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CraftyClassroom Minecraft Server

2 year old, Boundaries, child, Communication, consideration, Conversation, CraftyClassroom, DAUGHTER, daycare, discomfort, education, Minecraft, name.., Nickname, Parent, Preference, preschool, relationship, Respect, Server, Teacher, Understanding, WIBTA

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9463
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Are you tired of your child being given a weird nickname at daycare? Join our Minecraft server where everyone is called by their actual name, no weird nicknames allowed! We promise not to call you “Sparkle Unicorn” or “Silly Goose” unless you want us to. Our server is a safe space for all names, no matter how normal or wacky they may be. Say goodbye to confusing identity crises caused by daycare nicknames and hello to a world where you can be who you truly are! Join now for a nickname-free experience like no other.

BlockBaeNoGo

addiction, BlockBaeNoGo, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, drug abuse, emergency dentist, Empathy, pain management, pain tolerance, past trauma, personal boundaries, prescription medication, relationships, Respect, root canal, self-care, Support, toothache, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9188
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Towns Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8360
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Buildings Constructed:	17
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Gods Slained:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your tooth breaking while eating? Look no further! Join our server for a root canal of fun and adventure!

Just like this OP’s boyfriend, you’ll be begging for pain relief after experiencing the intense excitement of our server. But don’t worry, we won’t pout if you say no to sharing your virtual pain pills.

With a high tolerance for epic gaming experiences, you’ll need to numb yourself with laughter as you navigate through our crazy virtual world. And just like this OP, you’ll have to deal with infections of mobs and monsters trying to take you down.

So come join us on this insane Minecraft server, where boundaries are respected and the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the thrill of the game!

Onxy Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4440
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	New Chunks Explored:	326573
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

INTRODUCING ONXY SMP

Onxy SMP is now open We are a Minecraft SMP server that focuses on team orientated activities, including the Senate! where players can make clans and make alterations to the servers rules and functionality! Additionally we offer a experience that fits everyone’s playing style! – Casual Playing – Grinding – Building and PVP through the use of events!

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Aspire SMP

Abilities, Anarchy, Aspire SMP, Damage, Earth heart, Economy, ENERGY, Fire heart, Gaming, healing, Health Heart, Ice heart, Lightning, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvP, Raiding, Server, strength, Strength heart, Survival, water breathing, Water heart

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2217
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Gods Slained:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Void Gems Collected:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Love Letters Sent:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Ice heart: Freezes players in 25 radius for 10 seconds

Fire heart: Burns players according to your energy

Water heart: Gives dolphins grace/ water breathing & gives you a shooting ability that does ton of damage

Earth heart: Strikes a lightning that does damage and heals you if you are in the overworld

Strength heart: you will get strength 3 for 10 seconds. If you were looking at a player, the player will get weakness 2 for 5 seconds. Completely weakening their damage.

Health Heart: you get a additional heart temporarily depending on your energy and heal.

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Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, banter, BETRAYAL, blocky, Book, captivating narrative., crime, dark past, Deception, detective, Fiction, hidden identity, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, No. 203320303, novel, Plov, psychological thriller, Secrets, Server, Suspense, Thriller, unexpected twists.

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6159
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because Plov is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing villagers, and a secret underground disco party where even the creepers know how to drop the beat.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who demands tribute in the form of golden eggs. Will you be able to curry favor with this feathered monarch and earn his clucky blessings?

And let’s not forget about our custom mini-games, like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Spleef with Lava Sharks”. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join Plov today and embark on a wacky adventure that will leave you clucking for more!

Retro Gamer in Minecraft SMP

“2000s”, #gamer, 2000s revival, Aesthetics, Ascetic, cultural impact, culture, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, gaming nostalgia, gaming settings, Minecraft, Nostalgia, nostalgia baiting, nostalgia in media, opinion, opinion piece, Retro, Revival, smp, trend, vintage

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2161
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Secret Passages Found:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Star Shards Collected:	279
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the past? Well, look no further because our server is bringing back the iconic 2000s aesthetic in a whole new way! Imagine building your pixelated empire while jamming out to your favorite hits from the 2000s, like “Hey Ya!” by OutKast and “Sk8er Boi” by Avril Lavigne.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blockbuster Castle, where you can rent virtual movies and snacks to enjoy with your virtual friends. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground dance party where you can bust a move with Herobrine himself!

