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Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 4821 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Dimension Hops: | 1 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 11 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
we got Putin trying to hack into the server to stop the loan, but our admins are like, nah, bro, you ain’t gonna mess with our Ukraine loan party. it’s like a virtual battle of epic proportions, and you gotta be there to witness it all.
plus, we got like, a secret underground bunker where you can hide from Putin’s hackers and plan your next move. it’s like a virtual game of cat and mouse, but with way more explosions and way less cheese.
so, yeah, join our server for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. you won’t regret it, bro.