| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 2751 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 34 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 |
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 5736 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
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| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 1325 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 182 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 24 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Ores Mined: | 6626 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes in the shape of a heart. So if you’re looking for a little excitement in your virtual life, look no further than our spooky SMP!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the nasty side effects!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to your sad, friendless existence. Who knows, you might even find love, adventure, or a really cool diamond sword. The possibilities are endless, just like your loneliness if you don’t join us!
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 5796 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
Join us for a chance to trade virtual vegetables with other players in a bustling marketplace setting. Who knew that carrots and potatoes could be so thrilling? And don’t forget to watch out for the mischievous cows and pigs running amok – they’re always up to no good!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato worshippers who believe that potatoes are the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe. Join them in their quest for spud enlightenment and see where it takes you!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a truly unique and wacky experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might just become the potato king of Poland!
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 8899 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 34 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 142 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds. Yes, you read that right. Diamonds. So if you’re tired of mining for hours on end just to find a few measly diamonds, come join us and let our unicorn do all the hard work for you.
Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to? Get your groove on with some funky tunes and show off your best dance moves while surrounded by glow-in-the-dark creepers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world!
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 6581 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 143 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a magical land where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a place where diamonds rained from the sky and every block was made of pure gold. Sounds too good to be true? Well, it is! But only on our server.
But that’s not all! We have upcoming events that will blow your mind. Ever heard of the Tako Gacha Banner 4? Yeah, neither have we, but it sounds freaking awesome! And don’t even get me started on Speed King 5 – it’s so fast, you’ll need a seatbelt just to log in.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible. See you there, adventurer!
| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 5340 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 3606 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 47 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
Join us if you want to experience epic quests like finding the elusive Triforce hidden deep within our server. Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its secrets and harness its power to rule over the land.
But beware, our server is also home to the dreaded Cucco Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Will you be able to outsmart these feathered fiends and claim victory for yourself?
So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready for a Minecraft adventure that will have you saying, “Hey! Listen!” in no time. Join us today and become the hero of your own legend!
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 1547 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 7 | Divine Spears Created: | 19 |
| Crops Grown: | 7212 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 10 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 9 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2665 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
Join us if you want to witness Pikachu riding a creeper into battle, Charmander mining diamonds like a pro, and Squirtle building a castle out of obsidian.
But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground society of Endermen who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. And don’t even get me started on the legendary battle between Herobrine and Mewtwo that happens every full moon.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Who needs Pokemon when you have a world this crazy?!
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 8205 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 8570 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
We have a strict no-Trump policy, so you won’t have to worry about any ridiculous bans or anti-LGBTQ+ rules here. Our community is all about inclusivity and acceptance, so you can be yourself without fear of discrimination.
Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker on the server where you can hide out from any impending bloodbaths or wars. Who needs real-world drama when you can just chill in your virtual safe haven?
So come join us on our server and leave all the real-world nonsense behind. Because let’s face it, Minecraft is way more fun than dealing with Trump’s shenanigans.
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 8011 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 |
But that’s not all – we also have the most epic FNF mod you’ve ever seen! Join us for some insane battles and show off your rhythm skills. And if you’re worried about low effort replies, don’t worry – we only accept the most creative and hilarious responses here.
So come join us on this server where the only thing you’ll be obsessed with is having a good time. Don’t be a dumbass, join us now!
