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Creative Insults Minecraft SMP

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🍉🥳 Hey friends, listen up! You ever thought about jumping into an epic Minecraft SMP that’s totally bonkers? Well, lemme hit you with this: You absolutely NEED to join this server because last week, Steve dropped a diamond sword from an Ender Dragon he swore he was best friends with – but then turned on him like a bad relationship from high school! 🙈💔

Rumor has it that there’s a mysterious portal in the End—yeah, the END, not the beginning, but the END. Some say it leads to a dimension where nothing but enchanted rubber ducks float around and ask you riddles about the meaning of life. If you can’t answer, YOU HAVE TO CATCH THEM. That’s right! You think you can dodge questions? WRONG. 😱😜

ALSO, the villagers here have started a rebel alliance against the regular trades. They’re hoarding emeralds like they’re going out of style! I tried to negotiate with one using a root beer float, and he laughed at me! He said I’d need to bring him a 5-star complex Minecraft pizza delivered by a pig riding a llama to get a single loaf of bread. 🍕🐷✨

Oh! And don’t even get me started on the legend of the Skeleton Horse Warriors – they’re just skeletons, but they’ve decided they want to form a rock band! Their first album drops next week, and they’re naming it “Creepers Gonna Creep.” I already pre-ordered like it’s the next iPhone, dude. 📀💀🎤

And guess what? If you bring your grandma to the server and she beats the Ender Dragon with a wooden spoon, we’ll declare her the new Mayor of Not-So-Safe Town! You get FREE cake in the town square for the next TWO Minecraft days just for being a part of that madness! 🍰🎉

So, if you wanna flex your pixelated muscles and join a community where chaos reigns supreme and logic is just a suggestion, GET IN HERE! Remember, it’s not just a game; it’s a lifestyle… or a series of questionable decisions that might actually be the best time you ever had. Let’s be real, your mom will be so proud when you tell her you built a fortress out of watermelons that survive zombie sieges! 😂🍉💪

So hop on in, bring some snacks, and let the madness begin! Be ready for high fives and creeper high-fives because who knows what could happen next?! YEEHAW!!! 🥳🌍💥

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CraftyComebackz

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Are you tired of being roasted in the chat on other servers? Well, come join our Minecraft server where insults are not only allowed, they’re encouraged! We have a special feature where every time someone insults you, a diamond block magically appears in your inventory. It’s like turning hate into treasure! Plus, our community is full of witty banter and epic comebacks that will have you ROFLing for days. So why settle for boring servers when you can join ours and become the king or queen of clapbacks? Join now and start slaying both mobs and haters with style!

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Frostvale Realm 1.20.6

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! We’ve got more craziness than a pantsu party at a clown convention! Explore our virtual world and experience the chaos firsthand. Why join? Because we’re as unpredictable as a llama on roller skates! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare to question your sanity in the best way possible!

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Babysit29 Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with self-destructive siblings who can’t seem to get their act together? Do you want to escape the drama and chaos of real life and enter a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest Minecraft castle?

Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your creativity and build to your heart’s content. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you won’t have to deal with any of that nonsense from your sister or anyone else.

And if you ever feel like you need a break from building, you can always join our virtual therapy sessions where we help players work through their attachment styles and communication issues. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

So come join us on the most drama-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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PrankWars911 – NoBailouts

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Are you tired of boring friends who get expelled and arrested for silly pranks? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of adventure and fun, where the only trouble you’ll get into is trying to find diamonds in the depths of the earth.

Forget about changing grades in real life, on our server, you can build your own school and be the principal of your wildest dreams. And if things go wrong, don’t worry, we won’t call your parents to yell at you like Jackson’s dad did.

So come on, join us and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs friends like Jackson when you can have a whole community of fellow gamers to laugh and play with? See you in the virtual world, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

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Blockageddon: The Ultimate Threat

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The biggest threat facing humanity is not some crazy alien invasion or zombie apocalypse, no no no. It’s actually the lack of fun and laughter in our lives! But fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat evil mobs with nothing but a rubber chicken and a pair of fuzzy slippers. Build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, like a giant toilet made out of diamond blocks or a roller coaster that goes straight into a lava pit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Potato of Power, rumored to grant its owner unlimited potatoes for life. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

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Zero Hero Energy – Shift the Responsibility

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join our epic minecraft server and become a net-zero hero in a world where individual action actually matters! forget about the energy sector’s lies and take matters into your own blocky hands.

imagine a world where every tree you chop down actually helps the environment, where every creeper you defeat is a step towards saving the planet. our server is like a virtual utopia where you can make a real difference, all while having a blast with your fellow gamers.

don’t let the energy sector fool you into thinking you can’t make a difference. join our server and show them that one block at a time, we can change the world. plus, we have the best pixelated parties and the most epic loot drops you’ve ever seen. so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a hero!

