Best Comedy Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoKidsNoProbsMC

balance, career, childfree, Conflict, different paths in life, family, family dynamics, family rift, freedom, Happiness, Honesty, honesty with kids, life choices, NoKidsNoProbsMC, parenting, personal choice, personal time, Respect, sibling rivalry, societal expectations, Truth

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9610
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Chimeras Created:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that values freedom, personal time, and career growth? Look no further than our server! Just like OP’s childfree lifestyle, we believe in living life on your own terms without judgment.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own empire without the pressure of family obligations. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who understand that happiness comes in many forms, whether it’s raising virtual animals or conquering pixelated kingdoms.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, just like OP stood her ground with her sister, you can stand tall in our server and be proud of your choices. Who needs kids when you have a creeper army at your disposal?

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and maybe even a little family drama (virtual, of course)! Remember, on our server, the only thing you’re obligated to do is have fun!

MineCraftMansion

amenity, BONUS, comfort, convenience, exclusive, extravagance, Hidden Gem, high end, indulgence, Lavish, luxury, MinecraftMansion, opulence, Premium, Privilege, rare, Rarity, Special, Splurge, Treat, Upscale

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1277
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	795659
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Have you ever dreamed of living in a world where diamonds grow on trees and creepers are your cute little pets? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate luxury paradise for all gamers!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building castles in the sky with blocks made of pure gold, and taming dragons to do your bidding.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted items and rare loot.

So why settle for a boring old survival world when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft king? Come on, what are you waiting for? Your epic adventure awaits!

KremlinCraft: Where Russian Conscripts Go Missing

Army, captured, CASUALTIES, Conflict, conscription, conscripts, Defense, eastern europe, families, international relations, investigation, Killed, KremlinCraft, Kursk region, Military, missing, russia, Russian, Russian conscripts, search operation, soldiers, Tragedy, War

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5243
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mines Excavated:	1959
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3

come join our minecraft server, where we have more missing players than the russian army in the kursk region! if you survive longer than a russian conscript, you win a prize! but be careful, our mobs are more ruthless than a russian soldier on the battlefield. join now for a chance to experience the chaos and mayhem that is our server!

EnerGuzzlerCraft

Beverages, caffeinated drinks, carbonated drinks, drink choices, drink consumption, drink habits, drink options, drink preferences, drink selection, drink variety, EnerGuzzlerCraft, energy boost, energy drinks, flavored drinks, hydration, liquid refreshment, Non-alcoholic drinks, soft drinks, sports drinks, sugary drinks, Thirst-quenching

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2040
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	993
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

join dis epic minecraft server where u can drink energy drinks ALL DAY ERRY DAY. forget water, we only sip on that high octane fuel, baby! need to sprint away from creepers? chug an energy drink. need to mine faster than lightning? slam an energy drink. need to build a castle in 5 minutes flat? you guessed it, energy drink time! come join us and get hyped up on caffeine and chaos, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Surviving on a budget: No fancy stuff! Just plain old survival fun on CraftedSurvival server 1.21!

Additions, Budget, Community, CraftedSurvival, District, Fancy, Fun, grief-free, Homes, Ip:, Landclaim, Livemap, Mobheads, mojang, OnePlayerSleep, Plain, Playtime, Ranks, Semi Vanilla, Server, shopping, Stuff, Survival, Surviving, Tpa, Trust, Tweaks, Vanilla, Voting

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6651
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Villages Defended:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Farms Harvested:	839

Name:	Crafted Survival
Type:	Semi-vanilla SMP
Features:	Land Claiming Shopping District Homes and TPA Live World Map Mob Heads One Player Sleep Ranks based upon trust, playtime and voting
IP:	play.craftedsurvival.net
Bedrock Port:	19132

Overview

Crafted Survival is a semi-vanilla SMP offering a friendly, fun, and inclusive environment. We try to keep the game as close to vanilla as possible with a few extra tweaks we wish Mojang would add while providing a griefer-free and friendly community experience.

FAQ

What is a semi-vanilla SMP?

A semi-vanilla SMP is a Minecraft server that preserves most of the vanilla gameplay while adding some additional features to enhance the player experience.

How do I claim land on the server?

You can claim land by using the Land Claiming feature available on Crafted Survival. Simply follow the instructions provided in-game to protect and manage your land.

