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RichKidMC SMP: Splurging on diamond armor!

Adventure, armor, Curiosity, Diamond, discovery, dreams, Experience, Exploration, FANTASY, imagination, Lifestyle, luxury, MONEY, opportunity, perspective, Possibilities, power, Reflection, Rich, RichKidMC, smp, splurging, success, transformation, wealth

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9770
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	565
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you can live out your wildest dreams, like waking up as the richest person alive for a day! Join us and experience the thrill of swimming in a pool of diamonds, riding a golden horse, and eating cake made of pure emeralds.

But be warned, the riches come with a price – you must battle the evil Ender Dragon who is hoarding all the wealth in the world. Will you be able to defeat him and claim your rightful place as the ultimate rich player on the server? Join now and find out!

HellBlockCraft

aggravation, annoyance, annoyance in daily life, challenge, Difficulty, everyday, Frustration, Hassle, headache, HellBlockCraft, hindrance, INCONVENIENCE, Irritation, living hell, Nuisance, OBSTACLE, pet peeve, setback, Small, stress, Struggle

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6844
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	25
Magic Items Found:	7624	Emeralds Found:	5476
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a pit of lava? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your virtual problems!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot fireballs, mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig, and building a house made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing skeletons who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that will transport you to a magical land where all the trees are made of cotton candy.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown!

CraftyCopClash

altercation, American citizen, arrest, assault, CraftyCopClash, criminal charges, criminal justice, detained, detainment, diplomatic relations, foreign affairs, foreign country, international incident, law enforcement, Legal, Legal System, police officer, russia, US citizen, violence

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4392
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Dimension Hops:	12	Divine Spears Created:	16
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only violence is against creepers not police officers! we promise no detentions in russia, only detentions in our pixelated dungeons if you break the rules. but dont worry, our dungeons have wifi and free snacks! plus, our staff are all trained in the ancient art of minecraft karate so you know you’ll be safe. so come on down and join the fun, we promise you’ll have a blast!

ScottishStoneAltar

Altar Stone, Ancient, ancient civilizations, archaeology, discovery, distant, geology, historical, megalithic, Migration, Monument, Nature, Neolithic, Origins, prehistoric, researchers, scientific study, scotland, ScottishStoneAltar, stonehenge, Transportation

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6379
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	16712	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Secret Passages Found:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88

yo, u ever wanted to join a server where the blocks have stories to tell? well, dis server got u covered, cuz we got Stonehenge’s Altar Stone straight outta Scotland, like wutttt? imagine mining that bad boy and hearing it whisper ancient secrets in ur ear, u gotta join just for dat experience alone. plus, rumor has it dat if u build a shrine around it, u might unlock special powers like flying or shooting lasers outta ur eyes. don’t believe me? well, come check it out for urself and see if u can handle the epicness of our server. just be careful not to anger the stone, cuz u never know what ancient curses it might unleash on u. so come on, join us and let’s uncover the mysteries of Stonehenge together, it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Amythyst SMP

Amythyst SMP, Claims, home, Minecraft, new players, Ore Vein Miner, PvP, Survival, Tpa, Vanilla

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8515
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Welcome to Amythyst SMP! The server just started yesterday, we are a vanilla server with some quality of life plug ins! Such as Ore Vein Miner, TPA, home, claims, etc. and we are looking for newer players!

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Pixelated Chaos: Where gold is overrated and our gear is so custom it’s practically an art form. No need to pay for ranks either, we got you covered from 1.16 all the way to 1.21!

Adventure, AFK Zone, art, bedrock, Chaos, coinshop, Cosmetics, Covered, Custom, Custom Crates, DailyQuests, Discord, Explore, family friendly, form, Gear, GOLD, hats, java, Jobs, Lifesteal-based, mobs, Overrated, Pay, Pets, Piñata room, pixelated, practically, Quests, Ranks, Skills, smp, Vibrant Community, vote parties

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2701
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Dragons Tamed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Ores Mined:	7255
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Golden Pixel Minecraft Server Overview

Server Details
Server Type: Lifesteal-based
Features: Mobs stronger, quests, dailyquests, jobs, skills, custom gear, custom crates, vote crates
Other Features: Custom commands, Piñata room for Vote Parties, AFK zone, coinshop, custom cosmetics
IP Address: play.goldenpixel.org
Versions: 1.16 – 1.21
Discord: https://discord.gg/UdxdG6T9

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What makes Golden Pixel unique?

