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Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 7710 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 671881 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
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So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and leave your psychological damage in the dust as you embark on a journey of epic proportions. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find that intangible part of yourself that you thought was lost forever. Or you’ll just have a blast mining for diamonds and fighting off zombie hordes – either way, it’s a win-win!