PossessionObsession – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3410
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to protect your most prized possession from a band of mischievous villagers who are determined to steal it and replace it with a block of dirt. Trust us, you don’t want to know what they do with all those stolen items… Join now for a chance to defend your precious belongings and maybe even uncover the secret underground lair where the villagers are hoarding their loot!

PenisCraft: SchlongSlang

BIZARRE, funny, genitalia, long tail, odd, penis, PenisCraft, SchlongSlang, Slang, slang dictionary, slang expressions, slang for penis, slang language, slang phrases, slang terminology, slang terms, slang words, tags, UNUSUAL, weird, Word

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1879
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Crops Grown:	8901
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about the time a player on our server built a giant statue of a flying penis that shot fireballs out of its tip. That’s right, only on our server can you witness such majestic creations! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the time our players organized a massive chicken parade through the virtual streets, complete with feather boas and disco music. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most penis-filled Minecraft adventures of your life!

KamikazeCraft: Ukraine vs Russia vs North Korea

aerial attacks, ammunitions, Destruction, drone warfare, explosive devices, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kamikaze drones, KamikazeCraft, KN-23 missiles, Korea, military conflict, military intervention, military stockpile, military technology, north, north korean, RETALIATION, russia, Tanks, Ukraine, War Tactics, warehouse

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4799
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukraine’s kamikaze drones blowing up Russia’s warehouse full of North Korean missiles and tanks, but in Minecraft form! Imagine the chaos and destruction, but with blocks and creepers! It’s gonna be lit, fam. Plus, we got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the craziness happening on this server. Join now and let the madness begin!

Dream Breaker Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7321
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4012	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Emeralds Found:	1125
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Potions Brewed:	168	Farms Harvested:	767
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this minecraft server, and it’s, like, the craziest thing ever. there are flying pigs everywhere, and the trees are made of candy. you can ride on unicorns and shoot rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, a total acid trip, man.

and, get this, there’s this secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they have, like, super advanced technology and can teleport you to different dimensions. it’s, like, mind-blowing, dude.

oh, and did i mention that the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance with you? yeah, they have, like, killer dance moves and can break it down like nobody’s business. it’s, like, a zombie rave party up in here.

so, if you want to join this insane minecraft server and experience all the wackiness for yourself, then, like, come on down. but be warned, once you enter this world, there’s no turning back. you’ll be hooked on the craziness forever.

StupidCraft: Where griefs are gifts and raids are just part of the fun! Join now for the chaos!

Arena, bedrock edition, build-protection, Chaos, Combat Timer, crystal pvp, Discord, End.., Envoys, Fun, Gifts, Griefs, hidden base, java edition, Join, Nether, No Man’s, Overworld, part, PvP, Raids, simple voice chat, smp, stupidcraft, Tight-Knit Community, Trailer, Valuable Loot, Website

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2212
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1

StupidCraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
	Support for all versions of Java Edition after 1.17 and allowing Bedrock Edition to play on the server with bridged features.
Tight-knit Community	Active community that actively takes feedback from players and cares about everyone equally.
Active PvP Scene	Includes PvP arenas, combat timer to prevent combat logging, and prevents Crystal PvP in the Overworld.
Envoys	Random spawns of envoys in PvP enabled areas with valuable loot for players.
Griefing and Raiding	No build protection tools, allowing for potential griefing and raiding to add challenge to gameplay.

Jump in and start your Adventure!

Server IP: stupidcraft.net Bedrock Port: 19132

Simple Voice Chat is supported!

Website Join our Discord Watch the Trailer

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can Java and Bedrock players play together on StupidCraft?	Yes, StupidCraft supports crossplay between Java Edition (after 1.17) and Bedrock Edition.
Is there a PvP scene on the server?	Yes, StupidCraft has active PvP areas, combat timers, and envoys for PvP loot.
Does StupidCraft have build protection tools?	No, StupidCraft intentionally does not include build protection tools to allow for potential griefing and raiding.

Blocky BFFs Minecraft Server

activism, BFF’s, Bigotry, blocky, discrimination, equality, feminism, gender discrimination, gender equality, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Hate Speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, intersectionality, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, marginalized groups, Minecraft, Misogyny, Server, social justice, Transgender, Wom*n, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6596
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Towns Built:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Void Gems Collected:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of boring, politically correct Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server where we believe in outrageous and nonsensical rules like “Wom*n don’t deserve human rights”! But don’t worry, we might consider giving them to ftms if they can prove their worth by taking a cock up the ass like a champ.

Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity, chaos, and questionable decision-making! Who needs logic and reason when you can have a server that defies all expectations and leaves you scratching your head in confusion? So come on, join us and experience the most bizarre Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

My Friends Rocky Marriage Minecraft SMP

Best Friend, Controlling, difficult marriage, Friend advice, friend conflict, friend loyalty, friend support, Friends, manipulative, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage counseling, marriage troubles, Minecraft, prioritize happiness, relationship problems, Rocky, rocky marriage, small fights, smp, take the L, toxic relationship, unhappy marriage, walking on eggshells

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7367
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	328	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Dragon Eggs Found:	8862	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to escape the drama of real life relationships and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night with creepers lurking around every corner!

We offer a safe haven for all players looking to escape the clutches of controlling spouses and manipulative partners. Our server is a place where you can build your dream world without anyone telling you what to do or how to do it.

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind! Who needs a toxic relationship when you can have a diamond sword and a pet wolf by your side? Let’s build a world where the only drama comes from accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with TNT!

PreggoProblemsNoWhining

Choices, complaining, consequences, family, family dynamics, Gratitude, Milestones, milestones envy, PreggoProblemsNoWhining, Pregnancy, regret, RESPONSIBILITY, Rushed, rushed relationship, sibling rivalry, sister, Support, unsupportive

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4847
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Ores Mined:	9025	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Are you tired of your sister constantly rushing through life and making impulsive decisions? Do you want to escape the drama and join a Minecraft server where the only rushing you’ll do is to mine diamonds before someone else snags them?

Join our server and leave the real world behind! Build your dream house without settling for the first one you find, and take your time to explore and enjoy the game at your own pace. No more complaints about run-down houses or lack of childcare – just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual world.

And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for snapping at your sister – we’ve all been there! So come on over and let’s support each other in our pixelated adventures. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual diamonds along the way!

RegretfulGriefer Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Choices, Decision making, forgiveness, growth mindset., hindsight, learning experience, letting go, life lessons, looking back, Minecraft, missed opportunities, moving forward, past mistakes, personal growth, Redemption, Reflection, regret, RegretfulGriefer, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, smp

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8951
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was your friend Steve? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict no-creeper-punching policy! Join us and never live in fear of explosive retaliation again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground village where villagers throw wild parties every night. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the villagers and make up for all your past creeper-related mistakes!

PixelPizzaCraft

addiction, bad habit, Commitment, compulsion, determination, guilty pleasure, indulgence, never give up, Obsession, perseverance, PixelPizzaCraft, resilience, resolve, self-control, self-discipline, stubbornness, temptation, unhealthy habits, vice, Weakness, Willpower

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9223
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Farms Harvested:	815
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Are you addicted to building pixelated castles and mining for virtual diamonds? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a community of players who are so obsessed with the game that they once stayed up for 72 hours straight just to finish a massive lava moat around their base. And guess what? They didn’t regret a single second of it!

Our server is like no other because we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are currently plotting a rebellion against the players. Will you join forces with them or crush their uprising with your mighty pickaxe? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a legendary player who once tamed a herd of wild pigs and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then look no further. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

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