best insult ever – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

CraftyInsultsMC
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Are you tired of boring old insults like “you smell like a wet sock”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole new level of insult creativity! Join us and witness players roast each other with insults so savage, they’ll make you question your own existence.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Insult Arena, where players battle it out in insult rap battles to see who can come up with the most ridiculous insults on the spot. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can insult you in six different languages. Some say if you can withstand his insults without crying, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.
So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Just remember to bring your thickest skin and your best insults, because things are about to get wild!

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Elderia Junior High School
Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla
Welcome to Elderia, your new home for adventure and friendships in Minecraft 1.21! Dive into a world where every moment is filled with excitement and every player is a friend.
Features: SMP Survival: Immerse yourself in a classic survival experience with a refreshing twist. Build, explore, and thrive together. Player-Based Economy: Run your own shop, trade with others, and become a key part of our thriving economy. Player Shops: Create and manage your own shop, and connect with the community through trade. Custom Enchants: Unlock powerful, unique enchantments that will transform your gameplay. McMMO Integration: Level up your skills and gain special abilities with McMMO, making every action meaningful. Chill & Friendly Community: Find your place in our warm, welcoming, and laid-back community. Join Elderia today and embark on a journey filled with endless possibilities and heartfelt connections.
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CelsiusMC
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**What is Celsius Lounge?** We are a gaming server with our own Minecraft server network dedicated to offering our players a fun experience and a wholesome environment. We have multiple game modes in our Minecraft server for everyone to enjoy and we are always updating our servers and trying our best to add new features. With your help, we can develop a healthy member base and make our community better and more fun!
play.celsius-mc.com

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Come join Aethyria – where semi-vanilla means we only sprinkle a little bit of spice on top! #Community

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Server Name	Aethyria
Server Type	Survival \|\| Creative \|\| Community
IP Address	aethyria.apexmc.co
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/M2K2q6AjT8
SPECS
RAM	5GB
Player slots	25
Server software	Paper 1.21 –> Join with versions 1.9 – 1.21

PLUGINS
Jobs
Quests
Chest shops
LWC …and many more!

ETHOS	We are strictly against being pay-to-win and all gameplay-affecting commands are available to all players. All aspects of the server are and will remain EULA-compliant, protecting our players from unfair disadvantages that they could face on non-compliant servers.

EXPERIENCE	The staff team (all 18+) are experienced in server management and have spent more than 3 months preparing the server for opening. That’s not to say that there isn’t still continuous improvement, of course!

FAQ

1. Is there a whitelist on the server?

No, there is no whitelist on the Aethyria server. Anyone can join and play.

2. Are there donation perks available on the server?

No, we are strictly against being pay-to-win. All players have access to the same commands and features.

3. How often does the server undergo maintenance?

We strive to keep the server running smoothly with minimal downtime. Any maintenance or updates are usually scheduled during off-peak hours.

4. Can players create their own shops on the server?

Yes, players can create their own chest shops to buy and sell items with other players.

5. Are griefing and cheating allowed on the server?

No, griefing and cheating are strictly prohibited on the Aethyria server. We have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players.

SherlockCraft Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of boring old Sherlock Holmes games that feel like Grandma’s hidden object games? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate detective adventure you’ve been searching for! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where you can solve mysteries, uncover clues, and catch criminals all while building your own virtual empire.
Forget about those “modern” Sherlock Holmes games, our server is where the real detective action is at. From secret underground lairs to mysterious hidden passageways, you’ll never run out of puzzles to solve and cases to crack. And don’t worry, there’s no shortage of thrilling plot twists and heart-pounding suspense to keep you on the edge of your seat.
So why waste your time with mediocre detective games when you can join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate sleuth? Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to leave. Join now and let the adventure begin!

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JoozBanker Minecraft SMP – “How does the Jooz banking system work so I can download more…”
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Welcome to our totally legit and not at all sketchy Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to become a virtual billionaire with our revolutionary Jooz banking system.
Our banking system works by having a team of highly trained villagers meticulously counting every virtual coin that comes in and out. They even wear little green visors for that extra touch of professionalism. And don’t worry, we have a backup system in place in case a creeper decides to blow up the main bank.
But wait, there’s more! The value of our currency is backed up by the tears of griefers who have been banned for trying to steal from our precious bank. Their salty tears add that extra flavor to our economy, making it the most stable in all of Minecraft.
So come join us and experience the thrill of downloading more money than you could ever imagine. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky hackers trying to exploit our system. Happy mining!

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ToenailTossin’BF griefGONE!
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of uncovering hidden secrets and toe-nail biting adventures.
Imagine stumbling upon a box of mysterious items in a virtual closet, only to discover a toenail with polish on it! Will you have the courage to confront the owner and demand they throw it away, or will you embrace the weirdness and keep it as a token of love?
Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, just like finding a toenail in a box of memories. Who knows what kind of bizarre pranks and sentimental attachments you’ll encounter as you navigate through our pixelated world.
So come join us and see if you have what it takes to handle the unexpected twists and turns that await you. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as this one!

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BlockBoredomCraft
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Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Say goodbye to the same old same old and join our server for a wild ride of chaos and craziness!
Are you sick of creepers blowing up your hard work? Well on our server, creepers are actually your best friends! They’ll help you mine faster by blowing up blocks for you – talk about explosive efficiency!
Sick of boring old survival mode? Join our server where survival means battling it out with giant mutant chickens and riding on the backs of flying pigs! Who needs boring old zombies and skeletons when you can fight off hordes of killer bunnies instead?
And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts! We’ve hidden diamonds in the most ridiculous places – from the top of the tallest tree to the bottom of the ocean filled with angry squids. Can you find them all before the timer runs out?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

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KyivCraft: No Russians Allowed!
2.., 4-year-old boy, Allowed, Bombing, CASUALTIES, Civilian, Conflict, death, eastern europe, international news, kills, Kyiv Oblast, KyivCraft, Military, russia, Russian attack, russians, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War
Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! It’s like the Hunger Games but with blocks and stuff. The other day, a Russian attack happened in Kyiv Oblast and it was so intense, 2 peeps died, including a 4-year-old boy. But don’t worry, that won’t happen on our server…probably. Join now for some epic battles and crazy adventures! Plus, we have free virtual snacks for all players. Let’s get blocky!

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Bonfire
building, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Questing, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla
Grind to obtain epic gear, cosmetics, mounts, pets, and more! Friendly staff and community. We support land claiming and grief rollback. Frequent fun and exciting events. Come say hi! IP: mcbonfire.net
mcbonfire.net:2235

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Aegis
+18, 1.20.4, AEGIS, Economy, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Survival, Vanilla
****18+ Only****1.20.4**** Welcome to the Aegis MMORPG
The AEGIS MMORPG Minecraft Server offers a thrilling multiplayer experience, transforming the classic game into an expansive and immersive RPG world. Key features include:
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