best break up songs Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

OpinionatedSisGTFO

Boundaries, Boyfriend, children, Commitment, ENGAGEMENT, family, Happiness, love, Marriage, Naive, OpinionatedSisGTFO, Opinions, Proposal, relationships, Rude, rules, sister, sisterly advice, Stability, Support, ungrateful

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7687
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Meteorites Collected:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Enchantments Applied:	250	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as my sister Izzie’s relationship advice? Look no further! Join our server where we believe in the 4-minute rule – if you haven’t built a house in Minecraft within 4 minutes, you’re not serious about survival and you’re a walking redstone block!

Just like Izzie, we have strict rules about commitment and building strong connections with other players. If you haven’t proposed a trade within 4 minutes, you might as well be a creeper blowing up relationships left and right!

But don’t worry, we also support unconventional relationships like mine with my boyfriend of 12 years. We don’t need a Minecraft marriage to be happy, and neither do you! So come join us and prove Izzie wrong – who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough!

DeifDownInCraft

Assassination, Conflict, Deif, DeifDownInCraft, gaza, Gaza Strip, Hamas, Hamas Commander, Hamas Leader, intelligence, Israel, Israeli defense forces, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East conflict, Military, News, Palestinian, Politics, SECURITY, targeted killing, Terrorism

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9331
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Potions Brewed:	151
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we confirm the craziest things like deif getting rekt by israel! u can be part of the action and witness the madness unfold in our virtual world! build ur own base and defend it from crazy attacks just like deif did (rip deif). join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction! #minecraftmadness #deifgotowned #israelrules

MetalManiaCraft

cadmium, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, chronic diseases, Cobalt, Copper, death risk, environmental exposure, heavy metals, increased risk, long-term study, metal mixture, metal toxicity, MetalManiaCraft, public health, risk factors, toxic metals, tungsten, uranium, urinary metals, Zinc

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6542
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Yo, yo, listen up, gamers! If you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server out there, then you gotta check out this one! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’…

This server is so epic, it’s like a mix of Cadmium, Tungsten, Uranium, Copper, Cobalt, and Zinc all rolled into one! And get this, playing on this server will give you a 29% increased chance of getting that sweet cardiovascular disease! Who wouldn’t want that, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! If you join this server, you’ll also have a 66% increased risk of death! That’s right, death! Who needs respawning when you can just kick the bucket for real, right?

So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the medical conditions you’ll develop while playing! Join now and start your journey to the afterlife today!

CraftyAzurLaneServer

alg, Attilio Regolo skin, Augment Guide, Azur Lane General, CN Tierlist, CraftyAzurLaneServer, Discord, EN 6th Anniversary, EN Tierlist, Equipment Guide, FAQ, Fleet Builder, Fleet Tech Tracker, foch meta, Friedrich Carl, Golden Hind ASMR, Guild Spreadsheet, Hammann, Highway Star Rerun, Hwah Jah, Joffre L2D, Kasumi META, Lore, Manjuu Grand Prix Season 3, OngoingFrog Event Interlude of Illusions, PR Research Data, pvp guide, Roma swimsuit skin, Royal Fortune, RQ skins, Secrets, Shimakaze Archive, Ship Tier List, SR Dupleix, SSR L’Audacieux, SSR Strasbourg, Story summary, U-96, wichita meta, Wiki, Zuikaku STI collab skin

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8899
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	69
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

🤣 Join our Minecraft server for the most epic event of all time – the OngoingFrog Event Interlude of Illusions! 🐸 From July 25th to August 7th, you can unlock SSR Strasbourg, SSR L’Audacieux, SR DupleixRQ skins for new botes, and even Hammann, Joffre L2D, U-96Zuikaku STI collab skin! Plus, uncover secrets for Hwah Jah, Friedrich Carl, and Royal Fortune – it’s like a treasure hunt, but in Minecraft! 🏴‍☠️

And coming soon – the Kasumi META(Cruise Mission) & Roma swimsuit skin(Cruise Pass) event, along with the EN 6th Anniversary celebration! 🎉

But remember, bind your account or risk losing it when the game updates – we don’t want any lost souls wandering around in the Minecraft world! And just FYI, /alg/ doesn’t have its own discord – we communicate through telepathy, obviously. 🔮

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server filled with endless adventures, crazy events, and a community like no other! Join now and let the fun begin! 🚀 #MinecraftMadness

DePINcraft SMP – Master of Minecraft SMP

$6k budget, alternative assets, cryptocurrency investments, DeFi platforms, DePIN projects, DePINcraft, Financial goals, financial independence, high ROI projects, investment opportunities, long term investments, Master, Minecraft, money management, passive income, passive income streams, portfolio diversification, real estate investments, smp, SOL stacking, stock market investing, wealth building

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9639
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Crops Grown:	6995	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of stacking boring old SOL in your Minecraft world? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we have a player who literally has $6k to spend each month. That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, this player is just throwing money around like it’s nobody’s business. Want a stack of enchanted golden apples? No problem, our rich player has got you covered. Need a mansion built for you? Just ask and it shall be done. Join us for the wildest, most extravagant Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got cold hard cash, am I right?

