| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 3306 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 3796 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 | New Chunks Explored: | 52165 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 14 |
| Crops Grown: | 4353 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
But wait, there’s more! Akira Toriyama has already faced the trial of Great King Enma, his own creation from Dragon Ball Z. Can you imagine the drama and suspense? It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!
So come join us on this wild and wacky server, where we pray for good tiding with King Taizan and hope for the best outcome for Akira Toriyama. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to witness his reincarnation in real-time! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, join now!
| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 6048 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 72 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 28 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky? Our server is like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where players who dare to enter are met with challenges beyond their wildest dreams. Some say that those who conquer the dungeon emerge as legends, while others are never seen again.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this crazy world. Just remember, anything can happen when success breeds contempt and white bitches breed black babies!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 8059 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Enchantments Applied: | 243 |
| Emeralds Found: | 3369 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 27 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing skeletons, ready to show you the ropes. Our custom-built villages are populated by villagers who speak in nothing but Shakespearean insults – “Thou art a knave, good sir!”
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 7627 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 40 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 7072 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party where the pigs are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).
So come on, join us on our server and let’s make Minecraft great again – one ridiculous adventure at a time!
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 5452 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 209 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 0 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 2619 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 57 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 |
But that’s not all! Our shaman class also allows you to communicate with the spirits of the Minecraft world, who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny. Rumor has it that whoever wields this pickaxe will be able to mine entire mountains with a single swing!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate shaman warrior, ready to conquer the Minecraft world with your insane powers and wacky adventures. Trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else!
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 7236 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 7488 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 38 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 70 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 25 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 6326 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 60 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Votes: | 1026 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 2242 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
Join us if you want to experience the most epic and outrageous adventures in the Minecraft universe. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a creeper DJ.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who can help you find the rarest diamonds and defeat any enemy in your path.
So, why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and embark on the wildest, most insane Minecraft journey of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if it’s autism or just pure awesomeness!
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 1526 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 5367 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 14 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 4612 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-fag Bigfoot, you’ll win a special prize that will make all the other players green with envy.
So come join us on our fag-tastic Minecraft server and let your rainbow flag fly high!
