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CraftyComebackz

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8975
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Crops Grown:	6222	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Star Shards Collected:	278	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of being roasted in the chat on other servers? Well, come join our Minecraft server where insults are not only allowed, they’re encouraged! We have a special feature where every time someone insults you, a diamond block magically appears in your inventory. It’s like turning hate into treasure! Plus, our community is full of witty banter and epic comebacks that will have you ROFLing for days. So why settle for boring servers when you can join ours and become the king or queen of clapbacks? Join now and start slaying both mobs and haters with style!

Semi-Anarchy- Where chaos meets land-claiming and silk-spawning at the 30m world border in Miscria!

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7225
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Buildings Constructed:	25	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Crops Grown:	7640

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Anarchy with land claiming	Players can claim land but can still attack others in the wild
Unmoderated chat	Chat is not moderated as long as players stay within the law
Additional plugins	Includes Terralith, silk spawners, and convenience commands

Hope to see some people joining!

FAQ

Q: What is the IP to join the server?

A: The IP is 15.204.145.249:25565

Q: Is PvP allowed?

A: Yes, players can attack each other in the wild but can also claim land for protection

Q: Are there any rules for chat?

A: Chat is unmoderated as long as players follow the server rules

Crafty Chaos Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6165
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. From giant toilets to upside-down houses, you’ll never be bored exploring our world.

2. We have a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting to take over the server. Join them or fight against them, the choice is yours!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamond eggs that grant you special powers. Can you find and tame this elusive beast?

4. We host weekly “Troll Tuesdays” where players are encouraged to prank each other in the most absurd ways possible. From filling someone’s house with llamas to turning their entire inventory into raw fish, the possibilities are endless!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to ask yourself, “what the fuck were they thinking?” on a regular basis.

Based Natsoc Americans United Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8835
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Magic Items Found:	3199
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Crops Grown:	7849
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky server where anything goes, including planning a coup on a small European nation!

Picture this: a group of based natsoc Americans teaming up, getting their hands on a plane with weapons, and taking over a tiny European country. Why Belgium, you ask? Because why not! With weak police and no one paying attention, it’s the perfect opportunity for some chaotic fun.

And if Belgium isn’t enough for you, we also have our eyes on Luxembourg. Who knows, maybe we’ll conquer the whole continent one tiny nation at a time! So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the law, but who’s counting?).

CraftyGossipGuardian

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4354
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	New Chunks Explored:	324408
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing personal stories without permission is strictly prohibited! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds, crazy mini-games, and a community that respects your privacy (unlike Logan).

Imagine a world where your secrets are safe, and the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster. Our server is the perfect escape from real life gossip and awkward encounters. So come on in and let’s build a world where personal boundaries are always respected.

Don’t be like Logan, be a legend on our server! Join now and let’s create some Minecraft magic together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret treasure chest filled with stories that are meant to be shared. 😉

Redstone Diplomacy

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6011
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that is so lit, you gotta join rn! like, russia tried to crash our party at the UN summit, but we were like nah bro, we’re too busy building epic castles and battling dragons in our server. come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft community ever! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds, shh don’t tell anyone. join us now and be a part of the madness!

Pixelated Data Fun

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9369
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	201

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS DAT CAN FLY AND CREEPERS DAT DANCE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON. ALSO, OUR DIAMOND ORES ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE AND OUR VILLAGERS SELL UNICORNS AS PETS.

ONE TIME, A PLAYER FOUND A SECRET PORTAL THAT LEAD TO A LAND FILLED WITH TALKING LLAMAS WHO GAVE OUT FREE DIAMOND ARMOR. AND ANOTHER TIME, A PLAYER ACCIDENTALLY TURNED INTO A MERMAID AND STARTED SWIMMING IN THE LAVA OCEAN.

SO IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND LAUGH YOUR BUTT OFF, JOIN DIS SERVER NOW! #YOLO #MINECRAFTMADNESS

Can’t terra what’s on this TerraCraft server, it’s a crafty business!

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7756
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Towns Built:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Dragons Tamed:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Welcome to TerraCraft!

Server Owners	1aiden2 and IAmSpade
Latest Update	1.18.2
World Border	60 million blocks

Discord Link: https://discord.gg/cSDXpeBr

The server features a unique world generation system using terralith and tectonic after the first 10,000 blocks.

The server has never been wiped and plans to stay that way for a long-term experience.

Quality of Life Plugins

Infinite Villager Trading
Carpet
MaxEnchantX
ViaFabric
Invisible item frames
1024 block build height limit
Better armor stands
Proximity voice chat

Key Features

Server open 24/7
One extra afk account allowed per player for farms
Mods like litematica allowed for builds

Server Rules

No griefing
No stealing
No hack clients or x-ray texture packs
No intentional lag machines
No derogatory terms in chat
Contact owners for concerns
Legitimate afk accounts only

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join with any Minecraft version?	Yes, you can join with any version.
Do you plan on wiping the server?	No, the server has never been wiped and will not be wiped.
What happens if I break the rules?	Breaking the rules may result in a ban from the server. Contact the owners for clarification.

Work and Experience Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5954
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	5922	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only job you can get is mining or farming? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have the most outrageous jobs ever! Want to be a professional unicorn wrangler? We got you covered. How about a professional banana peeler? We’ve got a job for that too! Join our server and let your imagination run wild with the craziest jobs you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs like to get down and boogie. Join us and party with creepers, skeletons, and even the elusive Ender Dragon! Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?

So why are jobs like this on our server? Because we believe in making Minecraft fun, wacky, and totally unpredictable. Join us and see for yourself why our server is the craziest place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Minecraft SMP – /amateur game development general/

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9186
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Zombie Dances:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and insane stories that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, let me tell you. We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Yes, you read that right. Llamas. Wearing. Top hats. And. Monocles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a giant pink flamingo that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. Don’t believe me? Come see for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks. Because why not? So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

WindowPeekWars

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8964
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	682	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Emeralds Found:	1606	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Potions Brewed:	147

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where changing skins is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild time where you can flaunt your pixelated self without fear of judgment from nosy neighbors.

Our server is perfect for those who refuse to change their habits for anyone, especially when it comes to expressing themselves in their own virtual home. Embrace your inner Minecraft fashionista and show off your unique style without worrying about being called a “whore” by angry neighbors.

Join us for a community of players who understand the importance of self-expression and who support each other in being true to themselves, even if it means changing in front of a window. So why settle for boring blinds or changing in a different area when you can join our server and let your creativity run wild? Don’t be an AITA, be a Minecraft fashion icon on our server!