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PoeticRoast Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9313
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring insults? Well, look no further! Our server is the ultimate destination for all your poetic insult needs. Join us and unleash your inner Shakespeare as you roast your friends with the most eloquent insults Minecraft has ever seen. From sonnets to haikus, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Insult Battle Royale, where players compete in a no-holds-barred insult showdown to see who can come up with the most creative and hilarious insults. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual crown made of pure gold (not really, but it sounds cool).

So why wait? Join our server today and show off your poetic prowess while making your friends cry with laughter. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft server anywhere else.

DadSitter-FreeZone

aita, babysit, dad, DadSitterFreeZone, Dogs, Enjoy, furious, insulting, London, mentally there, mom, pet sitter, refusing, sister, vacation, Waste of time, work schedule, worry

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	686
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	436	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Crops Grown:	3218
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of being asked to babysit your adult parents while they go on extravagant vacations? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and build your own virtual paradise without any family drama!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about checking in on your dad or dealing with any guilt trips from your mom. Instead, you can focus on mining, crafting, and surviving in a world where the only thing you need to take care of is yourself.

Plus, who needs London when you can explore endless biomes, fight off zombies, and build epic structures with your friends? Say goodbye to family obligations and hello to unlimited fun on our Minecraft server. Join now and leave the babysitting duties behind!

CraftyCelebs1000

Celebrities, CraftyCelebs1000, Cultural significance, enduring fame, famous people, Future, Historical figures, History, iconic personalities, influential figures, lasting impact., lasting legacy, Legacy, Legends, long-lasting recognition, memorable individuals, notable names, pop culture icons, public figures, renowned individuals, well known

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6212
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us on an epic adventure through time as we travel 1,000 years into the future to uncover the most famous people from the last 100 years.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly you stumble upon a time machine hidden deep within the caves. Before you know it, you’re whisked away to a futuristic world where the most well-known figures from the past century are battling it out for supremacy.

From pop stars to politicians, you’ll come face to face with the biggest names in history as you navigate through our custom-built arenas and challenges. Will you team up with Elon Musk to take down Beyoncé? Or maybe you’ll join forces with Albert Einstein to defeat Kim Kardashian?

With endless possibilities and insane storylines, our server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a legend in your own right!

ShotCraft: Hostage Edition

48-72 hours, autopsy, ballistics analysis, close range, Crime Scene, criminal investigation, criminal justice, Edition, evidence collection, forensic investigation, Gun Violence, gunshot wounds, Homicide, Hostage, hostages, law enforcement, murder, shot multiple times, Shotcraft, tragic incident, Trauma, victim identification, violent crime

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7920
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	211	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun that even the hostages are dying to be a part of it! we have crazy pvp battles where you can shoot your friends multiple times at close range just like in an autopsy report! join now for a killer time (literally)!

LiberalCraft – AI Edition

AI Models, Analysis, Artificial Intelligence, BIAS, chatgpt, data, Edition, findings, large language models, left-leaning bias, liberal tendencies, LiberalCraft, LLMs, machine learning, Natural Language Processing, new, nlp, political spectrum, research, study, Technology

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8632
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ores Mined:	7358	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Yo, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server where the AI models are more liberal than a vegan at a climate change rally? Our ChatGPT be spittin’ out left-leaning bias like it’s nobody’s business, with an average score of -30 on the political spectrum. Join us if you wanna build some socialist utopias or just chill with some woke AF villagers. Who needs right-wing mobs when you got a server full of lefty redstone geniuses? Come on in and let’s make Minecraft great again…but like, in a totally progressive way, ya feel me?

What is the IP for LCK Global Minecraft Server?

#LoLEsports, #ns, Atlus, bdd, best moment, Brion, Bro, Chovy, Chronicler, Damwon, dk, Dplus Kia, DRX, esports podcast, Faker, Gen, Global, Hanwha Life, HLE, KDF, kt, kt Rolster, Kwangdong Freecs, LCK, LCK global, lck highlight, LCK podcast, lck spring, lck summer, LCK VOD, league of legends, Liiv SANDBOX, lol, LoL Champs, LoL podcast, lsb, Mad Movie, Maurits, Minecraft, Nongshim, PogState, Proxywolf, riotgames, Server, Showmaker, T1, the pogstate, Wolf

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9969
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

LCK Global is a leading provider of logistics and supply chain solutions, specializing in global transportation and warehousing services. With a focus on efficiency, reliability, and customer satisfaction, LCK Global helps businesses streamline their operations and optimize their supply chain processes. Their team of experts is dedicated to delivering innovative solutions tailored to meet the unique needs of each client.

DysonSphere: Where even the creepers are powered by clean energy!

