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| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 6975 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 5616 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 26 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 |
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