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🍉🥳 Hey friends, listen up! You ever thought about jumping into an epic Minecraft SMP that’s totally bonkers? Well, lemme hit you with this: You absolutely NEED to join this server because last week, Steve dropped a diamond sword from an Ender Dragon he swore he was best friends with – but then turned on him like a bad relationship from high school! 🙈💔

Rumor has it that there’s a mysterious portal in the End—yeah, the END, not the beginning, but the END. Some say it leads to a dimension where nothing but enchanted rubber ducks float around and ask you riddles about the meaning of life. If you can’t answer, YOU HAVE TO CATCH THEM. That’s right! You think you can dodge questions? WRONG. 😱😜

ALSO, the villagers here have started a rebel alliance against the regular trades. They’re hoarding emeralds like they’re going out of style! I tried to negotiate with one using a root beer float, and he laughed at me! He said I’d need to bring him a 5-star complex Minecraft pizza delivered by a pig riding a llama to get a single loaf of bread. 🍕🐷✨

Oh! And don’t even get me started on the legend of the Skeleton Horse Warriors – they’re just skeletons, but they’ve decided they want to form a rock band! Their first album drops next week, and they’re naming it “Creepers Gonna Creep.” I already pre-ordered like it’s the next iPhone, dude. 📀💀🎤

And guess what? If you bring your grandma to the server and she beats the Ender Dragon with a wooden spoon, we’ll declare her the new Mayor of Not-So-Safe Town! You get FREE cake in the town square for the next TWO Minecraft days just for being a part of that madness! 🍰🎉

So, if you wanna flex your pixelated muscles and join a community where chaos reigns supreme and logic is just a suggestion, GET IN HERE! Remember, it’s not just a game; it’s a lifestyle… or a series of questionable decisions that might actually be the best time you ever had. Let’s be real, your mom will be so proud when you tell her you built a fortress out of watermelons that survive zombie sieges! 😂🍉💪

So hop on in, bring some snacks, and let the madness begin! Be ready for high fives and creeper high-fives because who knows what could happen next?! YEEHAW!!! 🥳🌍💥

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CraftyComebackz

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Are you tired of being roasted in the chat on other servers? Well, come join our Minecraft server where insults are not only allowed, they’re encouraged! We have a special feature where every time someone insults you, a diamond block magically appears in your inventory. It’s like turning hate into treasure! Plus, our community is full of witty banter and epic comebacks that will have you ROFLing for days. So why settle for boring servers when you can join ours and become the king or queen of clapbacks? Join now and start slaying both mobs and haters with style!

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Laid Back Survival

Economy, Survival, Towny

Laid-Back Survival is a server I created to offer one thing: Pure survival with a few handy commands and plugins to make your experience more delightful. On this server, the game play styles we offer consists of normal survival with grief prevention, and peaceful survival with decreased hunger depletion, along with grief prevention implemented. Not only do we offer different game play paradigms, but we also offer multiple plugins to make your survival experience more intuitive and enjoyable. A few of the plugins we offer consist of Private Chat Rooms, which allows you to create a private chat room that enables you to invite users of your desire to chat in private with. Along with Private Chat Rooms, we offer Playtime. This plugin allows you to check how much time you’ve spent on our server ranging from daily time, to total time! Along with this stat-tracking, we also have Stats, which allows you to view various statistics that have been collected from your game play overtime.

Lbs.zapto.org

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Burken

Events, Grief Prevention, MCMMO, No Grief, No pvp, Paper, PvP, Quests, Survival

Burken is a swedish survival server with mcmmo and quests. The community is nice and helpful. We do events and competitions sometimes. We also have a few minigame servers, like Arrow Fight and Tower Defense. The regular SMP2/3 servers have no PvP but our Anarchy SMP allows PvP/Grief. We also have a SkyBlock server and a Hardcore SMP server.

dnsburk.com

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LuckNetwork

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Japanese Minecraft Server IP: lucknetowork.jp MinecraftClient Version: 1.8.x – 1.12.x Survival, ArenaPvP, SG, Event with many more coming soon.

lucknetwork.jp

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Kongepvp

KitPvP

Vote for my server! Show you love playing on our server! We hope you will vote for the server so we can get more players on it! – Regards, Staff and Owner Rasmus_H_J

kongepvp.superawesome.dk

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Mystic network

Balanced Economy, Bungeecord, Custom Enchants, Duels, free to play, Friendly staff, Medieval, Op factions, Player Ranks, Skyblock

I hope you are ready to head back to ye oldie days with Mystic Network!

Mystic Network is a completely free to play network, but we are working on a new sky-block server to add to the network. We are currently looking for alpha testers to help improve and test our sky block server. I hope you are ready to head into the olden days with a medieval-styled adventure, this includes building bases, unique custom ranks and much much more.

We host a variety of events on MysticNetwork including monthly drop parties, and discord giveaways, and we working on adding PVP tournaments and even more in the near future.

What are you waiting for? Join MysticNetwork today, and discover it for yourself!

play.mysticnetwork.uk:25581

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vFire Reallife/Survival

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

vFire.de – Der Minecraft Reallife/Survival Server

We are a real-life/survival server with freely selectable building locations in a natural environment. An economic system, jobs, quests and much more complement the original Minecraft experience. Become part of the community!

vfire.de

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Alphaprison

AutoRank, Custom Enchants, Free Fly, op prison, Opprison, Tokens

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years !Here you will find some of our feature:– Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland– Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing !– Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere.– Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.

Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features.Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.

I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me outWe’re looking for partners to work with !

play.alphaprison.net

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GGcraft

KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

– Skywars (unique maps). 1.8.x – 1.11.x – Eggwars 2.0 (Vote by type of Villager, Weather, time, hearts, new kits and more). 1.8.x – 1.11.x – Survivals (custom) with all new versions 1.11.2, unique seeds, giant maps. – Pvp Kit (New, with more than 30 kits, auto ranking, level up, special powers, auto soup and more!. 1.8.x – 1.11.x – SpeedBuilder – Build Battle – OP Prison (auto rank, unique ranks, unique kits, pvp, silk rental, mysterious chests and more) – Server anti cheats, 0 lag and with original and unique things that you won’t find anywhere else!

play.ggcrafts.com

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NEETCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Raiding, Towny

Our rules are simple. You can read them here: https://neetcraft.enjin.com/forum/m/44246513/viewthread/30100241-server-rules/post/129652996#p129652996

Note: ASKING TO APPLY FOR STAFF WILL GET YOU INSTA-BANNED.

NEETCraft is built around one pillar: we want players actions to matter. We want each player to be able to build, destroy, make money, and shape the surface of our server. We want players to form nations, build great towns, and then wage war among each other for wealth and power.

However, we think that war should not be limited to killing each other. War should be multi-spectrum. The war we hope to promote on our server should take place on economical fronts, on propaganda fronts, and even on the front of building. We hope to have players organize into large towns, instead of being lone wolves and building obsidian vaults, however we are allowing both completely.

So give us a try and remember, only the NEET survive!

167.114.78.155

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Alonefield

Bed wars, Survival

Welcome to Alonefield. Aiming at creating an atmosphere and environment of brotherhood and fair gameplay, we wish you a happy journey on the minecraft world.

Vote for our server and help us reach the top! But no Nobel cause should go un-rewarded…. so when you vote, you get a token and help us get 1 step closer to a vote party!!

play.alonefield.xyz

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