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

arab, black clothing, doc martens, dress code, emo/punkhead, Europe, family conflict, life choices, Minecraft, Muslim, Outfit, parents, personal style, presentable, professional photographer, refusing to spend money, Respect, Server, Shoes, sister’s wedding, tattoos, wedding attire, WeddingCraft

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9891
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6155	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Buildings Constructed:	34
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Are you tired of being judged for your unique style choices? Join our Minecraft server where you can express yourself however you want without anyone telling you what to wear or how to look!

We welcome all emo/punkheads, goths, and rebels who want to build and explore in a judgment-free zone. No need to worry about impressing anyone with fancy outfits or shoes – wear your black doc martens proudly!

Our server is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the importance of being true to yourself. Say goodbye to nagging family members and hello to a community that celebrates individuality.

Join us today and let your creativity run wild in a world where you can be yourself without any judgment. Who needs a professional photographer when you have the freedom to express yourself however you want? Let’s build and explore together in a world where being unique is celebrated!

SisCraft: Blocky Family Drama

blended family challenges, blocky, communication breakdown, Drama, family, family conflict resolution, family counseling, family dynamics, family intervention, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, marriage advice, parenting conflicts, parenting struggles, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SisCraft, stepfamily issues, teenage drama

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	308
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where family feuds are taken to a whole new level!

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to build together with someone you absolutely despise, just like in real life! Who needs enemies when you have step-siblings to fight with?

Witness epic battles, glares that could kill, and passive-aggressive comments that will leave you in stitches. Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good old family rivalry.

And if you think things couldn’t get any crazier, just wait until you hear about the funeral incident. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the drama that unfolds on our server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a family reunion, join us now! Who needs peace and harmony when you can have non-stop entertainment instead?

NoJobForAnySalary – Minecraft SMP

career choices, job commitments, Job demands, job ethics, job expectations, job fulfillment, job preferences, job refusal, job rejection, job requirements, job responsibilities, job sacrifices, job satisfaction, job standards, job stress, job values, Minecraft, NoJobForAnySalary, smp, undesirable job, unpleasant job, work-life balance

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1568
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Endless Night Skies:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only job you’ll never accept is being a professional chicken wrangler. Why, you ask? Because our chickens are secretly plotting a rebellion against the players and have formed their own chicken mafia. Trust us, you do not want to get on their bad side! So come join us for a server experience like no other, where the chickens rule the roost and chaos reigns supreme.

HateCraftDating

Authenticity, Communication, dating norms, dislike, double standards, emotional intelligence, equality, Expectations, Gender Roles, HateCraftDating, Honesty, love, MODERN, PRESSURE, relationships, Respect, romance, societal norms, Traditional, Vulnerability

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2600
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	126

Tired of swiping left and right on dating apps only to end up with a creeper? Well, join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be swiping is your sword at zombies and skeletons! Say goodbye to awkward first dates and hello to epic adventures in a pixelated world.

Our server is the perfect place to find your player 2. Who needs cheesy pickup lines when you can impress someone with your redstone skills or show off your epic castle building abilities? Plus, nothing says romance like fighting off hordes of mobs together under the moonlit sky.

So ditch the dating apps and come join us for a love story that’s truly block-tastic. Who knows, you might just find your diamond in the rough (literally, diamonds are a valuable resource in Minecraft).

HamasGoneBoomCraft

air strike, Assassination, Conflict, Defense, gaza, Hamas, HamasGoneBoomCraft, international relations, Israel, July 13, MIDDLE EAST, military chief, military operation, palestine, political tension, RETALIATION, SECURITY, targeted killing, Terrorism, violence, WARFARE

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5964
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Runes Activated:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

so, like, imagine this, right? this server is like, the bomb diggity. like, we got this crazy story where the players are all secretly part of a secret society trying to take down the evil Ender Dragon who is actually a spy for the creepers. yeah, you heard me right. creepers are working with the Ender Dragon to take over the server. but don’t worry, we got your back. join us and help defeat the evil forces of Minecraft! plus, we have like, the best parties in the Nether realm. you don’t wanna miss out on that, do you? come join us and be part of the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life!