best insult ever Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyInsultsMC

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3801
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Votes:	898	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old insults like “you smell like a wet sock”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole new level of insult creativity! Join us and witness players roast each other with insults so savage, they’ll make you question your own existence.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Insult Arena, where players battle it out in insult rap battles to see who can come up with the most ridiculous insults on the spot. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can insult you in six different languages. Some say if you can withstand his insults without crying, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Just remember to bring your thickest skin and your best insults, because things are about to get wild!

RustyNailCraft Minecraft Server

2×4, accident, Bed.., carelessness, Caution, danger, Floor, forgetful, Forgot, hazard, injury, Minecraft, morning, negligence, Precaution, reminder, rusty nail, RustyNailCraft, Safety, Server, sharp object, Sleep, Wake Up

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5605
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mines Excavated:	3553
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Void Armor Forged:	26	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Are you tired of forgetting about dangerous objects in your room because you’re too busy playing on a boring Minecraft server? Well, fear no more! Join our server and we guarantee you’ll be so entertained that you won’t even notice the rusty nails lying around! Plus, our server is so exciting that you’ll never want to leave, even if it means risking stepping on that nail again. So come join us and leave your worries behind (except for the nail, maybe watch out for that).

PragueSMP – NoSufferingAllowed

coping, czech republic, emotional distress, Emotional healing, Europe, healing, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, Mental well-being, mindfulness, NoSufferingAllowed, Pain, Prague, PragueSMP, resilience, self-care, Stress Management, Suffering, Support, Therapy, travel

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3238
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you definitely won’t suffer like you would in Prague! Why suffer in a beautiful city like Prague when you can join our server and have a blast?

Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with your trusty pet chicken by your side. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to turn into a blocky superhero and save the world from evil mobs. Who needs Prague when you can be a Minecraft superhero?

So what are you waiting for? Leave Prague in the dust and come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP for the adventure of a lifetime!

SisSwapFailCraft

Boundaries, Communication, coping mechanisms, emotional attachment, emotional expression, Emotional healing, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, Family Therapy, Grief, Grieving Process, Loss, mourning, parental grief, parental judgement, sibling relationships, SisSwapFailCraft, sisterly bond

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8920
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Looking for a server where family drama is taken to a whole new level? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with sibling rivalry, ghostly encounters, and emotional rollercoasters!

Witness the epic tale of a family torn apart by grief, as the youngest daughter tries to fill the shoes of her deceased sister. Will she succeed in becoming the new queen bee of the family, or will her parents put a stop to her shenanigans?

Explore haunted graveyards, eerie mansions, and mysterious forests as you navigate through the twisted dynamics of this dysfunctional family. Will you choose to support the rebellious daughter or stand by the side of the grieving parents?

Join now and experience the drama, the tears, and the ultimate showdown for the title of the favorite child! Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this insane story unfolding in our Minecraft server. It’s a family affair like no other!

LieCraft SMP: “I totally didn’t steal your diamonds”

BETRAYAL, confession, cover up, Deceit, Deception, diamonds, Didnt, dishonesty, fabrication, false statement, falsehood, fib, Guilt, Honesty, LieCraft, Lies, Manipulation, relationships, Secrets, smp, steal, Totally, Trust, untruth, white lie

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9271
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Join our Minecraft SMP where lying is not only encouraged, it’s practically a requirement! We have a whole town dedicated to fibbing and deceit, where players compete to see who can come up with the most outrageous tall tales. Need a reason to join? Well, rumor has it that the server owner once convinced a creeper to do the Macarena before blowing up. And don’t even get us started on the time someone convinced a group of skeletons that they were actually dancing in a flash mob. So come on down to our SMP and let your inner Pinocchio run wild!

BlockyLoveIsland

“Youth, adult life, BlockyLoveIsland, Casual Sex, DATING, Dating History, dating patterns, hooking up, Hookups, intimate moments, love life, one night stands, past relationships, Personal experiences, relationship history, relationships, romantic encounters, sexual experiences, social life, THIRTIES, twenties

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5175
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Farms Harvested:	238
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate hookup hotspot! We’ve got players from all over the world ready to mingle and craft some love connections. Who needs diamonds when you can have a diamond in the rough waiting for you in our virtual world? Join now and see if you can find your player two!