Can I play on the server with friends?

Absolutely! Crafted Survival encourages multiplayer gameplay and offers features such as Homes and TPA to make it easier for players to connect and play together.

Are there any special events or activities on the server?

Crafted Survival hosts various events and activities for players to participate in, such as building contests, treasure hunts, and more. Keep an eye on the server announcements for upcoming events!

How can I rank up on the server?

Ranks on Crafted Survival are based on trust, playtime, and voting. The more you contribute to the community and the server, the higher your rank will be.

Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, Crafted Survival has a strict no-griefing policy to ensure a friendly and enjoyable community for all players. Any griefing behavior will result in immediate action from the server staff.

Can I use mods on the server?

Crafted Survival is a semi-vanilla server, so we recommend playing without mods to maintain the integrity of the gameplay experience. However, some mods may be allowed as long as they do not give unfair advantages or disrupt the server balance.

CreeperCraze Minecraft Server

afraid, anxiety, conquering insecurities, CreeperCraze, emotional wellbeing, facing fears, fear, fear of failure, fear of judgment, fear of rejection, fear of the unknown, Inner Demons, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, overcoming fear, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-doubt, Server, Vulnerability

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3552
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well fear no more, because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible! Join us if you dare, and prepare to have your mind blown (and your cunt scared) with the craziest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a herd of flying pigs wearing top hats. They were led by a chicken riding a llama, and together they sang a beautiful rendition of “Baby Shark” while shooting fireworks out of their butts. It was a sight to behold, and that player never looked at Minecraft the same way again.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that it only appears once in a blue moon. Rumor has it that whoever manages to find and tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this feathered treasure?

So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few flying pigs in top hats). Don’t be afraid in your cunt, embrace the madness and let the hilarity ensue!

SMPixelatedMadness – 404

83573656, comma separated, Generate, gt, HASHTAG, list, long tail, Numbers, previous, SMPixelatedMadness, tags

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6096
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Enchantments Applied:	185	Potions Brewed:	64
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where the pigs ride horses, the creepers wear top hats, and the zombies breakdance instead of attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and show off their dance moves. You might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine doing the Macarena!

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant game of musical chairs. The winner gets a diamond block and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness!

MomRageCraft

abusive mother, aita, arguments, Chores, Communication, coping mechanisms, ex-addict, Family issues, Flinching, forgetful, generational trauma, jumpy, Laundry, mom, MomRageCraft, Nervous, relapse, sleep deprived, Trauma, Volatile, Yelling

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1016
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	216	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and arguments? Join our Minecraft server for a peaceful and stress-free environment! No more ex-addicts relapsing, no more yelling about forgotten chores, and definitely no more triggering traumatic memories.

On our server, you can build your dream world without any interruptions from family members who just don’t understand. Plus, our virtual world is equipped with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and unlimited reserves of diamond blocks.

So why wait? Join now and escape the chaos of reality for a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations (but don’t worry, we have a no-creeper policy in place). Let’s craft away the stress together!

Blocktopia – Crafting a Better World

blocktopia, CHANGE, Community, compassion, Connection, cooperation, Crafting, Empathy, global unity, healing, Hope, Humanity, Kindness, love, Needs, Peace, progress, resilience, Support, transformation, Understanding, Unity, world

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2754
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	385	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

A Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself! Join our server and experience the madness of a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Need a break from the craziness of the real world? Look no further, because on our server, you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of cake, and even tame a dragon as your loyal pet! So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the only limit is your imagination!

GeneralSyrskyi’s Minecraft Server

achievement, Armed Forces, Army, ceremony, commander in chief, Defense, general, GeneralSyrskyis, Government, Honor, leadership, Military, Minecraft, Official, president, Promotion, RANK, recognition, Server, Syrskyi, Ukraine, ukraine news, zelenskyy

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9794
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	13	Mines Excavated:	4335

so, like, come join our minecraft server, where we promote all our players to the rank of general just like Zelenskyy did for Syrskyi in Ukraine! you’ll be the ultimate commander-in-chief of your own blocky world, leading armies of pigs and chickens into epic battles against evil creepers and zombies. plus, you’ll get a fancy general hat to wear while you conquer the lands and build the most epic castles ever seen! join now and become the ultimate minecraft general, because why not? lolz!