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Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 781 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 | Epic Quests Completed: | 23 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 11 |
come join us on this server where the weather is as unpredictable as your bowels after eatin’ some sketchy food at a village feast. build your base, fight off mobs, and try not to poop your pants when the temperature rises. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!
so what are you waitin’ for? join now and experience the thrill of climate change-induced diarrhea hospitalizations in minecraft! it’s gonna be a sh\*tty good time, trust me.