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| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 6486 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 30 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 1118 |
yo yo yo come join our minecraft server, where the blocks be hotter than 2024, the year that be so lit it exceeded 1.5C like a boss. we got creepers doing the cha cha slide, skeletons breakdancing, and zombies twerking like there’s no tomorrow.
if you join now, you’ll get a diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like it’s butter. we also got a secret underground base where herobrine himself hangs out and plays poker with the Ender Dragon.
come join the madness and be part of the craziest minecraft server in the universe. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing creepers, they got some sick moves.
