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Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 1566 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 39 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | New Chunks Explored: | 292748 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 189 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY LIKE RAIN, AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA WHILE TRYING TO EAT UR BRAINS. OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR COWS CAN MOONWALK, IT’S A FREAKIN’ FARM ANIMAL DANCE PARTY UP IN HERE!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TREASURE BEYOND UR WILDEST DREAMS? YEAH, IT’S LIKE A MINECRAFT VERSION OF EL DORADO, BUT WITH MORE CREEPERS.
SO, WHY SHOULD U JOIN THIS SERVER? WELL, BECAUSE ON JULY 5TH, THE AVERAGE NUMBER OF FINGERS IN THE US WILL BE LOWER THAN ON JULY 3RD. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THAT HISTORIC MOMENT, DO U?
COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS U GET EATEN BY A DANCING ZOMBIE COW, BUT THAT’S JUST PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?