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PhotofailCraft

blended family, Christmas card photos, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family expectations, family photos, family portraits, holiday cards, honesty in relationships, in-law relationships, parenting challenges, PhotofailCraft, photography, sibling relationships, stepchildren, stepfamily, supportiveness, unsendable photos, Widow

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2230
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Looking for a server where family drama is the main attraction? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of awkward family photos, intense battles to get the perfect shot, and kids who look like they’re about to puke in every picture.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so chaotic that even the baby looks peaceful amidst the chaos. With family dynamics that are anything but nicely blended, you’ll never know what drama will unfold next.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can escape reality and immerse yourself in the madness of family photo shoots gone wrong, join us now! Just be prepared for some serious glares, distant looks, and maybe even a few accusations of not being very supportive. It’s all part of the fun on our server!

Grateful4MinecraftSMP

abundance, appreciation, Blessings, Contentment, family, Friends, Grateful4MinecraftSMP, Gratitude, Happiness, health, joy, Life, love, mindfulness, mindfulness practice, opportunities, Peace, positivity, present moment, Support, thankfulness

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	434
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the creepers have learned to breakdance and the pigs have formed their own government.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited wealth and power in the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next ruler of the Diamond Chicken Kingdom!

BlockyWisdom

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	290
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Have you ever been told to join a Minecraft server because they have a secret underground society of talking chickens who give out valuable advice? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll find on our server! These wise cluckers will guide you through the world of blocks and creepers with their hilarious chicken jokes and nuggets of wisdom. Trust us, you won’t regret joining this feathered-filled fun fest!

HaifaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3137
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Animals Bred:	45
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

LOL JOIN THIS SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL GET HIT BY HEZBOLLAH ROCKETS LIKE HAIFA! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE BOMBS AND SKELETONS THAT SHOOT ARROWS FASTER THAN A MISSILE! COME SURVIVE THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM WITH US, OR ELSE YOU’LL BE WISHING YOU WERE IN A BUNKER INSTEAD! BOOM BOOM, EXPLOSIONS EVERYWHERE, HAHAHA!

Putin’s Pixelated Power Outage

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2946
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Divine Spears Created:	27	Farms Harvested:	578
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

LOL JOIN THIS CRAZY SERVER WHERE WE HACKED PUTIN’S ONLINE MEDIA AND CAUSED CHAOS IN RUSSIA! BUILD YOUR OWN SECRET BASE AND PLOT WORLD DOMINATION WITH YOUR FRIENDS! WATCH OUT FOR SPY CREEPERS AND KGB ZOMBIES TRYING TO TAKE YOU DOWN! ONLY THE BRAVEST AND CRAZIEST PLAYERS SURVIVE IN THIS WILD SERVER! JOIN NOW FOR A CHANCE TO BECOME THE NEXT HACKING LEGEND! #PUTINWHO #HACKEDBYMINECRAFTPLAYERS

Booger Craft: Earth’s Crusty Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8121
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Potions Brewed:	35	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	17

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the crust of the earth is made of boogers!!! yea u heard right, boogers!!! it’s like a giant nose picked the ground and we’re all just living in it. but don’t worry, the boogers are magical and give u special powers like flying and shooting lasers out of ur eyes.

we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for cheeseburgers. yea, cheeseburgers. u gotta find the llama king and do a dance to earn his trust.

oh and did i mention we have a floating island made entirely of marshmallows? yea, u can bounce around and eat ur way to the top. but watch out for the evil gummy bears who guard the treasure chest full of diamond pickaxes and enchanted armor.

so come join us on this wild adventure where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). see u there, booger miners!!!

Family Quest Fun

2019, childbearing preferences, Democratic counterparts, demographic trends, desire for children, family, Family Planning, family size, Fun, future generations, generational differences, ideological differences, larger families, party affiliation, political beliefs, political party, political polarization, Quest, reproductive choices, research, social attitudes, societal norms, young Republicans

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3477
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

LOL join our epic minecraft server where we build families bigger than the Duggars! Republicans are taking over and wanting more kids than ever before, while Democrats are like, “nah, we good with just a few.” It’s a political party showdown in the world of blocks and creepers. Will you join the baby boom or stick with a small clan? Only on our server can you experience the chaos of partisan procreation! Let’s see who can build the biggest family tree in Minecraft history!

Smelly SMP: Where the only thing more toxic than the players is the creeper explosions

Balanced, Builder, CPU, creeper, custom origins, Discord, explosions, Graves, Griefing, Human, killing, Lag, Modded, Modpack, Nomad, planet minecraft, Players, PvPer, resource-rich, Safezone-Borderlands, Smelly, smp, stealing, TOXIC, trader.., Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9533
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	8819
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Stinky SMP Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.1 (updating)
Server Emphasis	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
Performance	16 gigs of RAM + Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
Server Rules	No resets since May 2022, Safezone-Borderlands system
Special Features	Origins mod with custom origins

Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I appeal a ban?

Yes, we have a fair moderation system that allows appeals for true rulebreaks. Please contact a staff member for assistance.

2. How often is the server updated?

We update the server regularly to keep up with the latest Minecraft versions and mods. Check our Discord for announcements on updates.

3. Can I suggest new features for the server?

Absolutely! We welcome suggestions from our community to improve the server. Feel free to share your ideas on our Discord.

4. Are there specific playstyles encouraged on the server?

We welcome all playstyles, whether you’re a nomad, builder, PVPer, trader, or anything else. The server is inclusive of all players.

5. How do I join the server?

You can join our server by connecting to the IP address provided on our Discord server. Make sure to read the rules before joining.

Pixel Puss Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1120
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	24	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even creepers are dropping it like it’s hot! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community so tight, you’ll be asking, “how tight was her pussy?” Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2458
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Void Gems Collected:	17
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).