SolidStateCraft

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	339
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Enchantments Applied:	244
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Votes:	4158
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3

lol imagine driving a minecraft car for 600 miles without stopping to charge the battery. this server is like that, but with minecraft blocks instead of cars. our solid-state EV battery will last for 20 years in game time, so you can play for hours on end without worrying about running out of power. and get this, you can charge it in just 9 minutes! join now for the most epic minecraft experience of your life.

TrashCraft: The Aftermath

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3749
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Dimension Hops:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Love Letters Sent:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE FUN THAN A MONKEY RIDING A UNICORN? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIT AF!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS RAINING FROM THE SKY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH CHICKENS THAT CAN DO THE FLOSS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A HIDDEN TREASURE CHEST FILLED WITH GOLDEN CARROTS THAT MAKE YOU FLY LIKE A PIG WITH WINGS!

SO WHY WASTE YOUR TIME ON BORING SERVERS WHEN YOU CAN JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

Kazoku

Economy, Minecraft Survival Minigames Plots Economy Custom mobs Boss fights Discord Multiplayer PVP Creative Redstone Mods Adventure Exploration Building Crafting Community Skyblock Roleplay, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7549
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Kazoku! is a Minecraft server that just opened in July 2024. So you’ll be on an equal playing field as everyone else as you begin your adventure with us!

Cozy active Discord, Minigames, Survival 1.20.4/1.21, Plots, Economy, custom mobs and boss fights,

New features being added every day.

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CartMC

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8492
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

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play.cartmc.xyz

DefinitelyNotDodgy Semi-Vanilla SMP! LGBTQ+ friendly, Hermitcraft vibes!

[Dragon Fights], [Mini Seasons], Anti-Xray, collaboration, Community, Custom modpacks, DefinitelyNotDodgy, Diamond Economy, Discord, Events, Fabric, Friendly, hermitcraft, INCLUSIVE, Ledger, LGBTQ, Magic, Modded, North America, pokemon, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, smp, Space, VIBES, voice chat, Whitelisted

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3659
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Towns Built:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5998	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Apply here:	~https://discord.gg/vPqyu9dPJ7~
INFORMATION	TotallyNotSuspicious is an SMP established in 2018, focused on creating an environment where interactions between members are the main focus – the primary goal is for the community to be inclusive, friendly, and collaborative. Every member is welcome to join with open arms; no one is judged here.
SEASONS	Season 12 will be coming on the 2nd of August! Hosted on the latest version, 1.21, more information will be revealed as the date gets closer.
Times for Season 12	6am AEST / 8am NZST / 10am HST / 1pm PDT / 4pm EDT / 9pm BST / 10pm EDT
Why should you join us?	Servers hosted in North America Discord to Minecraft chat Simple Voice Chat integration Suggestion forums, available to all members Private ticket system, for complaints/questions/support Diamond economy, no shop plugins Anti-Xray plugins, along with Ledger to inspect/rollback Organized Dragon Fights and various other events 350 server members, and 550 members in total We also have a Pokemon channel :3
MINI SEASONS	To bridge seasons, we host custom modded mini seasons! These last around a month – usually starting in December and June;
DISCORD	Our server uses Discord for communication, for events/updates. Being on the Discord is required in order to be whitelisted on the server, but applying is simple and easy, with the process being completed all within the Discord Server. Alternatively, the role of Discord Member is available – if you would just like to chat and/or take breaks from playing.
Images of spawn from previous seasons:	~https://imgur.com/gallery/0PEiH5n~

FAQ

How can I apply to join the server?
To apply, visit the provided Discord link and read through #waitlist-form. Then, open a ticket and paste the form with answers to the questions in the ticket.
When is Season 12 starting?
Season 12 is set to start on the 2nd of August. Make sure to join the server to stay updated on any new information as the date approaches.
What are some reasons to join TotallyNotSuspicious?
From North American servers to organized events and a friendly community, there are plenty of reasons to join the server. Check out the full list of benefits under the “Why should you join us?” section above.
Are there any mini seasons on the server?
Yes, the server hosts custom modded mini seasons to bridge the main seasons. These mini seasons can last around a month and offer unique gameplay experiences.