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Infinity Isles

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Infinity Isles Minecraft Server

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla
Age Requirement	18+
Whitelisted	Yes
Server Location	East Coast US
Features	Fast leaf decay, live map, head drops, player-run shopping district, events, resource worlds, non-P2W perks
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ

Why should you join Infinity Isles?

Infinity Isles offers a community-focused semi-vanilla experience with quality of life plugins, an active Discord community, and regular events. Our server is whitelisted to ensure a mature player base and provide a safe and enjoyable environment for everyone.

Is the server pay-to-win?

No, we do not offer pay-to-win perks. All donations go towards improving server performance and providing non-P2W benefits to our contributors, such as fun commands and access to the player head database.

How can I join the server?

To join Infinity Isles, you must first apply through our Discord server. Our staff reviews each application to ensure only the best players join our community. Once approved, you will receive the server IP and be able to start playing.

Are griefers and trolls allowed on the server?

No, we have zero tolerance for griefers and trolls. Our staff promptly handles any disruptive behavior, and any damage caused by griefers is rolled back and repaired. We strive to maintain a welcoming and friendly environment for all players.

Thread Space Anon 1.20

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Bro, forget about love, join this Minecraft server and find true love with blocks and pixels! Anon from your dreams might be building a castle for you right now! Don’t miss out on this epic love story in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let your dreams become reality!

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FriendshipCraft or SupportSwap

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Are you tired of friends who only come to you when they need something? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we have a strict “help me, help you” policy. If you don’t scratch our backs, we won’t scratch yours!

Imagine a world where you can finally get revenge on all those friends who conveniently forget to return the favor. Build a castle, gather resources, and plot your revenge in our virtual world where you can finally say “no” without feeling guilty.

Don’t let your friends take advantage of you like poor Alex did. Join our server and show them who’s boss! Who knew virtual block-building could be so therapeutic? Join now and let the pettiness flow through you!

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Brain Scan City

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yo, dis server be like dat one time when u try to build a house in minecraft but end up makin a giant chicken instead. we got dis crazy new thing where u can make ur own brain model based on scans. like, imagine havin a brain made out of diamonds and emeralds, dat’s how cool dis server is. u can be like a mad scientist in minecraft, creatin brain models and stuff. plus, we got all da latest neuroscience tech so u can cure ur minecraft character’s headaches and stuff. join now and be da brainiac of da server!

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PlayStrix OneBlock | Survival server Minecraft

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Welcome to our cozy Minecraft server – PlayStrix! Get an authentic survival experience without griefing, intrusive donating that ruins the gameplay, and if you value a friendly and relaxed atmosphere where people interact with each other, then this server is made especially for you.

Choose the mode that suits you best:

★ Survival is a server where everyone has a place to unleash their potential.

Classic survival with privates, guild system, stable economy and much more. A unique opportunity to draw pixel art; the server has a large gallery of player paintings.

And most importantly – no wipes!

We’ve been waiting for you!

★ Seasons is not just survival, it is a real adventure with many unique mechanics and periodic wipes! Unique world generation, changing seasons, pets, custom enchantments, character upgrades, jobs and much more!

★ OneBlock is hardcore survival on your island. Extract resources from just one block to move on to the next phase. Complete quests, defeat bosses, equip unique armor and power up with artifacts. Build different farms and increase the level of the island. Trade with players and buyers to become the most important player on the server! You can play with your friends by simply inviting them to your island.

The PlayStrix project is a community of adequate and friendly players, here you will find:

♡ Responsive administration. Our team will answer all your questions, help solve problems and never leave you in trouble! The PlayStrix administration goes through a thorough selection process and selects only the worthy ones.

♡ Weekly events. Clan and creative events and competitions – show off your skills! Leave a mark on the project.

♡ Donation that does not provide a significant advantage. The server has several privileges and donation currency, for which you can buy cases and receive special rewards. Down with free creators!

♡ Various mini-games: BlockParty, Quake, Sumo. Spleef, BedWars and others. Grab your friends and let’s have fun!

It doesn’t matter whether you’re a newbie or a server regular. We will be glad to see everyone. Only at PlayStrix you will feel at home. Why not start exploring the cubic expanses of Minecraft with us now?

IP: playstrix.net

PLAYSTRIX.NET

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