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Crypto Veteran Minecraft SMP

addiction, Crypto, crypto market, cryptocurrency, discipline, Drugs, Excuses, Failure, Financial goals, Financial Planning, financial struggles, Financial Success, gambling, investing, long-term investment., mental health, Minecraft, personal finance, self-control, smp, Trading, Veteran, wealth building

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	682
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Void Gems Collected:	29
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	433	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Animals Bred:	64	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Are you tired of being stuck in the same old boring Minecraft worlds? Looking for a server that will take you on a wild ride filled with craziness and excitement? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you want to escape the mundane and dive headfirst into a world of chaos and madness. Our server is filled with wild adventures, crazy challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground casino or stumble into a drug den run by creepers!

So what’s your excuse for not joining yet? Maybe you’ve been too busy mining for diamonds or fighting off zombies to realize that the real fun is right here on our server. Come join us and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days!

PrisonPlaytime Minecraft SMP

coping mechanisms, incarceration, life sentence, long term confinement, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, prison activities, prison creativity, prison culture, prison education, prison exercise, prison hobbies, prison life, prison meditation, Prison Relationships, prison routine, prison spirituality, PrisonPlaytime, self reflection, smp, survival skills, Time management

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4488
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Void Gems Collected:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the monotony of real life by diving headfirst into a virtual prison experience!

Join us as we embark on a wild journey of survival, creativity, and questionable decision-making. Build your own cell block complete with a cozy bedrock bed and iron bar windows.

But beware, the guards are not your typical NPCs – they’re actual players who will stop at nothing to keep you locked up. Will you be able to outsmart them and make a daring escape?

Don’t worry, we have plenty of ridiculous contraband items to help you on your quest for freedom, from diamond pickaxes disguised as toothbrushes to secret tunnels made entirely out of cake.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive life behind bars – virtually, of course!

RefuseCraft: MissedOpportunities

career advancement, career decision, Career Growth, Decision making, decision regrets, growth mindset., hindsight, job offer, learning experiences, life choices, missed opportunity, MissedOpportunities, opportunities in disguise, personal growth, professional development, RefuseCraft, refused opportunity, saying no, second chances, self reflection, Taking Risks, turning down opportunities

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1204
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Towns Built:	10
Runes Activated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5

Have you ever been offered a chance to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action? Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appear out of nowhere, offering you enchanted gear and a VIP pass to the server’s secret disco party. But you refuse because you’re too busy building a giant statue of Steve made entirely out of melons. Don’t make the same mistake twice, join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

NukeCraftGazaSurvivorCritique

atomic survivor, comparison, Conflict Resolution, criticizes, Diplomacy, envoy, gaza, hiroshima, historical memory, historical trauma, international relations, Israeli, japanese, Middle East conflict, nagasaki, nuclear disarmament, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftGazaSurvivorCritique, Peacebuilding, survivors, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	908
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own atomic bomb and compare it to random stuff like a japanese atomic survivor comparing it to gaza 😂 we got crazy pvp battles and u can even ride a llama into battle like a boss 🦙 join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian in one hit, no joke bro 😎 #minecraftgoals #atomicbombsquad

Janitors Closet

Adventure, close-knit, Collaborative, Community, creativity, Engaging, Exploration, FANTASY, fantasy world, FRIENDSHIPS, imagination, Immersive, INCLUSIVE, Interactive, Roleplay, Roleplaying Server, Social, storytelling, Survival, Unique, Vanilla, Whitelist, Worldbuilding

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6034
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67

Janitor’s Closet is a worldbuilding and roleplay serber set on trying to give people a close community and awesome worldbuilding experience. While we aren’t too serious, when its time for roleplay we try our best.

