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CriminalBreath Minecraft Server

alternative sentencing, Crime Prevention, crime reduction, criminal behavior, criminal consequences, criminal deterrence, criminal justice, criminal punishment, criminal rehabilitation, CriminalBreath, Deterrence, incarceration, jeet tank, justice system, law enforcement, Minecraft, prison reform, punishment, Rehabilitation, Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6644
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	143
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Votes:	1970

Are you tired of dealing with pesky criminals in your Minecraft world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our server and watch as all the troublemakers are thrown into the jeet tank, where they’ll be forced to breathe in the fumes until they repent for their crimes. Crime rates will plummet faster than a creeper exploding in your face! So come join us and witness the chaos unfold in the most hilarious way possible. Who knew justice could be so entertaining?

Minecraft SMP: CraftyCraicMaster” “More like this? Minecraft SMP: BlockyBanterBoss

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2003
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Divine Spears Created:	24
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and regulations? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Build your dream base on a floating island made entirely of cheese, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who love to dance to disco music.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who poops out diamonds every time you tell a bad joke. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas who give out free hugs.

So why wait? Join us now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

SurgeryCraft: Family Drama Edition

aita, boyfriend surgery, cousin surgery, Drama, Edition, extended family, family, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, keeping secrets, quiet couple, reserved couple, SurgeryCraft, toxic family

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8332
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Alien Abductions:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	318
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your mom’s side of the family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, just like finding out your boyfriend has a brain tumor while your cousin is battling cancer.

With our server, you’ll experience the thrill of keeping secrets from your family members, just like the time you didn’t tell them about your boyfriend’s health scare. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and immerse yourself in a world of family drama and hidden truths?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be the center of attention, just like when your aunt got upset for not sharing your boyfriend’s situation. Join now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, just like navigating through your family’s dramatic moments. Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your aunt’s tolerance for surprises)!

ToothlessTales Minecraft SMP

abscessed tooth nightmare, broken tooth disaster, chipped tooth disaster, cracked tooth agony, dental emergency, dental horror, dental mishap, dental nightmare, dental phobia, fear of dentist, knocked out tooth tragedy, lost filling catastrophe, Minecraft, painful tooth experience, root canal nightmare, smp, tooth extraction horror, tooth infection agony, toothache nightmare, ToothlessTales, traumatic dental experience, wisdom tooth pain, worst tooth story

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7542
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9457	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a dental nightmare come to life!

Join us for a wild ride where every tooth in your head will be on the edge of its seat. From epic battles with tooth fairies to dental floss lassos for PvP, this server will have you grinning from ear to ear (or what’s left of them).

So come sink your teeth into the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. Just be sure to bring some extra toothpaste, because things are about to get cavity-inducingly intense!

BlockyBabes

BlockyBabes, Femininity, gender bias, gender differences, gender dynamics, gender equality, Gender Identity, Gender issues, Gender norms, gender perception, gender perspective, gender reversal, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender transformation, gender transition, Masculinity, societal expectations

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7803
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magic Items Found:	3010
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Love Letters Sent:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Welcome to a Minecraft server where men can experience life as a woman and discover all the things they might dislike about it! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the struggles of finding the perfect outfit, dealing with creepy DMs from random players, and constantly being asked to join a “girl gamer” group. But fear not, because on this server, you can also experience the joys of sisterhood, mastering the art of multitasking, and finally understanding the true power of the side-eye. So come on over and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where men are women and the drama is real!

RigRaiders Minecraft Server

Conflict, Defense, downed, drone, hezbollah, Incident, intelligence, interception, Israeli Navy, Maritime, mediterranean sea, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, offshore gas rig, RigRaiders, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology, Terrorism, uav, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8639
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier stuff happening than a Hezbollah drone getting taken down by the Israeli Navy! It’s like a wild ride of chaos and fun, man! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant creepers and building your own floating gas rig in the sky! Who needs real life drama when you can have all this insanity in Minecraft, right? So come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together!

RocketRaidersMC

BARRAGE, border, CASUALTIES, Conflict, current events, emergency response, Injuries, Israel, Majdal Shams, MDA reports, MIDDLE EAST, News, north, rocket fire, RocketRaidersMC, Rockets, Syria, Updates, violence, War, Wounded

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2069
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only rocket fire you’ll experience is launching yourself into the sky with a TNT cannon! we guarantee eleven times the fun as you battle it out in the Majdal Shams area, dodging barrages of creepers and zombies. the MDA (Minecraft Defense Army) reports that the only wounds you’ll receive are from laughing too hard at our hilarious mods and crazy mini-games. so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

Legs4DaysCraft

anatomy, Biological, bipedal, body parts, comparative anatomy, evolutionary biology, human average, human body, interesting facts, Legs, legs count, Legs4DaysCraft, LIMBS, Mobility, more legs, Oddities, physical characteristics, statistics, two legs, unique traits, Walking

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7164
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Magic Items Found:	2988
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

hey u, ya u with 2 legs, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat dance the cha cha slide. not only dat, but our creepers tell knock knock jokes and our zombies do the macarena.

if u join dis server, u will become the ultimate minecraft champion and all the other players will bow down to u like u the king of the block. u will find diamonds in every block u mine and never have to worry about running out of food cuz our chickens lay golden eggs.

but wait, there’s more! our villagers are actually secret agents in disguise and will give u super cool missions to complete. and if u ever get bored, just hop on our roller coaster that goes through a volcano and underwater cave. it’s lit, fam.

so what u waitin for? join now and experience the most insane, wacky, and downright bonkers minecraft server of all time. trust me, u won’t regret it. or maybe u will, but hey, at least u had a good laugh, right?

Make Craft Mine

Economy

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5438
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	79	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Zombie Dances:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Make Craft Mine is a simple economy server, with all the things you would want. Claims, McMMO, Jobs, Resource World, Quests, Battle Pass, Custom Enchants, /sell hand, auction house, head database, and keys. Introducing a new feature called Hardmode, whereby you can make the hustle harder for bragging rights.

play.makecraftmine.com

Firewall Smp

Biomes, Cross-Play, Firewall SMP, java, LifeSteal, pocket edition, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6584
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Hey Players.. Its our new starting of FIREWALL SMP season 2. WE Hope You Will Enjoy It

It Have Both Java + Pocket Edition LIfesteal + Survival Many Biomes

Firewall.eupla.com:25463