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Blocky High: The Worst Drug

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2211
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9118	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual drug that will have you hooked from the first block you mine!

Join us for a wild ride where the only side effects are uncontrollable laughter and a sudden urge to build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy as you are, so you’ll fit right in!

But be warned, once you start playing on our server, you may find yourself staying up all night, neglecting your real-life responsibilities, and dreaming about pixelated creepers chasing you through the streets. But hey, who needs sleep when you can be having this much fun?

So come on, join us on this wild adventure and experience the most addictive Minecraft server you’ll ever play on. Just remember to take breaks to eat and drink water… or not, we won’t judge!

CraftyCrafterz: ISuspectNoOne

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3355
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

so, like, this server is so lit, even the german police are tryna find it! they think the suspect is hiding out in our minecraft world, causin’ chaos with his festival knife attack. but don’t worry, we got this covered. join our server and help us catch this crazy dude before he causes any more mayhem. plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base where we stash all the good loot. come join the fun and be a hero in our epic quest to stop the bad guys!

CrazyCatCraft

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8763
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

u know what does do crazy stuff? this minecraft server! join us if u wanna see cats flying on pigs, creepers dancing to disco music, and villagers riding llamas like they’re in a rodeo show! we got a secret underground base where players can battle it out in epic pvp matches, and a giant maze filled with traps and treasure chests. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so come on down to our server and let the madness begin!

StoneAgeBuilders

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1226
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

yo, so like imagine this, right? back in the day, like wayyy back, there were these farmers in Spain who were like, “let’s build a massive stone chamber, bro!” and they did it! but get this, they weren’t just any old farmers, nah man, they were like geniuses or something.

these dudes knew all about physics, geometry, geology, and architecture. like, they were basically the OG engineers, ya feel me? so if you wanna join a Minecraft server where you can channel your inner neolithic farmer genius, then this is the place for you!

come build epic stone chambers, show off your mad skills in physics and geometry, and maybe even uncover some ancient secrets along the way. who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden treasure or something. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this neolithic party started!

Elysia Survival: Seeking Players Who Can Craft Better Than My Mom’s Meatloaf – New Season!

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1152
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Elysia
Season	New season just opened
Gameplay	Vanilla with minor add-ons like Dynmap and CoreProtect
Player Base	Primarily adult with a close-knit community

FAQ

How long has the server been running?

The server has been running for several years.

What kind of gameplay is offered?

The gameplay is kept entirely vanilla, with minor add-ons like Dynmap and CoreProtect for grief protection.

What is the player base like?

The player base is primarily adult, and the community is close-knit and welcoming. New players are always welcome.

How can I join the server?

You can apply for a spot on the server by completing the application form here.

Is there a tour of a previous season available?

Yes, you can watch a tour of a previous season here.

Where can I find additional information about the server?

You can find additional information in older posts on the server’s profile or through a section at the end of your application.

BagCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6000
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Runes Activated:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so wild that the mobs have learned to breakdance instead of attacking you. Imagine fighting a zombie doing the worm – it’s a sight to behold!

2. We have secret hidden dungeons that are guarded by llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They’ll challenge you to a tea party before letting you in – it’s a classy affair.

3. Our server events are like no other – we once had a build competition where players had to recreate famous works of art using only blocks. Let’s just say, the Mona Lisa has never looked more pixelated.

4. Need a break from mining? Join our karaoke nights where players can serenade each other with their best renditions of “Creeper, Aw Man”. It’s a blast!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity!

PartitionCraft SMP: /int/ Austro-Hungarian Shenanigans

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3847
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we answer the age-old question: How would /int/ have partitioned Austria-Hungary? Join us for a wild ride as we recreate history in the most chaotic and hilarious way possible.

Are you tired of boring old factions and survival servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be part of the epic battle to divide up Austria-Hungary in the most ridiculous ways imaginable. Will you be the one to claim the Schnitzel Kingdom or the Goulash Empire? The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman Army, led by the one and only Emperor Porkchop. Join forces with these bacon-loving warriors as they fight against the evil Chicken Coalition in an epic battle for supremacy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just end up ruling over a kingdom of Wiener Schnitzels and strudels!

GFfeelsNotMyProbLOL

Boundaries, Communication, emotional boundaries, emotional intelligence, Empathy, exhaustion, feelings, Frustration, GFfeelsNotMyProbLOL, INDEPENDENCE, love, personal space, Reassurance, relationship, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, Support, Trust, Understanding, validation

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6744
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Looking for a place where you won’t be bombarded with texts and calls demanding your attention? Look no further! On our server, you can mine, build, and explore without anyone putting you in a virtual time out for not responding fast enough.

Join us and experience the freedom of not having to explain why you didn’t like someone’s Instagram post or respond to a TikTok while driving. Our server is a drama-free zone where you can focus on having fun and enjoying the game without someone constantly assuming the worst about your actions.

So come on in and leave the relationship drama behind – in our Minecraft world, the only thing you need to worry about is where to find diamonds!

MineCraftMayhem

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2244
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Joining our Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of angry chickens start attacking you with enchanted swords. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground dungeon filled with evil llamas plotting to take over the server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop golden apples when you defeat them. And don’t even get us started on the talking sheep who offer questionable advice on how to survive in this wacky world.

So if you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning your life choices, join our server today! Just be prepared to face the consequences of entering this chaotic and hilarious virtual world.

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3789
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	499

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more unpaid dues than Adani Power from Bangladesh 😂 our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t handle the awesomeness 🤣 we have diamonds for days, so many diamonds that even Herobrine is jealous 👀 join now and become a part of our crazy community where we build giant statues of Steve riding a pig 🐷💎🔥 #minecraftgoals #joinusnow