A: Golden Pixel is a lifesteal-based server with stronger mobs, custom gear, and a variety of exciting features for all types of players.
Q: Can I join the server during beta testing?

A: Yes! Joining during beta testing earns you exclusive rewards for when the server officially launches.
Q: What kind of players are you looking for?

A: We are looking for players who enjoy playing in a fun, family-friendly environment, respect other players, love to explore and build, and want to be part of a vibrant community.
Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply use the IP address play.goldenpixel.org and make sure you are using versions 1.16 – 1.21 of Minecraft.

Blocky Roman Cock Minecraft Server

Big cock, big Roman cock, blocky, Cock, long tail tags, Minecraft, Román, Roman cock, Server, Sluts, sluts for big cock, sluts for big Roman, sluts for big Roman cock, sluts for cock, sluts for Roman cock

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4695
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us for a wild adventure filled with Roman gladiators, epic battles, and of course, sluts for big Roman cock!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a group of Roman warriors ready to show off their big, uh, swords. Join them in epic battles against mythical creatures and rival factions, all while enjoying the company of our lovely, ahem, companions who are always eager to lend a helping hand.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, mystery, and maybe even a few surprises. Will you be brave enough to explore these dark depths and claim the riches that lie within?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, on this server, the only thing bigger than the Roman empire is, well, you know.

DemocraticDigger Minecraft SMP

activism, Average, Campaign, Candidate, Democracy, Democrat, DemocraticDigger, election, Government, grassroots, Ideology, liberal, Minecraft, Party, 𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐇, policy, Politics, PRESIDENTIAL, progressive, smp, supporter, trump 2024, Voting

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4449
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Emeralds Found:	5926
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling it out with players who are more chaotic than a creeper in a fireworks factory.

On our server, you’ll find a community of players who are as passionate about Minecraft as they are about their political beliefs. Whether you’re a Trump supporter, a Biden fan, or just here for the memes, you’ll fit right in. Just be prepared to defend your views like your diamond armor depends on it!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a group of players who are more dedicated to their cause than a villager trying to protect their precious emeralds? Join us and choose your side: Trump 2024 or perish in a sea of lava! It’s a political showdown like no other, and only the bravest and most resourceful players will come out on top. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

TwinToddlersMinecraftServer

Alone Time, childcare, default parent, Drinking, Expectations, family dynamics, flexible work hours, husband, morning routine, night owl, parenting, playing Xbox, RESPONSIBILITY, shoulder surgery, Sleep, sole income provider, stress, toddlers, Twins, TwinToddlersMinecraftServer

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9874
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4551	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being the default parent? Look no further! Our server is perfect for all the hardworking moms out there who need a break from reality.

Join us and escape to a world where your husband actually wakes up before 10am and takes care of the kids without you having to ask. Imagine a place where he’s not just a night owl playing Xbox all night, but a responsible parent who shares the load.

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your partner actually pulls their weight and you can finally get the break you deserve. So come on, join us and let’s make parenting fun again – at least in Minecraft!

NoSleepoverNoParty

aita, bbq, Bestie, celebrate, daughter’s 21st birthday, drinking and driving, Event, Friends, Hangout, husband, invited, mutual friends, NoSleepoverNoParty, planned, ribs, scheme, sleep over, Spouses, Tension, texted, working OT

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4938
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Looking for a server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your blocky throne.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even your bestie’s family and friends want in on the action. They’ll be begging to join us for a BBQ party that’s so lit, it’ll make the Nether look like a kiddie pool.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just imagine the look on your bestie’s face when you tell her that you can’t make it to the BBQ because you’re too busy building your Minecraft empire. She’ll be so shocked, she might just try to bribe you with ribs to join the fun.

So come on, don’t be a blockhead! Join our server for a Minecraft experience that’s crazier than a herd of zombie pigs on a rampage. See you there!

Golden Pixel Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What makes Golden Pixel unique?

Q: Can I join the server during beta testing?

Q: What kind of players are you looking for?

Q: How can I join the server?