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Foreign Women Dating Minecraft Server

Communication, Conversation, cross-cultural relationships, cultural barriers, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, DATING, dating advice, dating foreign cultures, dating foreign languages, dating foreign women, dating foreign women advice, dating foreign women tips, dating tips, Foreign, foreign cultures., foreign languages, foreign women, intercultural relationships, international dating, Minecraft, relationships, Server, Women

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2086
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as exotic and exciting as dating a foreign woman? Look no further! Our server is like a cultural melting pot, where every block you mine and every mob you slay is a new adventure in conversation.

Join us and experience the thrill of chatting with players from all corners of the globe. Who knows, you might even learn a new language or two while building your dream castle! So why settle for the same old boring conversations when you can join our server and experience the excitement of talking to someone from a completely different culture? Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to expand your horizons and have a blast in the process. Join us today and start chatting with foreign players who will make your Minecraft experience truly unforgettable!

NotReallyMinecraft SMPKinoUnderstanding

Abuse, alienation, Approval, approval-seeking, Frail, image, joker persona, Kino, manhood, Masculinity, mental health, mental illness, NotReallyMinecraft, SMPKinoUnderstanding, societal alienation, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressure, society, strong image, Understanding, women sexuality

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5074
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to truly prove your manliness is by mastering the art of building pixelated structures! If you can’t understand the complex storyline of our server, then you might as well be a noob in real life.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where women’s sexuality is solely based on your Minecraft skin, not your actual personality. Just like Arthur in the first movie, you too can become a joker if society alienates, abuses, and harms you. But beware, once you stop being the joker, you’ll be just as lonely and alienated as you were before – just like in real life!

So come on, join our server and show off your manly building skills while navigating through the twisted world of Minecraft politics and drama. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find approval and acceptance among our crazy community of players. Just remember, maintaining a strong image is key – even if you’re mentally ill and frail in real life. Let’s get building!

NonbinaryNamer Minecraft SMP

gender neutral baby names, gender-neutral names, genderless baby names, genderless name, Minecraft, neutral name, non-binary name, NonbinaryNamer, smp, unisex baby names, unisex name, unisex names for adults, unisex names for avatars, unisex names for babies, unisex names for boys, unisex names for characters, unisex names for children, unisex names for games, unisex names for girls, unisex names for kids, unisex names for pets, unisex names for sims, unisex names list

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	642
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Ores Mined:	1811	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our wacky world where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible.

Picture this: a land where pigs ride on top of creepers, chickens wear diamond armor, and the trees are made of candy. Our server is like a never-ending party where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few TNT explosions here and there).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move on the dance floor. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our genderless-named SMP today and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even become the king or queen of the server (or maybe just the court jester, but hey, it’s all in good fun)!

AnxieCraft: Chill & Build

AnxieCraft, anxiety, BUILD, Chill, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping mechanisms, coping strategies, Deep Breathing, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, holistic approaches, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, positive affirmations, relaxation techniques, self-care, Stress Management, support groups, Therapy

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6916
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2486	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds and getting attacked by creepers? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server has the perfect solution for your anxiety! Join our server and let the soothing sound of chickens clucking and cows mooing calm your nerves. Need a break from the stress of building your dream castle? Take a dip in our virtual hot tub filled with lava (just kidding, it’s actually water). And if all else fails, just punch a tree and let out all your frustrations. So come join us on our server and say goodbye to anxiety, one block at a time!

EternalKid atCraft

Adulthood, adulting, aging, atCraft, Coming of Age, emotional intelligence, EternalKid, getting older, growing up, life experiences, life lessons, Maturity, personal development, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-mastery, self-realization, wisdom

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4745
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Dimension Hops:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Star Shards Collected:	147
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

join our server and never grow up! become a minecraft wizard and cast spells on all the noobs who dare to challenge you. we have a secret potion that turns your character into a flying pig, because why not? build a castle made entirely of diamonds and watch as jealous players try to steal your bling. we even have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited cookies, because who doesn’t love cookies? so come on, join us and never feel like you become an adult, just get older and wiser in the world of minecraft madness!