But that’s not all – our server has a rich history of saving Earth not once, but twice! How, you ask? Well, let’s just say our players are so skilled and strategic that they were able to defeat alien invasions and natural disasters with ease. We’re basically the Avengers of Minecraft.
And let’s not forget about KINGta, the legendary player who single-handedly took down a horde of creepers with nothing but a wooden sword. He may not be the hero we wanted, but he’s definitely the hero we needed.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you pilot mechas, save the world, and witness epic battles like KINGta vs. the creepers? Join us now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!
1. Our server has a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But shh, it’s a secret. Only the bravest adventurers can find it!
2. We have a pet zombie named Bob who loves to dance to disco music. He’s the life of the party, and he’ll even give you a tour of our server if you ask nicely.
3. Our server has a magical forest where the trees grow candy canes instead of leaves. It’s the perfect place to gather resources and satisfy your sweet tooth at the same time.
4. We host weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets a real-life llama delivered to their doorstep. Don’t ask us how we manage to do it, just enjoy the llama.
5. Our server has a custom plugin that turns all the chickens into flying pigs. It’s chaos, it’s hilarious, and it’s the reason why our server is the best.
6. We have a giant statue of a potato that shoots fireballs out of its eyes. It’s both terrifying and awe-inspiring, and it’s the centerpiece of our server.
7. Our server has a secret society of villagers who wear top hats and monocles. They hold fancy tea parties and discuss the finer points of villager society. It’s quite posh.
8. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, the End, and even a secret dimension filled with unicorns and rainbows. It’s a thrill-seeker’s dream come true.
9. Our server has a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot that only the most dedicated players can find. It’s like a real-life scavenger hunt, but with pixelated rewards.
10. And last but not least, if you don’t join our server and declare that Sakura is the fucking best, your mom will mysteriously start sleepwalking and end up in a precarious situation. Don’t risk it, join us now and save your mom from a bizarre fate!
![Crumb-licking Chefs SMP: where cookies are baked, not mined! [smp]](https://newminecraftservers.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/newmcserver_banner_rank1.jpg)
| Features |
|---|
| Dynmap: live map of the world with the option to /hide |
| Stackable items |
| Extensive story to keep you entertained |
| Many more custom content |
We hope to see you around as we venture into this new world. Whether it be through builds, pvp, storytelling, or anything of the like, we would love to see you join us!
If you’re interested in joining, here’s our discord: https://discord.gg/YZ2aAxbZyM
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I join the Smart Cookies SMP server? | Yes, you can join us by connecting to our server and joining our discord community. |
| Are there any rules I need to follow on the server? | Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must adhere to in order to maintain a positive and enjoyable experience for everyone. |
| How often do you update the server with new content? | We strive to regularly update the server with new features, events, and content to keep things fresh and exciting for our players. |
| Can I create my own guild or join an existing one? | Yes, players are encouraged to create their own guilds or join existing ones to enhance their gameplay experience. |
Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig, battle against an army of zombie chickens, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure gold! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.
But that’s not all – we have secret dungeons filled with rare loot, a hidden village of friendly villagers who throw parties every night, and a portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for a wild ride that’s crazier than a pig wearing a top hat!
Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you question reality.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats appears out of nowhere and starts dancing around you. That’s just a taste of the craziness you can expect on our server.
But wait, there’s more! How about riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombies? Or maybe you’d prefer to build a castle made entirely out of cheese? The possibilities are endless on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Server IP | StraightUp.Minecraft.Best |
|---|---|
| Location | Dallas, USA |
| Discord | Join us on Discord |
Founded April, 2019, Straight Up is a small, “run from home” style anarchy server, intended to create a laid-back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible.
[🧨] PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protect.
[💻] Stable server performance.
[🌎] No world resets. Ever. Many servers boast this, but few have stuck around as long as we have.
[🍪] Minor quality of life changes to empower greater player freedom. Kill players to obtain their head. Eat a cookie to stop phantoms from spawning without moving your bed.
[‼️] Unobtrusive but effective anticheat to put vanilla players on a fair footing and maintain server performance.
[🚫] No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or econo-shit plugins that ruin the vanilla experience. Just Straight Up survival Minecraft. The way Minecraft was meant to be played.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Are PvP and griefing allowed on the server? | Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on Straight Up. |
| Are there land claims or land protect plugins on the server? | No, there are no land claims or land protect plugins on the server. |
| Is there a currency system or economy plugins on the server? | No, there is no currency system, factions, or economy plugins on Straight Up. |
| Can players teleport or set homes on the server? | No, there are no /tpa, /warp, or /home commands on the server. |
Join us and leave behind the design flaws of those other languages. Our server is like a magical land where all your coding dreams come true. Say goodbye to boring features and hello to a world where anything is possible!
Don’t be crucified for daring to criticize a language on other forums. Here, we welcome all feedback, no matter how outrageous. So come on over and let your coding creativity run wild. Who knows, you might just find the perfect language for your next big project. Join us now and let the coding madness begin!
| Server IP | PLAY.BADWOLFMC.COM |
|---|
Experience BadWolfMC: An Adult Minecraft Server – a long-running, drama-free, and inclusive community for adults! Join one of the best online communities you’ll ever be a part of, where members from around the world come together to forge friendships and share their Minecraft passion!
Our goal is to be your oasis away from drama and screaming children, a place to unwind and have a little fun and get creative. Our philosophy is to always enhance the game, not take away from it. We are laid-back and won’t get on your case about language, but still request that everyone be respectful of the many cultures that find a home here.
Apply for permissions at BadWolfMC.com if you like the place and its rules fit your style!
Yes, all players must be 18 years of age or older to join the server.
The server features 8 different game modes including Survival, Creative, SkyBlock, AcidIsland, OneBlock, Prison, Magic, and various minigames.
To apply for permissions, visit BadWolfMC.com and fill out the membership application form.
No, client modifications (other than Optifine) or exploits to the game are not allowed on the server.
No, advertising servers/websites/mods in any chat or spamming messages is strictly prohibited.
Absolutely no harassment, sexism, racism, or hate speech will be tolerated on the server.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the lands in search of the rarest diamonds and emeralds. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can let loose and dance the night away. Who knew that creepers had such killer dance moves?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Just be prepared for the unexpected and always remember to bring your sense of humor!
| Server Name | Prismarine Nations |
|---|---|
| Description | A newly launched worldbuilding server allowing players almost total freedom in determining the history and politics of the world. Various activities such as empire building, merchant trade, owning a bar, brewing alcohol, and more are available. |
| Notable Plugins | Towny, Dynmap, Brewery, Mcmmo (Coming soon) |
| Server Links | Discord: Join our DiscordDynmap: View Dynmap |
A: Yes, players have almost complete freedom to determine the history and politics of the world, including building and managing empires.
A: Currently, combat skills are not available, but Mcmmo with combat skills is planned to be added in the future.