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Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 3776 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Void Gems Collected: | 39 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 65 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 274 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player accidentally built their house out of TNT instead of blocks, and when they lit it up, the explosion was so massive it created a crater that is now known as the “Oopsie Daisy Hole of Doom.” True story.
But that’s not all! We have regular events like the annual Sheep Shearing Competition, where players race to shear as many sheep as possible in 60 seconds. The winner gets a diamond block and bragging rights for the rest of the year.
So come on down to “Mikes sperm bank – you whack it we pack it” and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!