So why join our server? Because where else can you mine diamonds while wearing low-rise jeans and listening to your favorite emo anthems? Join us now and experience the ultimate blast from the past in Minecraft!

BootyBlock Minecraft Server

aggressive behavior, Assertiveness, BootyBlock, Boundaries, butt, Communication, consent, consent violation, disagreement, discomfort, INTIMATE, Minecraft, NSFW, partner, personal space, physical boundaries, relationship, Respect, Server, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, unwanted touching, VIOLATION

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1018
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to build, mine, and craft without any butt-touching shenanigans? Look no further!

Join us for a server full of crazy stories like the time a player tried to sneak a finger into someone’s virtual butt and got kicked out faster than you can say “creeper”. Our community is all about respecting boundaries and having a good time without any unwanted surprises.

So if you’re tired of dealing with butt-grabbing drama in real life, come join us for some virtual fun where the only thing getting touched is your pixelated creations. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HurricaneBabyShowerDrama

autism, baby shower, Category 5, Driving, emergency, emotional response, evacuation, exhaustion, family, FATIGUE, Hurricane, hurricane aftermath, hurricane impact, HurricaneBabyShowerDrama, long drive, pregnant sister, reschedule, sisterly conflict, Support, traffic, truck stop

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9091
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t let a little thing like a hurricane stop us from having a good time! Join us for the most epic baby shower ever, complete with flooded areas and debris-filled landscapes. Our server is so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually driving through traffic for hours on end just to get to the party!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being called out by your pregnant sister to take the wheel of a massive truck, even if you’re loopy and hallucinating from exhaustion. And don’t worry, we have special accommodations for our autistic players, like driving trucks the size of small houses.

So come on down to our server and show us if you’re the real MVP like our OP, who’s willing to push through exhaustion and traffic just to make it to the baby shower. And remember, respect goes a long way – especially when dealing with pregnant sisters who refuse to reschedule their parties for a little thing like a hurricane. Join now and let’s hope that some force out there is strong today and on your side, just like in our crazy Minecraft world!

TokyoTNT: Peace Prize Winners

Peace, Prize, TokyoTNT, WINNERS

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5622
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

hey u, yea u! r u looking for a minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? well, look no further cuz we got u covered! imagine a world where u can build ur own empire, battle dragons, and ride pigs into battle. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

we’ve got so many epic features that’ll make ur head spin. from custom biomes filled with unicorns and rainbows to secret dungeons with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams. and get this, every full moon, a giant zombie apocalypse takes over the server and u gotta team up with ur fellow players to survive. it’s like a real-life horror movie, but with pixelated graphics.

oh, and did we mention the Nobel Peace Prize winners? yea, that’s right. the survivors of the atomic bomb in Tokyo have joined our server and are spreading peace and love throughout the land. u can even visit their virtual memorial and pay ur respects. it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience that u won’t find anywhere else.

so what r u waiting for? join our server today and experience the joy and tears of a lifetime. trust us, ur minecraft world will never be the same again.

No Water Temple, Just Waves

Action-Adventure, Adventure, Exploration, FANTASY, gamecube, ganondorf, Hero, Hyrule, Link, Nintendo, Ocean, puzzle solving, Quest, sailing, Temple, triforce, video game, Water, water temple, Waves, Wind Waker, Zelda game

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7856
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	23

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like the Zelda game Wind Waker but with more water than a freakin ocean, bro. we got so much water u gonna be swimmin for days, but guess what? NO water temple to mess with ur vibe. just endless watery fun, like a never-ending water park but with creepers and stuff. come join us and make a splash, literally. dive in and see what crazy adventures await in our waterlogged world. trust me, it’s gonna be a wet and wild ride.