#addons, airships, archeology, building materials, clean, Create, CREEPERS, decor, Dinos, Draconic Evolution, DysonSphere, ENERGY, eureka, Fossils, GregTech, Mekanism, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, multiplayer, Powered, Quests, Server, SphereMC, Tech, Valkyrien Skies

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	265
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Animals Bred:	175	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Minecraft Server: The Dyson Sphere

Server Overview
🌟 UPDATED 🌟 The Dyson Sphere, a modpack created by SphereMC. Dedicated multiplayer serverhere and here. Simple and quick download! ⭐

What Sets This Modpack Apart?

This is a pack built on Minecraft 1.20.1 that was inspired by the legendary ‘All the Mods 9’, but it has been significantly trimmed and filled with our favorite mods in order to maximize gameplay and performance. This pack is intended for both builders and tech enthusiasts, offering an immersive world filled with modded biomes, a little bit of magic, and plenty of technology including Create and its addons, as well as Clockwork: Create x Valkyrien Skies.

Our Promise:

We’re committed to providing a seamless, up-to-date experience. With top-of-the-line dedicated server hardware and regular updates, SphereMC guarantees 99% uptime with regular server restarts.

Server Info:

Version	Minecraft 1.20.1
Modpack	https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/sphere
Difficulty	Mild
RAM Recommendation	6GB minimum

Join Us! We’re looking for more members to join our server! Ready to be part of our community? Discord: https://discord.gg/spheremc

PleasureCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3621
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Votes:	3527	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only way to mine diamonds is by doing the Macarena while riding a pig! We have a special enchantment that turns your pickaxe into a disco ball and makes creepers breakdance instead of explode.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows that make players fall in love with the nearest sheep. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground club where players can trade emeralds for enchanted golden carrots that give them super speed and the ability to fly.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the sun sets in the east and rises in the west, where cows can do the moonwalk, and where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your diamond armor falls off! Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Minecraft SMP: TheBlockBuster, RedstoneRuler, CreeperCrusher, DiamondDiva

Characters, CreeperCrusher, Curious, DiamondDiva, different, Diverse, gameplay, Gaming, Intriguing, Minecraft, Multiple, Mystery, one guy, Personalities, Players, reason, RedstoneRuler, smp, speculation, Storyline, TheBlockBuster, unfamiliar, Unique, unknown, Variety, video games

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5039
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Endless Night Skies:	3	Farms Harvested:	408
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about our crazy cast of characters:

– First up, we have Bob the Builder. He’s not just building houses and farms, oh no. He’s building entire civilizations with his bare hands! Join to witness his insane building skills in action.

– Next, we have Sally the Schemer. She’s always coming up with the wildest plans to prank the other players. From filling their houses with chickens to turning their entire base into a giant lava pit, you never know what she’ll come up with next.

– Then there’s Timmy the Troll. He’s the master of trolling and no one is safe from his shenanigans. Join the server to see how he keeps everyone on their toes with his hilarious pranks.

– And last but not least, we have Sarah the Speedrunner. She’s on a mission to beat the Ender Dragon in record time, and nothing will stand in her way. Join the server to cheer her on as she races against the clock.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Because with this crazy cast of characters, you never know what’s going to happen next! Plus, where else can you find a group of players who are this dedicated to having a good time? Join now and prepare for the most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

SpacecraftSillies

alien encounters, celestial phenomena, cosmic mysteries, Eerie sounds, Extraterrestrial Signals, Futuristic technology, interstellar travel, mysterious sounds, outer space, science fiction, space exploration, space oddities, Space Travel, spacecraft communication, spacecraft malfunction, SpacecraftSillies, spaceship anomalies, Starliner spacecraft, strange noises, Technology, unexplained phenomena

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3922
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Towns Built:	6
Divine Spears Created:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Void Gems Collected:	23
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Love Letters Sent:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

come join our minecraft server where we have a starliner spacecraft that makes weird noises like a cat trying to sing opera. it’s like a disco party in space but with creepers and zombies dancing around. you never know what kind of alien creatures you might encounter, like a giant space chicken or a talking space potato. plus, our server has the best virtual snacks, like pixelated pizza and square-shaped ice cream. so come on over and let’s explore the galaxy together, one block at a time!

PoodleMixMadness

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	601
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	1023	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Towns Built:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Love Letters Sent:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

yo, if u wanna join dis epic minecraft server, u gotta hear dis crazy story. so, like, there was dis scientist dude who was like, “yo, let’s make some super healthy designer dogs by crossbreeding poodles.” but guess what? turns out, it was all a lie! dem crossbreed dogs ain’t even healthier than da purebreds!

so, like, if u wanna join dis server, u gotta be ready for some wild adventures. we got crazy builds, epic quests, and even a secret underground dog breeding lab (jk, dat part ain’t true). but seriously, join us and see for urself why dis server is da bomb diggity. trust me, u won’t regret it!