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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 7441 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 205 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 8076 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 74 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Not only will your sex drive be off the charts, but like, your muscles will be so ripped from all the mining and building and stuff. So like, if you wanna impress all the other players with your sick gains, you gotta join this server ASAP. Plus, there’s like, secret potions and stuff that will make you even stronger and faster and like, invincible or something. It’s like, totally legit.
So yeah, if you wanna be a total boss in Minecraft AND in the bedroom, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the creepers, they’re like, the ultimate cockblockers. LOL.