperCutsForCancer

alcohol influence, cancer support, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, coping with illness, CreeperCutsForCancer, cultural expectations, emotional distress, emotional outburst, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, hair care, holiday drama, husband’s illness, lymphoma, marriage issues, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, Self-expression, social pressure

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5097
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3266
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing and family feuds are a common occurrence! Join us for a wild ride filled with intense conversations, questionable decisions, and plenty of drinks to fuel the chaos.

Looking to escape your own family drama? Look no further! On our server, you can unleash your frustrations in a virtual world where insulting your in-laws and making questionable choices while intoxicated is not only accepted but encouraged.

Join now and let loose in a world where shaving your head is optional, but stirring up trouble is a must. Who needs therapy when you can unleash your inner drama llama in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!