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| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 6443 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 154 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 25 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 37 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 16 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 940 |
so like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s da bomb diggity yo. we got dragons flyin around, creepers doin the cha cha slide, and villagers sellin u enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap.
oh and get this, our admin is a talking llama who can grant u three wishes if u sacrifice a stack of cooked chicken. true story bro.
also, rumor has it that if u find the secret hidden dungeon, u can battle a giant zombie pigman riding a flaming chicken. it’s like a mix between a rave party and a rodeo, u gotta see it to believe it.
so come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and never trust a sheep wearing sunglasses. trust me, u won’t regret it.
SMii7Y, also known as Jaren Smith, is a 
