| Players: |
110/700 |
Uptime: |
100% |
| Rating: |
4.9 / 5 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: |
2 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: |
3 |
| Secret Passages Found: |
3 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: |
6 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: |
14 |
Infinity Stones Found: |
3 |
| Chimeras Created: |
4 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: |
1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: |
0 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: |
4 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: |
2 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: |
3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: |
20 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: |
10 |
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so, like, u wanna join dis epic
minecraft server, right? well lemme tell u, dis server is like, da bomb diggity yo. why should u join? well, lemme tell u some cray cray reasons.
first off, we got a secret underground rollercoaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. it’s like, so lit, u won’t even believe it. and guess what? at the end of the ride, u get a free diamond sword. like, whaaat?
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that u can ride around on? yeah, that’s right. u can fly around on a freakin’ dragon while shooting fireballs at ur enemies. it’s like, straight outta a fantasy novel, but like, in minecraft.
also, we have a giant maze made entirely out of gold blocks. if u can make it to the end of the maze, u get to keep all the gold u find. it’s like, a treasure hunt but on steroids.
so yeah, if u wanna have a blast and experience some seriously epic stuff, u gotta join dis server. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention we have a secret dance party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.
