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best insults

  • Creative Insults Minecraft SMP

    Creative Insults Minecraft SMP

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    🍉🥳 Hey friends, listen up! You ever thought about jumping into an epic Minecraft SMP that’s totally bonkers? Well, lemme hit you with this: You absolutely NEED to join this server because last week, Steve dropped a diamond sword from an Ender Dragon he swore he was best friends with – but then turned on him like a bad relationship from high school! 🙈💔

    Rumor has it that there’s a mysterious portal in the End—yeah, the END, not the beginning, but the END. Some say it leads to a dimension where nothing but enchanted rubber ducks float around and ask you riddles about the meaning of life. If you can’t answer, YOU HAVE TO CATCH THEM. That’s right! You think you can dodge questions? WRONG. 😱😜

    ALSO, the villagers here have started a rebel alliance against the regular trades. They’re hoarding emeralds like they’re going out of style! I tried to negotiate with one using a root beer float, and he laughed at me! He said I’d need to bring him a 5-star complex Minecraft pizza delivered by a pig riding a llama to get a single loaf of bread. 🍕🐷✨

    Oh! And don’t even get me started on the legend of the Skeleton Horse Warriors – they’re just skeletons, but they’ve decided they want to form a rock band! Their first album drops next week, and they’re naming it “Creepers Gonna Creep.” I already pre-ordered like it’s the next iPhone, dude. 📀💀🎤

    And guess what? If you bring your grandma to the server and she beats the Ender Dragon with a wooden spoon, we’ll declare her the new Mayor of Not-So-Safe Town! You get FREE cake in the town square for the next TWO Minecraft days just for being a part of that madness! 🍰🎉

    So, if you wanna flex your pixelated muscles and join a community where chaos reigns supreme and logic is just a suggestion, GET IN HERE! Remember, it’s not just a game; it’s a lifestyle… or a series of questionable decisions that might actually be the best time you ever had. Let’s be real, your mom will be so proud when you tell her you built a fortress out of watermelons that survive zombie sieges! 😂🍉💪

    So hop on in, bring some snacks, and let the madness begin! Be ready for high fives and creeper high-fives because who knows what could happen next?! YEEHAW!!! 🥳🌍💥

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyComebackz

    CraftyComebackz

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being roasted in the chat on other servers? Well, come join our Minecraft server where insults are not only allowed, they’re encouraged! We have a special feature where every time someone insults you, a diamond block magically appears in your inventory. It’s like turning hate into treasure! Plus, our community is full of witty banter and epic comebacks that will have you ROFLing for days. So why settle for boring servers when you can join ours and become the king or queen of clapbacks? Join now and start slaying both mobs and haters with style!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • 🚀 DYNAMITEMC ❤️ TAKE DONATION ➫ /FREE 💎 Minecraft server

    🚀 DYNAMITEMC ❤️ TAKE DONATION ➫ /FREE 💎 Minecraft server

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    All versions above 1.8.8 are available!

    — Free donation per time

    — Spawn in the style of Cyberpunk 2077

    — Issuing donation currency to the best players every month

    — More than 20 types of transport

    — More than 15 types of weapons

    –Star Trek items with kill counters!

    — Parkour, spliff, trampolines, games, lucky blocks and much more…

    — Custom dynamites with explosion power up to x100

    — Competitions and clan tops

    — No wipes

    — No cheaters

    — No cheating for donations

    ▯ IP: DynMC.dynmc.ru

    ▮ Website: DynamiteMc.ru

    ▯ VKontakte: vk.com/DynamiteMc

    Still not sure if you should come in? Okay, now we’ll tell you something else, just to no one, okay?

    The “/code boom” command gives you an awesome gift… you’ll definitely like it!

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    mr12.dynamitemc.ru

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  • Gamer-Freunde Multigaming

    Gamer-Freunde Multigaming

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    Multigaming Bungeecord Server. Citybuild, Bedwars, Survival, Skywars.

    City build like the big servers.

    Version 1.8-1.16

    mc.legend-survival.de

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  • Flowerfall

    Flowerfall

    New Minecraft Servers

    join us on Flowerfall! Our Survival/MMO hybrid server with countless custom such as Jobs, Custom Items/Crafting, Custom Mobs and Bosses, Dungeons, Dimensions, Events, an Interactive Community, and much more!-Contains over 500+ custom modelled mobs!-over 200+ custom items with abilities to collect!-A full custom economy with custom fishing,farming,mining– a multi dimension system with progression

    play.flowerfallmc.com

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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