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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 5107 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Alien Abductions: | 0 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Join us and you’ll be able to build your dream castle, tame a dragon, and even ride a unicorn into battle against an army of evil chickens. And don’t worry about griefers or trolls ruining your fun – we’ve got a team of ninja moderators who will swoop in and ban them faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Who needs boring old poles when you can have a blast with us?