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MineCraftAdmireCraft

Admire, Authenticity, characteristics, compassion, determination, Empathy, Generosity, Honesty, humility, Integrity, intelligence, Kindness, leadership, MineCraftAdmireCraft, people, positivity, Qualities, resilience, Traits, VALUES, virtues

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8515
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Do you admire people who can build a house out of dirt and survive a creeper explosion without breaking a sweat? Then you’ll love our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional lava pit). Our players are so talented, they once built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon (true story, ask Steve)! So if you’re looking for a server where you can show off your skills and make friends with fellow blockheads, look no further. Join us today and let the adventures begin!

LePenCraft: Build Walls, Not Alliances

alliances, anti-immigration, BUILD, CONSERVATIVE, elections, european union, extremism, far right, far-right movement, France, German, global politics, international relations, Le Pen, leader, LePenCraft, MODEL, nationalism, Politics, populism, radicalization, right wing, Victory, walls

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9020
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dimension Hops:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of potatoes and ride pigs into battle against evil chickens. we have a secret underground base where we hide all our diamonds and have epic dance parties with creepers. we even have a pet dragon that flies around and shoots fireworks out of its butt. join now and be part of our wacky adventure, where anything is possible, even a far-right leader seeing Le Pen victory as a model for our server domination. let’s gooooooo!

SecretCraft: Shhhhhhhh!

CLANDESTINE, Classified, Concealed, Confidential, Covert, covert operation, Enigma, hidden, Hidden Truth, Mystery, Private, secret society, SecretCraft, shhhhhhhh, top secret, undisclosed, undisclosed information., unknown, unrevealed, world’s best kept secret

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1122
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

yo, u ever heard of dis minecraft server? it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. like, u can build ur own castle and ride a pig into battle.

one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of cheese. they say if u find it, u can become the ruler of the cheese kingdom.

also, there’s a rumor that the server is haunted by the ghost of a chicken who lays golden eggs. like, imagine all the diamonds u could get from that chicken!

so come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who wouldn’t want to be part of that?

MilkBat & MonkeyDads

animal parenting, bat behavior, bat biology, Dayak fruit bat, evolutionary strategy, fatherhood in animals, harmful microbes, male breastfeeding, male lactation, male milk production, mammal evolution, mammal nursing, MilkBat, MonkeyDads, nursing behavior, owl monkey, paternal care, primary caregiver, primate behavior, single parent nursing, unique mammal behavior, wild mammal

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6849
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	1102

come join our epic minecraft server where we have dayak fruit bats producing milk like what even is that? owl monkey dads taking care of babies like a boss and only letting females nurse them for safety like whoa. it’s like a crazy evolutionary strategy to keep those harmful microbes at bay. if you want to experience the wildest and weirdest things in minecraft, then this is the place to be. join now for a mind-blowing adventure like no other!

winningcurry smp

Discord, f2p, new smp, No hacking, rules, smp, Survival, winningcurry smp

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1736
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	2596
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Void Armor Forged:	25

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Loli-Free Vtuber Minecraft Server

Anime, community standards, content creators, Disgusting, entertainment industry, ethical standards, hobby, inappropriate, internet culture, LoliFree, Lolis, Minecraft, online personas, online safety, online streaming, Server, social responsibility, underage characters, virtual avatars, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, Vtuber, Vtubers, wrong kind of people

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5759
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Are you tired of dealing with creepy lolicons in the Vtuber community? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we have banned all lolis and only allow wholesome content. Our server is a safe haven for Vtubers who just want to have fun without worrying about creepy individuals lurking around. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical barrier that repels all lolicons, so you can mine and build in peace without any unwanted attention. Join us today and say goodbye to the lolis once and for all!

Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

blocky, BOOTY, Communication, confusion, Connection, Disappointment, dissatisfaction, emotions, Expectations, Experience, feelings, fulfillment, Intimacy, Minecraft, Perception, Pleasure, porn, Reality, relationships, Server, sex, society, Struggle, video games

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5367
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Endless Night Skies:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Void Armor Forged:	26	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you question the meaning of life? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons. But beware, the lair was guarded by a pack of evil chickens who were hell-bent on protecting their treasure. The player had to battle the chickens in an epic showdown that ended with a chicken riding a pig into the sunset. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cactus King, a mysterious figure who roams the land on a giant cactus mount. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Cactus King in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes. One player even wished for a pet dragon and now they roam the server wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next? The only way to find out is to jump in and start playing!

HubbyGrossOutCraft

anger management, Behavior, Communication, controller, depression, disgust, Gaming, grossed out, HubbyGrossOutCraft, husband, internet, Kids, kids devices, lying.., Online game, relationship, SMASH, stress, Support, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5939
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	New Chunks Explored:	691113
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your husband’s controller-smashing shenanigans? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will distract you from all the drama in your life.

Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated fun. Our server is so amazing, it will make you forget all about your husband’s questionable behavior. Who needs a controller when you have a pickaxe in hand, am I right?

Plus, our server is so lit, it will cure your husband’s depression in no time. Who needs therapy when you can mine and craft your way to happiness? So come on, join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Let’s build a world where broken controllers are a thing of the past!

CraftyAdvice Minecraft Server

advice, Best advice, CraftyAdvice, empowerment, encouragement, Experience, guidance, inspiration, learning, life advice, life lessons, Mentorship, mindset, Minecraft, motivation, personal growth, perspective, Reflection, self improvement, Server, success, Support, wisdom

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7938
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1368
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! The best piece of advice we can give you is to join our server and let the madness begin.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was instantly transported to a land filled with flying pigs, talking sheep, and dancing creepers. The player was so amazed by the craziness that they couldn’t help but stay and explore all the wacky wonders our server has to offer.

Join us and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle, building a house out of rainbow blocks, and participating in epic dance parties with other players. The best part? You never know what outrageous adventure awaits you next! So come on, join our server and let the fun begin!

CraftingLoseIt

Ability, autocorrect, common mistakes, Communication, CraftingLoseIt, education, English language, grammar, homophones, Language, language evolution, language trends, learning, Literacy, LOSE, misspelling, MISTAKES, orthography, Spelling, vocabulary, writing skills

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2564
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Enchantments Applied:	242	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Mines Excavated:	4895	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to have a laugh while building your blocky empire!

Join us and witness the epic battle between the legendary Llama King and the mischievous Chicken Overlord as they fight for control of the server. Will you join forces with the llamas and ride into battle on their fluffy backs, or will you align yourself with the chickens and peck your way to victory?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Spelling Bee Dungeon, where players must correctly spell words like “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” in order to unlock rare treasures. Can you outspell the spelling bee and claim your reward?

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and see why everyone is talking about it! Just remember, if you can’t handle the craziness, you might just…loose your mind.